Which one is the clone?! By the time this story ends… you won’t care!
In the future, stupid names will be all the rage.
The only Batman comic where you’ll ever hear Batman say, “I’ll soon be able to slip out of the thongs!”
Linkara introduces himself to TGWTG.
Fifteen moments in bad comics that'll make you go whiskey-tango-foxtrot.
Not the Teen Titans, but at the same maturity level.
Who knew communists were such prudes?
A realistic, hard-hitting exposé on the lives of truckers!
“Do you expect me to talk?” “No, Mr. Bond, but I expect you to be more entertaining than this comic!”
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Well, whatever it is, it certainly isn’t Superman…
I think this whole thing was really just a PSA for not putting coins in your mouth.
An examination of Chuck Austen's work on the book. (Part 1)
Some books inspire people to become Catholic. This book inspires Catholics to laugh their heads off over how someone doesn’t know anything about their religion.
Mr. T in his own comic at last...and it tanked!
Looking into one of the final frontier's comics.
A Liefeld inspired book gets its comeuppance.
As part of the donation drive, Linkara outlined what he planned to review in the coming weeks.
A look at the NFL/Marvel Comics partnership that created a football inspired superhero. I swear I didn't make that up!
He doesn't have a brain! He doesn't know the difference between right and wrong! Not Neutro, mind you, whoever thought this comic was a good idea. Special Guest Appearance of Dr. Insano as President.
In preparing for the next show, Linkara fills everyone in on the history of Wonder Woman.
Linkara explains his take on the Watchmen movie.
A review of the first two issues in the Wonder Woman epic saga....which didn't have Wonder Woman in it much.
Continuing the look at the time when Amazons attacked the DC universe.
Ending the epic look at a lackluster story which Wonder Woman barely appeared in.
Teenage women in skin tight uniforms acting idiotic. The comic could be anything!
Dressed as Lester B. Bum, Linkara reviewed Watchmen. This was part of the April Fools Day joke on the site. First Appearance of Lester B. Bum.
Linkara counts down the worse instances of heroes becoming villains.
Daredevil and Spider-Man team up to face an organ stealing villainess. DD's inner monologue threatens to take over the comic.
More cameos from the TGWTG team as Linkara continues his look at the DD/Spidey team-up.
Linkara goes over the history of the Blue Beetle from the Golden Age to the modern times.
Linkara looks at the comics based on the popular MMORPG.
Linkara's in search for a theme song for his show.
A review of the magazine starring the environmental team of superheroes.
Part of the Year One Crossover event. Linkara teams up with Spoony to review a bad Wolverine game. In the end, Dr. Insano arrived, ending the episode in a cliffhanger. To be continued in The Spoony Experiment.
A review of one of the comics that launched Image Comics back in the early 1990s by Rob Liefeld. He hated the art style which dominated the book.
Part two of the Atop the Fourth Wall/The Spoony Experiment crossover!
Linkara reviews a comic whose premise is solely based on passing genes down to the next generation of humanity.
Linkara looks at the comic based on the hit live action TV shows.
Dr. Strange teaming with War Machine, Silver Surfer and Thunderstrike. What could go wrong? Linkara looks at the 9th issue of the relaunched Defenders book.
Part two of the badly drawn adventure.
The winner of the Atop the Fourth Wall theme song contest is revealed!
It's a Kryptonian powered by a yellow sun vs. a bunch of robots. They won't be back.
Linkara previews his review of DC's Countdown storyline.
Part one of the Countdown review.
Part two of the Countdown review where he looks at the second half of the maxseries.
Counting down the worst moments of the DC Crossover event.
Reviewing a wannabe porno comic. No this character isn't related to the other Xena!
A review of the Jon Romita Jr drawn issue of Cable.
No it's not the television show. That one makes sense!
Batman faces his most menacing adversary yet. Rock and Roll! Bogus!
A comic based off a toy. Some are good and some have people MINING AIR!
Singing superhero? Someone call Dazzler!
From Zero to Still zero...
Somehow I don't think they're on a medical plan.
Spoony and Linkara take on the PC Youngblood game that never was, Spider-Man Vs Kingpin and Captain America and the Avengers for the
Comic biographies of baseball players do not make a good comic. Even if it is Mickey Mantle.
This is a comic starring the Kool-Aid Man! No good can come of this!
Linkara begins his review of the comic series based on the game.
Simply put, this is a trailer for Linkara's look at -Dying Inside in October.
Part two of the review. There's not much coherence in this story.
The final part of one of the strangest video game to comic adaptations ever!
Linkara looks at the other mess Spidey got himself into!
A team of female spies made by Quesada. Hmmm....
Linkara presents alternate endings to his Silent Hill: Dying Inside #5 episode.
Linkara decides to do a mini-review of a good Silent Hill comic.
Frank Miller and a reimagining of Batman and Robin.
Doom. Good game. BAD COMIC!
A remake of an early '80s anti smoking comic. Good thing they didn't use Nick Fury. Just sayin'.
Another bad black in white comic with scantily clad women.
They got CSPAN in my Batman comic!! It's Miller time again!
Troll from Youngblood collects the things from the "12 Days of Christmas" song. Already you know what the outcome is going to be.
Comic based on the cartoon about a kid playing James Bond. No girls. No martini. No way.
Counting down the jokes Linkara COULD have made in the series this year!
From the creative minds of Image Comics comes a no nosed musclebound psycho!
Vampires, Cultists and a main character that doesn't show up much! Yeah, this comic's a winner!
Propaganda at its finest as Linkara takes on people who insist people need to go to college!
Incestuous supers. Check. Jerk supers. Check. This must be the Ultimate version of Earth's Mightiest heroes!
More insanity and drunken superhero goodness in issues #3 and 4. These guys need to stop being douches.
The Robo-Ultimates start their attack!
Linkara takes on Liefeld AND it's Part 1 of his epic battle with Mechakara!
Linkara vs Mechakara Part 2
After the Mechakara battle, Linkara wanted to show the good side of robots!
Doom's IV returns! OH NO!
Let's see how the second book starring the Children of the Atom holds up! Sure it sold a lot of copies. But, is it good?
The Maxx made his first appearance here! That doesn't say much, does it?
It's Miller time again! WOOT!
They made a second issue of this?!
What happens when both McCoys meet? Hijinks!
More butt shots than the Gods can handle!
This is another case of "Good concept that's poorly executed".
More whining and no one doing anything!!
FINALLY the final chapter of an Elseworlds tale gone horribly wrong.
They got TMNT into my Archie!
What the sense make?
When Chuck Norris is in a comic, bad things happen.
Part of the Year Two event. Linkara and Spoony take on more of the Ultimate Warrior's insanity.
The finale of Dark Knight Strikes Again. How bad is it? Well...let's just remember that AT4W is where bad comics burn.
Take Radio Shack and a PSA and you'll have this comic!
Linkara's missing! No worries. Harvey Finevoice can take on Anita and her non vampire story!
Duuuuuuuude! Linkara's still missing in action! However, the most radical '90s Kid is here to look at the most bodacious comic EVER!
