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Season 1

  • S01E01 Pilot

    • January 19, 2011
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    When a New York executive visits his parents in their retirement home, he decides to quit his job and move in; however, his decision prompts them to make a life-altering decision.

  • S01E02 Hit It and Quit It

    • January 26, 2011
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    Now that Elaine has left, Alan wants to find a relationship with no strings attached, but finds out that he might now be able to handle it. Meanwhile, Elaine comes back into town, and David must keep a secret from his father.

  • S01E03 Rocket Man

    • February 2, 2011
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    Alan becomes jealous as David develops a budding relationship with Elaine's new boyfriend, an astronaut.

  • S01E04 David's Room

    • February 9, 2011
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    Elaine and Alan battle for David's affections by buying him fancy gifts. Alan learns that he loves being alone.

  • S01E05 Matchmakers

    • February 16, 2011
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    David's new status as a matchmaker also has a financial upside, thanks to his top escort---Alan.

  • S01E06 Stuck in the Meddle

    • February 23, 2011
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    Elaine's meddling in her son's personal life prompts a lie from David that quickly spirals out of control.

  • S01E07 Gate Gate

    • March 2, 2011
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  • S01E08 The Tell-Tale Cart

    • March 9, 2011
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  • S01E09 Workin' Man

    • March 16, 2011
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  • S01E10 Secrets and Lies

    • March 23, 2011
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Season 2

  • S02E01 Up North

    • June 26, 2012
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    Elaine appears determined to pursue a one-night stand of her own after catching Alan in bed with Susan. Alan asks David and Amy (Marissa Jaret Winokur) to find out if their mother is following through on her threat, as he's determined to win her back.

  • S02E02 The Dates

    • July 3, 2012
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    Alan and Elaine go to couples therapy, and the therapist (Robin Givens) suggests that each plan a secret date for the other. David moves in with Amy, after the presence of both his parents in the condo begins to bother him. But Amy soon becomes bothered by David's presence.

  • S02E03 Poker Face

    • July 10, 2012
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    Elaine takes part in Alan's poker games, making him uncomfortable. David begins working for Brandon's pool care business, but hurts Brandon's feelings by saying that he is embarrassed to tell his parents what his real job is. Brandon meets Amy's boyfriend Jared (John Ross Bowie), which stirs Brandon's romantic feelings for Amy even more.

  • S02E04 The Grifters

    • July 18, 2012
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    David meets a nice girl named Jenn (Danneel Ackles) at the grocery store, and lies to her about his career and financial situations. Alan and Elaine become convinced that Jenn is hiding ulterior motives with regards to David. Amy and Jared agree to move in together, but after Amy gets advice from Alan about the decision, Amy scares Jared about possible marital commitments.

  • S02E05 My Dinner With Alan

    • July 25, 2012
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    Amy pushes her father to be more friendly toward Jared, but later regrets it when Alan convinces Jared to move his huge massage chair into his and Amy's apartment. Elsewhere, David is annoyed when Alan replaces him with Jared on the community's softball team, even giving David's old uniform to Jared.

  • S02E06 The Apartment

    • August 1, 2012
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    David becomes suspicious of Elaine's motives when he discovers that she hasn't released her old apartment yet. David then enlists Amy's help to uncover other secrets their mother might be hiding.

  • S02E07 The Break-Up

    • August 8, 2012
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    Amy is confused after getting a surprise kiss from Brandon, making her question her relationship with Jared. Making matters worse, the entire Robbins family gets involved in Amy's love life. Elsewhere, David and Jenn stuggle to agree on ground rules for their relationship.

  • S02E08 Knocked Up

    • August 15, 2012
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    Following her breakup with Jared, Amy fears she may be pregnant with Jared's child. Her excited parents don't bother to wait for confirmation before sharing their happy news.

  • S02E09 The Proposal

    • August 22, 2012
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    Jared proposes to Amy, leaving Brandon both heartbroken and a little suspicious of Jared's motives when the wedding is scheduled in two weeks. David discovers that Brandon's suspicions have merit.

  • S02E10 My Best Friend's Wedding

    • August 29, 2012
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    The second season concludes with Amy facing a difficult choice: She discovers that Jared wanted to marry her quickly to get a green card, while also realizing how much Brandon is in love with her.