The apparently bucolic aristo-existence of Peter and Flick is shadowed by an ailment on her part that makes physical intimacy impossible.
"Ignorance is bliss, that to me is the beauty of a coma." B&B owners Gordon and Shelia fit their swinging lifestyle alongside looking after Sheila's bedridden sister.
Michelle and Stephen are planning their wedding day. The first dance is R-Kelly's 'Bump and Grind' and there's five boxes of Doritos for the reception.
When not making curly sausage casseroles for the vicar, Beverley and Tony survey their neighbour's Satan-inspired garden and tell of life under the full gaze of the Lord.
"My songs are like my children," says singer Fonte. "Yet they're also like my parents. Or a special uncle, who is particularly friendly at Christmas time."
"You hear of people who have all sorts of sexual hang-ups... and I'm one of them." Les's optimism has carried him and Ray through eight traumatic married years.
Fonte Bund and Barne Willers provide the support act at a real life music event. In spite of Fonte's flirting, their attempts to make a positive impression are hindered by creative differences, particularly Fonte's intense hatred of Barne.