Linkara's still missing! Don't worry! Iron Liz is here to help save the day!
Iron Liz takes on the Ewoks just as Lord Vyce makes his move!
More shoulder-pads action with The Askani'Son. Don't worry, it isn't like he went on a crusade to protect a mutant he claims is a messiah. Wait..what?
I've heard it through the grapevine...they made this comic and I don't want it to be mine.
Space stations are cool. But, only when they appear ya know...IN THE FIRST FEW PAGES!!
Join Linkara for a double feature!
Spidey takes on Electro! This should be awesome. But, it's another edition of PSA Hell.
Space...the final frontier. This comic would be better off assimilated by the Borg.
Why is Big Barda easily subdued by a guy with a creepy grin?
And now the conclusion of the Superman/Big Barda fanfic.
Some of these comics Linkara won't review because they are actually GOOD! Some however may induce adamantium rage.
Join Linkara in his epic 100th episode atop the fourth wall!
Nolan Ryan coaches a kid and for some reason Tony the Tiger is there. Yep. It's another PSA hell!
One shall stand. One shall fall.
What comes for Linkara in October 2010 when he takes on another set of Silent Hill comics?
Why do I get the feeling Blackest Night was scarier?
Four issues in and I still can't tell WHAT is going on!
And now the conclusion. Plus, we learn more about the magic gun as Lord Vyce plans his next move!
See how it COULD have ended!
With great power...comes Clone Saga comic?
Secret Origins month begins with a look at the strange visitor from the planet Krypton.
With Great Power...
I am vengeance. I am the NIGHT. I. AM. Wearing a silly cape!
Marvel's merry mutants and the wheel of death!
More dolphin punching fun!
Christmas with the New Kids and lots of unnecessary rhyming!
Let's watch the Watcher waste our time!
Truly a holiday classic!
See all the times where Linkara was a total idiot!
Trust me - by the end of this, there will be a LOT of crying.
Together, we can be justice!
We interrupt the Cry for Justice review with something with worse art but a more entertaining story involving robots!
It's Atop the Fourth Wall LIVE! Watch Linkara make fun of a bad video game comic!
Don't cry for this comic. It already sucks.
The crossover nobody asked for and nobody remembered when it was done!
As in you want to set fire to this thing from a distance.
Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four in... an advertisement for OfficeMax!
I want to rock and roll all night... not read this crap.
The Whiz Kids are back and they're as boring and dorky as ever! ...Yeah, it's bad.
Is this the awesomely fantastic first issue of a legendary series and character?! Weeeell, it's early Image Comics...
All I have to say is "Rob Liefeld" and I bet you could predict what's coming from this comic. But you'd be wrong, for this comic ALSO has a trading card!
Backstreet's Back! ...Wait, is that a good thing?
So basically by Frank Miller's own admission here Batman is a rude, murderous child abductor who cares what twelve year-olds think about his toys and eats rats when not mourning the loss of the bloody, incestuous affair he had with his mother.
Let's play a love game instead of reading this. ...Please?
The human adventure is just beginning... wake me up when it actually gets somewhere.
Don't want to sift through 130 episodes of the show to figure out the story bits? Well, you're in luck! Here's the entire story condensed into 4 minutes.
Less any sort of odyssey, more a trip to the local Denny's.
The team-up you demanded! Well, someone demanded it. ...maybe... probably not...
Are you ready to get foked for the Ultimate Warrior's training techniques?
Linkara and the Cinema Snob review the movie that eventually spawned Bimbos in Time! NOTE: This review takes place before the Ultimatum three-parter.
How come event comics never have accurate taglines? This one needs to be, "the one where everyone dies!"
The death count rises and the audience's patience falls.
The event comic concludes with nothing achieved!
He likes his war cold, his champagne colder, and his stories idiotic.
Watch as Frank Miller continues to denegrate other superheroes just to make Batman look- wait, this was made in 1994?
Now you're playing with... nothing, because this is a comic book.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up... and throw this comic away?
"Adventures" is too strong a word. "Stumbles into nonsense" would be more accurate.
More melodrama than you can swing a dead cat at!
Got any China Cat? How about some A-Train? How about a better comic?
You will worship hostess fruit pies or they shall take their vengeance upon you!
Behold this classic tale of the starship Enterprise... and how her crew is incredibly incompetent.
Yes, a villain so good that people DEMANDED his return! After all, YOU remember the asthma monster, right?
Learn about the shows you DIDN'T get up early on Saturday mornings to watch!
Go Go Power Ringers! Go away and never come back.
Behold the story that gave birth to Superman at Earth's End!
The continuation of a hard-hitting, realistic expose on the lives of truckers!
A dimension not of sight or sound but of mind. A really stupid mind.
What will Linkara be reviewing this October?
Once again watch as the Man of Steel wastes his time shilling outdated computers!
Anyone who opposes Bison shall be destroyed! Quick, everybody oppose him so we don't have to read this junk.
Silence will fall... but not today, since this is another Silent Hill comic where nobody shuts up.
Have you seen a better comic? Just turned seven?
Juice up with jetjack and let’s asphault this asshole – it’s the final Warrior comic!
A world of nightmarish delusions come to life... written by someone delusional.
A terrifying story of bodily possession, invasion, and alien menaces! It's a pity THAT story couldn't be the plot for this one.
t's Linkara vs. the Entity! But what are the origins of this creature and what does it have to do with Pokémon?
What did Linkara review at Youmacon for his second live show?
Two reviews for the price of one! Linkara presents a secret origin double feature to look at the first stories starring Wonder Woman and the Fantastic Four!
A story of talking rocks, magic green train lanterns, and the man who could only be stopped by a stick!
The star spangled man with a plan! That plan? Punch every nazi in the face. Twice.
Beyond the darkness, beyond the human evolution... is Khan. And a pointless adaptation of a great movie.
This comic has done far worse than kill us. It hurt us... and it wishes to go on hurting us.
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at this comic.
Take a look back at Linkara's favorite gags from the last few years!
Ted Turner, AOL, and a kid who thinks time travel gives him superpowers. I only wish this was a joke, because then something actually FUNNY would happen in this comic.
More like "a naked woman without a name" versus ED-209, but hey, it IS only the first issue.
It's Linkara's third live show! What has he found in the depths of video game comics?
Cyborg animals, swamp monsters, and the Airzone Solution. It must be Brute Force!
15 Things that Linkara objects to over the DC miniseries Identity Crisis.
The comic that dares to talk about things that no other comic does! Mostly because other comics aren't stupid.
Now you're playing with SPAAAAAAACE!
Part one of another AT4W Double Feature! Can Linkara save Comicron One? Or will he be forced to....
Part Two Of The Double Feature! Linkara finds out the truth behind the attack of Comicron-1, but will it be too late, and what happened to Pollo anyway?
A comic that unfortunately does not quit the jibber-jabber.
It's time for Mr. T to be your parent! Wait, that didn't come out right...
Personally, I think we should have given sanctions against Dr. Doom more time.
