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Cade: The Tortured Crossing

It finally happened! The day that we received a package from Breen was the best day since the pandemic started. The slim package that arrived in our mailbox was like a little slice of heaven sent to us from above. A simple mailer that held the truth of which we sought. Cinema. Kino. Joy. I looked at the package, my brow sweating with anticipation. I pursed my lips as I often do in the delicious moments before sipping an ice cold beer. This was just as good. Maybe better. The mailer was that of a simple man. It wasn’t a fancy mailer. It wasn’t padded nor did it have a design on it. In fact, the mailer the DVD arrived in was a cut up cereal box held together with duct tape. I smiled and whispered to myself, “That’s the cup of a carpenter…”. It was here. We received the new Neil Breen film. Was this a Blu-ray? No. This was a DVD-R burned on a computer. I smelled the disc and the jewel case. It smelled like 2003. I cried at the beauty of the whole embarrassing ordeal.

English
  • Originally Aired April 20, 2024
  • Runtime 72 minutes
  • Content Rating United States of America TV-MA
  • Production Code l-BxuvnTHEE
  • Network YouTube
  • Production Company Red Letter Media
  • Created April 20, 2024 by
    piotrdrag
  • Modified April 28, 2024 by
    lazyskott