Well, they do know Kung Fu. Made up kung fu, but kung fu.
The story no one demanded continues!
I personally think the taste of revenge is actually a little salty.
Not your father's autobots! And thank goodness for that, since these losers would have lost the battle with the Decepticons in five minutes.
Protecting you from the demons who want to raise your taxes! ...Seriously.
You will believe a man can... walk, I guess.
Hey, kids - rub the blood on the cover and maybe the comic will stop sucking!
Didn't think the first issue was too bad? You haven't seen anything yet.
Somehow, becoming a bully yourself doesn't seem like the most effective way of preventing bullying...
Marijuana: the number one cause of people getting angry at funerals.
Gasoline: fuel source, highly flammable, and summoner of demons.
This is the way the world ends - a really confusing, terrible movie reviewed by a dozen Channel Awesome producers.
Zellers teaches you why reading is important! Also: cowboy hats.
Live from New York, it's a really bizarre team-up!
I'm still shocked this show lasted as long as it did without making a single "Avon calling!" joke.
Some battles are fought over things that matter. This one is fought because lots of people are stupid.
Another live show! What manga did Linkara review?
Let the battle begin! ...Can we go now?
The battle is over, Bludhaven is silent... save for the angered cries of anyone who bought this miniseries.
Ah, nothing like another tale of that hard-boiled detective Charles Barkley.
The next generation of hero for the 1980s!
The movie is about a crew in a stolen alien vessel going back in time to rescue some whales so they can talk to an alien probe. Why wasn't this a comic book FIRST?
Linkara reviews another comic in front of a live audience! But this time - IN CANADA!
It's Atop the Fourth Wall's 200th episode! What comic was heinous enough for Linkara to review it?
Go 'Nilla, Go 'Nilla, GO! Or, rather, the secret origin of Vanilla Ice.
A shocking tale about the future! ...Yeah, not really.
"I am vengeance! I am the night! I am... a really crappy Elseworlds story!"
The dark, haunting tale of a woman and her improbable physique!
Linkara reviews another comic book while at MetaCon 2012!
A startling deconstruction of superheroes in the real world! ...Or, just a really stupid black and white comic about an asshole who gets superpowers.
The comic that dares to defend the sanctity of microscopic non-life!
No riddles are made or answered, and yet there are still plenty of questions.
What franchise will Linkara be looking at now that he's done with Silent Hill comics? Plus: a promo for Longbox of the Damned!
Batman hates rock and roll, but what does he feel about jazz?
Man is the warmest place to hide... until he cranks the air conditioner up.
It's a rare occasion when "kill it with fire" is meant as a serious command.
Maybe all that The Thing wanted was a hug? Did no one ever stop to ask?
The beginning of the saga that rocked the Spiderverse! And by that I mean it pelted it with rocks.
You will not be calling "boo-urns" for this one, unfortunately.
Linkara attends Youmacon 2012 and had another live show! What manga did he review?
The fastest man alive! ...until the other Flashes came along, anyway.
Tony Stark - Billionaire playboy genius philanthropist... who is obsessed with transistors.
Listen to the jive, if you are un-square!
Hulk is strongest one there is! Unfortunately, his origin is not as strong.
Less an "adventure" and more "Superman invades people's privacy and doesn't punish the villains."
A trip into the past features bad lighting and an Archie comic that doesn't have much to do with Christmas!
There's more of gravy than of grave about this comic.
Tonight you shall be haunted by another adaptation of "A Christmas Carol," except this one's really damn good.
See what Linkara messed up this time!
Don't you love it when the comics that are supposed to be more edgy and realistic are, in fact, MUCH sillier?
What did Linkara review at MAGFest 2013?
A comic in which having people at a rave would actually be an improvement. For one thing, I actually know what goes on at a rave, unlike this story.
The Decepticons' most evil scheme yet - CLEANLINESS FOR VEHICLES!
These days are aaaaallll... filled with bad comics like this one.
I think at this point it's fair to say that Frank Miller has issues with women. And children. And superheroes. And intelligence.
Gunslinger finale part one! If they weren't going to try with the other four issues, why did they even bother with the fifth?
Gunslinger finale part two! May the force be with us for this one...
What has Linkara reviewed at GatoCon?
From the man that brought you Marville #1-3... more of the same but worse!
March of the Titans begins! Learn the team history of the Teen Titans, from 1966 through 1998!
The Titans retrospective continues with the Justice League of Jerks vs. the team with too many members! Oh, and the moon gets stolen.
March of the Titans finally reaches the Titans! Immortals, nazis, and gorillas: AKA superhero comics.
March of the Titans concludes with one stupid idea after another!
Linkara finally reviews a lamp! ...Or does he?
No, no, seriously - what's the comic REALLY called?
Life is but a dream... if only the movie this comic is based on was, too.
This is the comic... Dragnet #4. It's not a very good one, but fortunately I'm here. I carry a badge.
Inside: the virtual destruction of a crappy comic book!
Shock yeah, Spider-Man from the future!
Just in case you thought the Punisher needed more shoulderpads.
In the future, blue is the new green.
Fighting pollution has never looked this stupid.
Love, genocide, and fruit pies! All the combinations for a fun time! And that's terrible.
Pointlessness at Earth's End! Stupid Ideas at Earth's End!
Space espionage at its dullest and most uninteresting!
To Boldly Go Where- wait, X-Men and Star Trek? AGAIN?!
Remember, kids - don't do drugs or else you'll fight against demonic dinosaurs. Mr. T taught me that!
What did Linkara review at Animinneapolis?
Man, remember when the idea of Frank Miller writing Batman seemed awesome? Those days are gone forever.
Celebrate Independence Day with peppiest piece of colonial American fan fiction ever professionally composed.
Remember when these comics were about computers?
Fleeing from Cylon tyranny, the last battlestar, Galactica, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest... for a better comic.
I would rather watch Quest for Fire than read this. Namely because nobody TALKED in Quest for fire.
If Tales fail to offend within 30 days, you may return Tales to manufacturer for a full refund.
Not many stories manage to fail so spectacularly in every department, but behold one of the finest examples of doing so.
What did Linkara review at ConBravo?
The battle to save- erm, the battle to preserve- uhh... the battle for- ...what are we all fighting for, exactly?
The Legion is lost, the Titans are lost, the plot is lost...
This story would have been much better if it had... you know... been good.
Future events such as these will affect us... in 1991.
live show from Linkara!
Protectors of the environment! ...when they're not destroying it...
The battle for peace has begun... and actually ended several years ago.
This comic will be shaken, stirred, and shredded for how dumb it is.
The ultimate in alien terror… could not be here, so enjoy this terror by-product.
Keep watching the skies… because they’re a lot more entertaining than this story.
A game of crossfire would be infinitely more enjoyable than this storyline.
My God… it’s full of- wait, what the hell IS this?
The fastest man alive! …was Jay Garrick. I guess Barry Allen is fastester.
The brave story of a man who had stuff spilled on him!
In brightest day, in blackest night… in average afternoon and the smoldering wreckage of a ship…
Whosoever watches this review, if they be worthy… will see a comic about a Norse God battling aliens.
Silent Night, holy night. All is calm, all is… violence and death.
Santa Claus is coming to town… WITH A KATANA!
Reviewing Star Trek totally in rhyme? What a thought! Oh dear lord, what has this comic wrought…
Doctor Who uses magic to fight a demon in order to protect Santa Claus. Yes, seriously.
15 more opportunities that Linkara failed to notice in previous episodes!
Our long national nightmare is over! It’s the final issues of Marville!
Goblins are scary, but fruit pies aren’t!
The comic that teaches us that true romance is making out after setting people on fire.
A helpful guide from the Center for Disease Control on dealing with the impending zombie apocalypse. Seriously.
It’s a comic about a Gameboy, so join the Air Force! …Wait, what?
The continuing adventures of people with really stupid, contrived nicknames!
The next generation of heroes, followed by another generation, and another, and another, and another…
There’s a sweet Star Trek movie comic! …Unfortunately, it won’t arrive until Tuesday.
Mr. T ain’t got time for this crazy fool comic
Wild and crazy cyborg animals.
Random Geometry and Physiology at Earth’s End.
A photo comic that makes you embarrassed for everyone involved… except for maybe the “writter.”
Babies and other dimensions and a whole lot of just awful.
Remember when SCI-Spy was about spy stuff? Yeah, I don’t either.
Red Hood and the two other characters who get screwed over.
Place your bets! Which will there be more of: Athena’s ass or her talking?
A most non-bogus comic about two excellent dudes!
Time to go on an adventure! With cameos!
For truth! For justice! For the kitties!
Chuck Norris’ true power is in choosing crappy villains.
The power is ON! …Perhaps someone should shut that off. It’s running up the electrical bill.
More powerful than a locoMOOtive! Faster than a speeding BOVINE! Able to leap over tall moons in a single bound!
This entire endeavor will be a failure if we don’t see Batman playing a saxophone at some point.
An epic drama of adventure and exploration. Or an epic drama of cavepeople and purple alien spaceships.
Attacks by the soggies, plant ladies, and bees!
The 300th episode is here! What is so horrible to deserve the spot? Well, it’s Miller Time…
The King of the Monsters is here! …But let’s focus on a bunch of different humans every page, instead.
A comic where Batman is too concerned with marijuana to worry about the evils of rock and roll!
A story from the good old days, when costumes could just be a banana hammock. Did I say good? I meant stupid.
Chickens, blimps, barons, and trucks. I’ve had fever dreams that made more sense than this.
The comic that makes the Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man seem grounded and logical.
Let’s put a frown on that face!
Featuring Mr. Computer in a performance that won him an Oscar!
You have to believe we are magic… but this comic sure isn’t.
The thrilling conclusion to the story that nobody cared about!
Both virtual AND real brutality… on your eyes.
Gotta go fast! Gotta get this thing over with as fast as possible!
It removes all character and emotion and individuality. No, not the Borg – the dreaded comic adaptation of a movie.
Take me out to the ball game… take me out to the- giant alien tree attacking?
The Thing is a shapeshifting monstrosity trying to make you think it’s something it’s not… much like this comic.
If this was an imitation, a PERFECT imitation, how would you tell if it was a real Thing comic?
It’s less that the research is questionable and more that the intellects of those DOING the research is questionable.
The trial of the century! …Or at least it would be if they ever SHOWED it.
The story that encourages your kids to talk to strangers!
Shouldn’t this be Tales to ANTstonish?
The origin of the boy wonder! Contains more people falling from great heights than you originally thought!
Heroes! A trickster God! The Circus! All the things that make a great superhero team!
An unexpected journey… unless you read the list of upcoming episodes, in which case it’s expected.
Three rings were given to the elves, wisest and fairest… and rudest.
Gandalf the Grey: wizard, mentor, ruiner of lives!
Nothing spells Christmas like murder and mayhem.
With the end of 2014, Linkara looks back at the worst comics he’s ever reviewed for the show!
The issue where everyone in it was huffing paint fumes.
Godzilla is really more of the Archduke of Monsters than the King
When you name your comic imprint “EPIC,” truly nothing signifies that better than… a romance comic
Once again proving that mass-produced products solve ALL the world’s problems!
See all the thrills and excitement of people standing around lecturing you!
Truly there is nothing more exciting for lovers of superheroes than skiing, shower scenes, and nightmares about overeating.
A retrospective on the first 40 issues of the far-reaching licensed comic about a cyborg who fights evil space wizards.
Will ROM regain his humanity?! Will the other heroes of earth actually DO something about the Dire Wraiths?! Will all our problems be solved by an all-powerful being in a disco suit?!
Based on the original rough draft of Star Wars! Features cyborgs, red laser swords, and trade negotiations. Because it always features trade negotiations.
If you have to ask what jazz is, you’ll never know… but we can definitely say that Batman really has nothing to do with it.
Mr. T continues to prove he’s the best superhero in the universe… mostly by lecturing everyone and then breaking stuff.
Features a human water balloon, a Nazi vampire, and horrific murders – all the stuff that made old comics great!
I’m seeing red! …and black… and purple… and more red… basically, it’s not very many colors.
The gripping story of how a purple guy did all the work for everybody else and was rewarded for it with the need to drink people’s blood.
Teen Titans Go! …somewhere else, since this really has nothing to do with you
So… like… Batman is all just… wait, what?
With the help of some special guest stars, you can learn about sitting in chairs and how to eat wet twinkies!
Saving the world with orange juice and Florida!
These are the voyages of the TARDIS…
A comic strip about all the normal hardships we encounter in life… like our feline coworker trying to make us suffer and/or murder us.
So we’ve got this guy who shoots guns and kills criminals. What weird crap can we throw at him this week?
This comic truly has a message of peace: that all people can come together and say this thing is awful.
A long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away… actually, that works pretty well in this context, too.
Ultimate power must be what Greg Land has considering he still gets work
You are watching an internet video about a guy who reviews comics. What will you do? -EAT REVIEWER
Robots! Lovecraft! Carl Sagan! The only reason this isn’t the greatest comic in the world is because Mr. T isn’t in it.
You will believe a man can try to become rich and famous!
He is vengeance! He is the night! He is… gonna powerslam you through a table!
Strength, compassion, wisdom… and a really kick-ass costume.
The scarlet speedster! …who turns green at one point.
Mighty and morphin’, but also dicks to children.
RadioShack will save us all from terrorism.
This is the comic equivalent of your elderly relatives telling you all about the sex they used to have.
Let the new serious great adventure battle action series begin!
Featuring a relic of a bygone age… and by that I mean the New 52.
Hey, I’ve got an idea – let’s release ANOTHER book about these characters when we can’t even get ONE out on time!
Reminding you that every single person who participates in a race cheats in some capacity.
A saga of heroes, of villains, and of punching people who won’t do what you say.
Reminding everyone that kung fu, ass-kicking, and science fiction are the best combination.
If Linkara doesn’t wake up screaming… it means he probably got a good night’s sleep.
The man of your dreams is back… and we wish he had stayed away.
Evil has finally met its match… although its met it several times now, actually.
Maybe these comics would be good if you viewed them in virtual reality… but I doubt it.
Green Arrow and his super-defenestration powers!
In the mighty Marvel tradition of radiation doing whatever you want it to!
The Supergirl from Krypton! …Just in case you thought she was the Supergirl from Branson, Missouri.
Let’s see them replace this character with Captain America HERE!
A grounded, realistic biopic of a man on the internet who reviews comic books.
The movie continues as our heroes reach the Caelestis and discover what’s happened to it…
The movie continues with our heroes trying to figure out what to do in the wake of the battle…
The movie continues with our heroes reaching Europa and discovering something incredible…
The finale, as our heroes must come together and fight a great monster…
Let us now wait for the eventual crossover of Squirrel Girl and Brute Force.
A treatise on memory, fiction, childhood wishes… and the awfulness of a dog.
A classic tale of ghosts, death, and zombies- wait, isn’t this Christmas?
And, as Tiny Tim, observed… BRAAAAIIINS.
Another 15 jokes or remarks that could have been made!
Nothing says “instant classic” like “prone to injury.”
Popeye the Robot Puncher.
Batman – the world’s greatest detective… presuming his OnStar is working.
Godzilla! The King of all monsters! …And he has less panel time than a parody.
Two robots, two Jedi, two Queens, two Darth Vaders…
Blood, yes, but considering how many lines everyone has on their faces, are they really “young?”
All-Star Batman and Robin is FINALLY OVER! Unfortunately, no one in the comic seems to be aware of that…
Celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pokémon by watching someone get bird poop on them!
Arrr, Alpha! We be needin’ foive teens who ain’t afraid to walk the plank!
Blue-Skying begins with the man of a thousand powers and costumes, Dan Garret!
Blue-Skying continues with the second Blue Beetle! Will Ted Kord combat crime lord Big Dix… or, like us, will he just laugh at him?
Blue-Skying continues with an average kid in an average life involving aliens, magic, and mindwipes.
Blue-Skying concludes with Jaime Reyes in the New 52… and how much he’s batted around like an insect.
Their continuing mission to explore strange new ways of being bland!
Night of the living event comic!
As much fun as having darts thrown at you!
Head-rolling, pot-smoking, cleavage-exposing fun for the whole family!
Conspiracy theorists love this game, since they think the “trails in the sky” part of the title refers to Chemtrails.
See your favorite heroes as never before – with their mouths hanging open and their faces interchangeable because of the artwork!
Back in the days when the Next Generation was really more of the New Coke of Star Trek.
From toothpaste to Transformers – it’s another Comic Book Quickies!
The 400th episode is here! This time, let’s have some fun…
The battle over who has more lines in a movie!
“Graduation” is apparently another word for “Give the middle finger.”
Turns out this story was just a poorly-thought out advertisement for San Francisco General Hospital.
Turns out the diplomas got swapped out with death certificates by mistake.
15 things wrong with Marvel’s event comic where heroes fight heroes! …well, one of them, anyway…
Star Trek: Deep Space Mold Problem.
Minister of Unofficial Spin-Offs
The comic that seems to indicate that this series will end with a killing spree.
A comic based on the series that truly reflected our world… in that sometimes long trips are really dull.
In a story featuring a zombie, a little girl, and a tree monster, the zombie is the one who does the least amount of eating.
Biggles and the Menace of Padding
Finally posting up 2015’s live shows! What did Linkara review at Animinneapolis 2015?
What killed the dinosaurs? Ice puns.
Reminding you that all problems, no matter how serious or deadly, can be solved with Tandy products.
In brightest day, in blackest night – to boldly go where no one has gone before!
Friendship is all about waging war with construction companies!
The next King of Games – the guy who tries to throw his Duel Disk around like a Frisbee.
Take pryde in the fact that this never made it to series.
Reminding you all that drugging your children instead of talking to them is really for the best.
Not so much a nightmare as much as bad indigestion.
Pep rallies are always improved by blowing up serial killers.
This storyline has a character named “Joystick” in it, yet that has nothing to do with the virtual reality at the center of the plot.
If there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? Well, is it mold? A rabid dog? There are many different people who could be called.
So THIS was what was strange in the neighborhood.
The story of the terrifying juggernaut of justice!
Turns out Budapest was just their codeword for “Let’s kill Iron Man.”
The first superhero team! …that spends all their time sitting around telling stories.
Merry Fireplace Floor Heating!
There’s more of gravy than of grave about this… and Slimer ate it.
Schlocky horror, nuclear winter, and Elvira. Merry Christmas!
Perhaps 2016 was the biggest mistake of all.
Be prodigious to each another.
Don’t listen to a screen when it starts talking to you! …wait…
Heroes in a half-shell… that kill ninja leaders!
Nothing more romantic than watching people be jerks to their friends.
The big controversy of Star Wars – was Han Solo Alec Holland first?
Perhaps living alien slime should have better security than a glass bubble with one lock on it.
You know, it occurs to me that in all these issues, we haven’t really seen how young their blood actually is.
More cults should just be peace-loving people wanting to embrace feudal Japan with arenas of death.
Heroes teaming up to fight villains? What a novel concept for a movie!
The first part of a retrospective celebrating Marvel’s dimension-hopping series Exiles!
The finale of the retrospective, making us all go “What the devil?!”
I think more people would be voting if politicians had actual superpowers.
Clenched Hand of Polaris!
Sooo, when do we get to overthrow this Kingdom?
Some weddings are best short… and in this case, it’s less than 5 minutes of screen time.
Answers finally revealed! …well, okay, maybe like ONE is revealed. Sort of.
More like the dark punching bag, really.
Really what I get from this is that Wally West is bad at following up on stuff.
Worlds lived, worlds died… and then they lived again. And died again. And lived again. We’re just kind of used to it by now.
Considering how many times it’s referenced and remade, it’s not a very well-kept secret.
An event where the title object… isn’t actually that important – it’s just the shiny objects on it that matter.
Short for, “Flash, what was even the point?”
The Babylon project was a dream given form… but in this comic, we just fell asleep again.
The poorly-conceived romance strikes back!
You can’t live in fear… of terrible artwork.
Dead or alive, we need to read this thing.
The man of tomorrow! …quite literally, since he’s now in the future.
News by computer foils any hope of an interesting story.
Why do I feel like I could skip half of this comic and not miss anything?
Technically speaking, it’d be delicious OUT of the dungeon, too, so the title seems a bit specific.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Batman fights a Cyclops at some point in this.
The story of how 5-Hour energy drinks were the true downfall of the Roman Empire.
Another edition of Comic Book Quickies! Enjoy some boots, some candy, and a remote NES controller!
What, what’s so bizarre about vampires, Jack the Ripper, and ancient evil stone masks?
Thunderbirds Are Go! Thunderbirds Are Stop! Thunderbirds Are Playing Red Light/Green Light!
Linkara and the Nostalgia Critic team up to review the comic adaptation of Tim Burton’s first Batman movie!
Yo listen up, here’s the story about an Iron Man who lives in a blue world…
Horses in high school… and yet it’s NOT Equestria Girls?
We’re definitely watching it… we’re just not impressed by it.
One, two, Freddy’s coming for- oh, wait, the book’s been cancelled. He’s not coming.
Be afraid, be VERY afraid… of something else. Definitely not this.
Freddy Krueger will probably never die. As such, want to buy a chainsaw?
He’s in sensational need of money!
Place your bets! …before we’re busted for illegal gambling.
The honorable ruler of the seas… and his constant attempts to murder humanity!
The world’s greatest heroes! …and a teenager who snaps his fingers a lot.
Space is awesome! …so why do we spend so much time on earth?
This comic isn’t for your eyes!
All great holiday stories should have someone asking to not be spanked.
Well, it won’t take me higher than the diamonds in the sky…
An anthology of seasonal delights and depression!
Linkara looks back at 2017 and counts down his 15 favorite episodes of his own show!
Did no one think to bring a flashlight?
Still a better secret agent than SCI-Spy
Proving that the real way to heal the division between Marvel and DC is with a luau.
Stairs: the true enemy of man.
Aaand Apple Computer lawsuit in 5…4…3…
“Whosoever picks up this comic, if he be worthy, shall instantly regret it.”
I’m ready for the next generation of heroes to retire, please.
The series no one demanded! Well, except perhaps the American Dental Association…
Worlds lived, worlds died… and now we’re bringing them back! Because that’s what we do at DC: kill things and resurrect them.
A totally different story about a purple guy seeking ultimate power!
Smashy smashy!
Anti-Life justifies my confusion.
Shift into badness!
You thought this was another comic, but it was me – Diesel!
Death, betrayal, and broken hearts – AKA children’s entertainment.
A comic that is absolutely beloved by the forces of hell for how much pain it’s caused.
Comic Book Quickies – with more Batman as a toddler than you ever wanted!
It’s the 500th episode!
Because at this point this continuity is just putting out direct-to-video sequels.
Yes, Green Lantern – with the power of the trees and no actual lanterns whatsoever!
Every great superhero team debates whether vegetables should be cooked or eaten raw!
Now it just seems like the previous issue was so normal by comparison to give them some breathing room for this one.
Nothing like reading a Nova Girls comic to make one rethink their life choices… and how they’d rather do anything else than read it.
A comic where Batman reminisces about the time he shot his guns a lot.
Unnecessary tedium: A Star Wars Story.
The Electric Tale of Art That Needed to be Altered.
Captain America meets the Asthma Monster… but forgets to exchange business cards.
Aren’t crossovers where the two crossing over barely interact with each other the best?
Beef with freezerburn.
A return to the future! …The really stupid future.
In which a living pitcher of sugar water says hi to Benjamin Franklin.
Turns out the biggest threat to the environment is a garbage pirate.
I think we’d all still want to have a pool-cleaning service run by Mr. T.
I think the reason why the Organians needed to stop the war between the Klingons and the Federation is because the two sides would have destroyed themselves with their idiot plans and decisions.
The human adventure is just beginning… all over again, since it’s a reboot.
The final frontier continues to get goofier.
Star Trek once told us to save the whales. Trees, though? Set them on fire.
Maybe people in these Silent Hill comics would shut up if they stuffed their mouths with food.
Man is the warmest place to hide… unless he sticks his hand in freezing cold water.
The Kings of Horrors are back! …and boy do they disappoint!
It’s been ten years! Which one is the clone? After all this time… does anyone still care?
Really more like hell on one city block.
It’s the origin of the Black Panther! …but who cares about that when we can learn about Captain Cat Nap!
Got to love how scientific research in comic books doesn’t really need to have any specific purpose.
The first ever Snikt, Bub!
The humble beginnings of the most age-appropriate hero there ever was!
Technically wouldn’t ANY sequel to a Batman movie be Batman returning?
Would’ve been more festive if the Punisher was wearing a red and green outfit, frankly.
Yeah, I’m sure the comments section will be pleasant for this one.
Sweet Christmas! …Look, the 12 days of Christmas last into January, so it’s still Christmas.
15 more times I could have made more jokes!
Godzilla should just have an MP3 player when waiting in traffic.
I say we take off and batarang the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Honestly more like “Reacting to Crisis: Marvel.”
I just imagined how this review would go, which is basically the same as actually reviewing it.
Is it good or bad that no tombs end up raided in this comic?
I don’t know if I’d classify “battle giant robots” and “defeating evil demon mask” as “little” victories.
An issue number that reflects its quality level.
A book from the New Universe! And sometimes the new thing is worse than the old thing.
Truly there’s nothing more savage than questioning the ethics of admitting people into the police without a thorough background check.
Let’s get dangerous… at least until we lose the license.
Witness boring stories about food that can talk… IN 3-D!
So when dealing with a hellstar, do you use sunglasses or bibles?
BREAKFAST IS RUINED. AGAIN.
Maybe instead of “The Dark Knight” he could have been called “The Dark Jet Pilot?”
I feel like I have been given a critical, need-to-know movie to review.
Maybe if this had been traced from a good comic, it would have been better?
Batman For Awhile!
Scowl Fighter!
Surprisingly fewer cat puns in this than you’d expect.
Some comics may be a bit too spicy.
The quest for a detailed list of Nuclear Man’s powers!
The Cassandra Cain retrospective begins by covering her introduction in No Man’s Land and the first half of her solo series!
The Cassandra Caintrospective continues with the second half of her solo series!
The Cassandra Caintrospective concludes with Justice League Elite, some… questionable creative choices, and a turn around from those choices!
Honestly, with this book we should just expect a bunch of trucks to form into a Megazord or something.
The final tale of the children of the damned and their Tandy products!
Remember, kids – doing drugs will assist in the conquest of earth!
In which deodorant is actually more relevant to this topic than you’d think!
Booster Gold: protecting his past to ensure… that he horribly screws up the timeline for terrible reasons!
The joke about Data is that he’s fully-functional. The joke that is this comic shows that nobody is functional.
Will Mr. T defeat his greatest foe – his fear of aviation?!
The story of vampires, breathing techniques that cause magic powers, and people named after rock bands. What’s so bizarre about that?
You’d think a shoulder devil would possess more tact than this.
Building a better life through unnecessary surgery.
It’s Judgment Day – the end of the universe! Well, more like a soft reboot, anyway.
Mourning the loss of your father while being incredibly buff.
No tears, please… it’s a waste, since it’s probably not that bad.
Do I look like someone who cares what season it is?!
Some people’s suffering is legendary even in hell. This kind of suffering? Legendary at the local mall.
Technically he returned already, but “The Exile has been bumming around museums for a week” isn’t quite as pithy.
Really the Martian Manhunter’s story is of a really laid-back kidnapping.
You know, I don’t think we’ve ever actually seen Harley Quinn eat pudding.
Watch out, world! Here come the New Teen Titans! …IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.
Back when crossovers were done to stop evildoers who were really good musicians
Dead by dawn, but housewares employee by day.
“Santa Claus has fallen! I, Starscream, am your new leader!”
Small miracles, big fists.
Also known as “General Hux’s no good, very bad day.”
Fifteen of the stupidest evil plans from the reviews!
When on the express elevator to hell, be sure not to also think that the monsters from hell would be a good weapon for you when you could just build ACTUAL weapons.
Star vs. the Forces of Cancellation.
His original supervillain name – “Lightbulb Head” – didn’t last long.
The lack of Jem in this is what’s truly outrageous.
When is there going to be a Rocky movie where he or Creed box aliens?
You know, Galactus never just straight up licked any of the planets he ate and that’s probably a good thing.
Youngblood’s continuing quest to make anyone care about them!
When you wish upon a Shuperstar…
Wakanda: making your guns explode since 1885.
This is an odyssey in that it feels like the dialogue was originally written in Greek.
It’s Leaguein’ Time!
Well, can’t fault the devil for having a hobby.
“Captain Kirk has fallen! I, Starscream, am the new Captain of the Enterprise!”
We have to choose a new way – that way being to never read this crap.
It’s weird that the thing this has in common with last week’s episode is people with less clothes on.
Nothing like doing VERY villainous things to show your team is made of good guys!
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.
600 episodes and it always comes back to the wallcrawler.
Taking our first step into a larger world… and then wishing we could step out of it again.
You might need some death sticks to get through this one.
This story was the chosen one! It was meant to bring balance to the prequel trilogy, not leave it in darkness!
Maybe you shouldn’t bring guys called “Death Troopers” if you want to take people alive?
Here’s looking at you, Betamax.
The heartwarming tale of a giant mechanical dragon mourning for his lost friend by destroying monsters.
It’s the end of Trouble! Really should have ended five issues ago.
Voyage to Venus, Crash on Venus, Walk across Venus…
Children of the bland!
It’s called this because they had zero hours to properly plan it.
House of Meh.
This is the worst kept secret Marvel has ever done.
Heroes in crap.
So what sort of mileage do you get out of a lion?
Providing such useful insights about ninjas like “they camouflage.”
“I’m totally a good guy! That’s why I’m named after a well-known villain!”
Aliens, Nazis, blimps, demons… you know – the usual stuff you’d find in a comic about slot cars.
Detective Firefighter is on the case
Mr. T once took a side gig as the Kool-Aid Man.
Time travelling cenobites – the common element one would see in Hellraiser.
Features all your favorite characters – Pinhead, Bonehead, Stab-Self-With-Daggers-Head…
Ironically, you can STILL call both of them pinhead.
Web of life, web of death, web of crap…
The first appearance of Captain Saturn!
Wally West and the Weather Wizard in wonderful, wacky whimsicalities.
He’s dangerous! He’s deadly! He’s… really worried about whether criminals will fall off roofs!
Decidedly not awesome.
What Christmas is all about: cyborg bikinis!
When you think about it, this just a long, weird weekend for Chewbacca.
Yet another 15 mistakes!
This Star Trek episode has a warmer sound.
A comic where everyone can apparently teleport because they keep inexplicably vanishing.
Behold the superhero team made of Mega Man villains!
Release the Timm Cut.
In this episode: Annikin accidentally collides with the opening text crawl.
Admittedly more like an employee of braves.
The continuing adventures of “guy we don’t like” and “guy who attacks people with his crotch!
Ash Ketchum is forever ten years old. His brain is even younger than that, though.
Stanley and his Monster and the Monster’s ex-girlfriend and Stanley’s parents and a parody of John Constantine and-
Make Mine Transformers!
“Until the day when all are one” takes on a dark reality in the latter half.
When a living George Washington is not the weirdest thing in the comic, you know you’re in for a ride.
We were robbed by the chance for any of the Trek characters to use a Legion flight ring.
Telling a bunch of nerds who love to nitpick “just repeat to yourself – it’s just a show, I should really just relax” is terrible advice.
Dissecting this comic in the mudhole/operating table.
Ultimately powerless, ultimately useless, ultimately bad.
A comic that makes you want to wear someone else’s face to hide how embarrassed you are by it.
Okay, I’ve IMAGINED it, but I think I’d prefer it if was actually created.
The title of the comic makes sense in context, but with this one it really should have been called “Bat Interlude.”
This robot apocalypse is sponsored by IBM!
I wish this movie was in color.
I ain’t afraid of no Starscream’s ghost.
Is that a giant robot at the door? Eh, just let someone else handle it.
Codename: Cancelled After One Issue
It is our choice of good or evil that determines our character, not our opinion about good or evil.
Can’t get something without giving something up, unless you’re pirates.
I think at this point we can say that the T-Force is really just another name for Mr. T’s fist.
Maybe the title wasn’t referring to the number 4, but an IV bag supplying these people with steroids?
So does this mean that Robin will attend Acme Looniversity alongside the Tiny Toons?
You DARE to continue to EXIST!
Feels like Harry’s office window just saying “wizard” doesn’t really encompass the full range of skills his business offers.
Slot cars need more missiles.
I’d pay good money for beans to be the secret way to stop Godzilla.
I don’t think vulture tenders are going to take off.
I want to rock and all night while kicking Dr. Doom’s ass!
Blockbuster Video’s new spokeswoman is a little intense…
In some other timeline, Sadako’s curse ended almost immediately because she recorded it on Betamax instead.
Web of padding!
The real lesson of this comic is to never drive around in an empty field.
The pointing finger of destruction!
The first appearance of an essential part of Batman lore: the infrared flashlight!
Nothing more Christmassy than clones!
The true message of Christmas: don’t listen to your employees’ complaints.
“A Christmas Carol” would have been a lot shorter if a superhero mouse punched him until he turned good.
15 more times Linkara slapped his forehead for missing something!
Ultimately Pointless.
See now this Lex Luthor I could totally see stealing 40 cakes.
It just takes one bad day for someone to become a comic reviewer.
Just Imagine if All the Villains Were Purple.
Rip and cluck until it is done.
Die Hard is actually an apt name for a superhero in this series because it just won’t die.
The Doctor visits a planet full of literal Mathemagicians.
Not Really Armageddon 1991.
Damn obvious assault.
Perhaps there will be a future where this comic isn’t terrible.
In contrast to Dark Nights: Wood.
Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. In this episode, Linkara looks at the penultimate issue of The Star Wars!
Changing into Sonic to murder people? That’s no good.
To me, my
Unlike the stargate, this comic should have remained buried.
The video needs so many still frames because the camera won’t stop shaking.
Turns out if you don’t include stupid things, your comic isn’t that bad!
Slightly Spectacular Suspicious Person!
Hauling a load of exposition!
Green is the color you turn after reading this.
Oh, sure, they SAY it’s maximum, but couldn’t we squeeze in some more? It’s only FOURTEEN issues of it!
The challenge is in how much more convoluted they can make it!
Subscribe to the Mr. T cereal today!
Superman: First Week and a Bunch of Stuff That Happened Before Then!
Mostly lost because nobody read it.
Your first step into a larger world… and you stumbled.
‘Til All Are Changed!
Even in the 30th century they’re dealing with reboots.
Mr. T’s greatest nemesis yet: PARKOUR!
Get your boosters against Ring virus now!
Happy birthday, Sadako! You got smallpox!
Worst part about the funeral is there wasn’t even any catering.
Honestly, I’d be pretty happy if I saw some supervillains caroling outside my window.
Batman giving the gift of kidnapping!
The Christmas dream of hanging out with Mr. T.
In this episode, Linkara looks back at 2022 and lists off 15 goofy superheroes featured on the show!
Yeah, I don’t see this franchise going anywhere.
If the moon’s made of cheese, then this is the biggest cheese wheel ever.
Faster than a facehugger! Able to leap over xenomorph queens in a single bound!
A realistic lawyer simulator featuring ghosts and psychic powers!
I just kind of assumed that John Constantine was BORN with a cigarette and stubble already with him.
I don’t think this is what they mean when they say “light-headed.”
Bring me a dream, but only if he’s tall and kind of a jerk.
The Sandman: lord of dreams, stories… and hell.
Worlds end, lives are brief, and ones are kindly!
In which we Wake.
Lions, tigers, and bears with engines in their backs, oh my!
Less computer GENERATED and more computer ATTEMPTED.
I’ve got a good feeling about this Scoop Scanlon guy’s future!
The real therapy was exiling someone into space.
Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating something rather boring.
Have pity for your enemies… for he shall have none.
The sad thing is that I don’t think Harry got paid for any of this.
Why it’s a good idea to still have that clone of yourself in the freezer.
Turns out we should just replace the UN with boobs.
Hypodermic needles are the most aerodynamic of projectiles.
Some men will go on a cosmic murder spree to try to create a fake, reaffirming copy of his destroyed hometown and parents instead of going to therapy.
Indeed, who’s Marty McFly? I only know Calvin Klein and Clint Eastwood.
Who’s strong and brave; here to save the American way? Someone who’s faster than a speeding bullet, of course!
Legends of the Pointy Avenger!
You know, if we take a break from introducing characters, we might even be able to get some Spider-Boy in there!
You know, maybe not EVERY character needed a combined form.
The real challenge is for creators to stop introducing new characters. They’re failing.
Still the most realistic, hard-hitting exposé on the lives of truckers ever made!
A saga of love, war, adventure, and contrivances!
You’d think a story featuring Godzilla attacking Washington, DC would have more happening in it.
Proving that community theater was the real evil all along.
After the apocalypse, the only things that will survive are cockroaches and VHS tapes.
After the apocalypse, the only things that will survive are cockroaches and VHS tapes.
Sometimes you put too much yeast in your clone and it gets too big.
And yet no Manscaped sponsorship.
Question marks are the fashion trend of the future.
The man who never wou- oh, I’m sorry he definitely would. Enthusiastically, it turns out.
The chimes of plum pudding.
Put this spinoff in the graveyard, please.
Klaus the Conqueror!
Still another 15 times Linkara was an idiot!
Somehow I doubt the Predator will be a good fit for Arkham Asylum.
Ben 10 Places I Set On Fire.
Reminding us all that weird jester aliens CAN be good people!
The Empire Strikes Back! …At least, that’s what the narration is telling us it did.
The heartwarming story of two scientists finding love in the unlikeliest of places.
Someday, a Youngblood character will brave an ancient temple to try to find whatever was taken out of this comic that made it good.
Now let’s do the version where it’s their licensed books from other franchises fighting each other.
The dark side of the T-Force is a pathway to many… punches from Mr. T for misusing it.
Linkara and Phelous look at a movie that has a bunch of The Doctors from Doctor Who fighting an evil pollution company.
Technically no Linkara, but the start of a series of crossover reviews. Think a Marvel crossover movie couldn’t go wrong? Think again. Film Brain torments Nash with the proof.
Linkara subjects Nash to the horror that is the 1997 CBS Justice League of America Telemovie.
In this episode of Bennett the Sage’s Anime Abandon, Linkara joins in to review a made-for-TV movie based on Marvel’s Tomb of Dracula series!
Linkara and Film Brain corner Nash with the unholiest of unholies, the 2011 Wonder Woman pilot. It’s tortureiffic!
The Nostalgia Chick takes a look at the film adaptation of Supergirl! …It’s not very good.
A crossover between Atop the Fourth Wall and the Agony Booth’s Red Suitcase Adventures!
Linkara, Film Brain and Nash take on the Hulk and Daredevil! Whoever wins, we lose!
Another look at a failed Marvel pilot! In loving memory of Justin Carmical.
The Three Schmuckleheads RETURN!
The Cantankerous Critics re-unite to take on an old enemy and a cheesy movie.
Sooo apparently I forgot to post this a while ago, but here’s the annual crossover from Nash, Film Brain, and myself! We take a look at the Dolph Lundgren Punisher film!
Linkara riffs on an old short trying to get you to buy a new kitchen because your husband is an idiot.
Linkara riffs on a wide-awake nightmare about kids trying to survive a world without rules! Or perhaps they’re just being salve.
Linkara riffs on a depressing little short about drinking and driving.
Linkara riffs on a short about how citizenry somehow has to do with cookies and hiccups in the space-time continuum.
Linkara riffs on a short that says that only you can prevent forest fires… well, you and the fire marshalls.
Linkara riffs on a short that says there are specific rules you must follow for dating… OR ELSE!
Linkara is joined by Will Wolfgram (Snowflame, the Gunslinger) to riff on a short about how you should always trust clearly-evil people who spread gossip.
Linkara riffs on a short less about school spirit and more about the glory of Bob Corby.
With Easter tomorrow, how about you take some time to weigh your peaches and learn how to prepare a buffet?
In this feature-length riff, Linkara and friends look at the first sound version of “A Christmas Carol!”
Linkara riffs on a short about how dull meetings with your family solve insignificant, unimportant bits of drama.
In this Patreon-backed riff, Linkara riffs on one of the greatest moral questions of our time – is graffiti fun or dumb?
In this Patreon-sponsored riff, Linkara looks at a dreary little short discussing migrant workers in the United States!
In this Patreon-sponsored video, Linkara riffs on a short less about giving advice on dating and more about hitting the reset button over and over.
In this Patreon-sponsored riff, Linkara looks at a classic Superman short! …assuming Superman can be bothered to show up, anyway…
Bennett The Sage kidnaps Linkara and forces him to listen while Bennett read a terrible self-insertion fanfic Linkara wrote when he was 13.
Collected for easier marathon-watching, all of the original first series of Longbox of the Damned!
Collected for easier marathon-watching, all of the 2013 episodes of Longbox of the Damned!
Collected together for easier marathon-watching, here are all Longbox of the Damned episodes from 2014!
Compiled together, all of the special summer videos for the 2015 Midsummer's Nightmare edition of Longbox of the Damned!
Collected together for easier marathon-watching, here are all Longbox of the Damned episodes from 2015!