In the 1st episode of Konquest Kung Lao decides hats are for losers and Scorpion is an actual scorpion.
In the review of the 2nd Conquest episode we learn that while they might have messed Scorpion’s backstory up, they got Sub-Zero SPOT ON!
Taja and Siro start aging because Shang Tsung had a really stupid plan that didn’t work and the only cure is fan service!
Kitana joins the Conquest and we learn she is originally from… a flower?
Siro has become the most prideful Mortal Kombat character, can Noob Saibot teach him his lesson?
The Black Dragon pee on the trading post to mark their territory. Siro says kill em all, Kung Lao says LET’S DO NOTHING!
In this episode of Conquest Taja meets some abomination that is her non speaking role father and no one has a clue what they’re doing.
Quan Chi sends his three angels, aka barely clothed women, to make Kung Lao and friends turn into real jerks.
Quan Chi and Shang Tsung form an Unholy Alliance instead of a Deadly one, which is far less effective, even if it does make Kung Lao meet evil incarnate.
Siro has a brother who he lost Eva Mendes to but what neither of them know is he’s far more in love with Scorpion than them.
It’s purple power on conquest with Rain sort of being here and Mileena getting a Kitana face transplant via a magic spear.
The “Great” Johnny Cage shows up to become instantly in love with Taja while Siro is getting super serious with a woman who hates him. But will Reptile ruin BOTH relationships!?
The best festival in all of Konquest Land shows up but Kung Lao is too busy with his new girlfriend to go. Though she might sneak off to go on her own…
Sub-Zero and Scorpion finally square off in what is often considered the best episode of Conquest… of course though, it’s still Konquest.
The Bee Women have arrived and Vorpax was one of them the whole time. Also Reiko helps his best buddy Shao Kahn with his bad day.
Shang Tsung’s former master, Cho is freed from his prison and zaps Tsung old. This gives him time to remember his fan servicey past as a good guy.
The Bee Women have decided to resume their plot after an episode break as Kreeya looks to make sexy times with Reptile. Meanwhile the heroes blow up babies.
Quan Chi and Mika shape shift into Siro and Taja in order to have sex in their beds and confuse Kung Lao.
Siro is all about a sword he never uses but Shao Kahn finds a little use for this: Making people kiss it so he can listen in on their conversations. Also Vorpax hates Kreeya now.
In the 2nd to last episode of Konquest, an old friend of Taja leads the gang to the cult of Shaka led by the Shakans… who could POSSIBLY be behind it?
The finale of Conquest certainly wraps everything up in a very “Konquest” way as Shao Kahn sends out his elite death squads he completely had forgotten about until now.
The second go at a Mortal Kombat cartoon based mostly off MK3 but also follows the 1st film! The good characters form a “Kombat Team” to stop forces from Outworld from invading the Earth!
Scorpion is here and he’s SUPER EVIL for evilness sake! And don’t worry he’s brought both his skeleton Shao Kahn wannabes and mummies to fight the Kombat Krew!
Jax loses his metal arms and and cries about it forever. Meanwhile a Reptile knock off kidnaps Sonya and Sheeva shows up for reasons unknown.
It’s raining Rain and he’s ready to have a confused plot that involves pop rock demons, Motaro (with his people), and some weird multi-head creature.
Sub-Zero has to face his old buddy Smoke who has been turned into a cyborg. Also the Lin Kuei master wants to be Shang Tsung really bad.
Nightwolf has computer problems while Kano hangs out in a pyramid. He might be thinking of some kind of scheme in there.
Sonya supposedly needs to learn a lesson about teamwork yet Stryker is constantly antagonistic to her. Meanwhile, Sheeva really wants some rocks?
It’s the introduction of Quan Chi before the video games even and it’s quite silly. Also it’s all about a gem that makes you angry or something.
Shao Kahn brings Shang Tsung back to life so that he can play with an orb. This orb is part of a crossover which also ran through Street Fighter, Savage Dragon and Wing Commander Academy. Michael Dorn plays the Warrior King who is chasing this orb through all the shows.
Sonya and Kitana have to go get an easily found sword for some evil woman but they surprise her by not giving it to her.
The Phantom of Kabal shows up to sweep Sonya off her feet and help her stop Kano’s evil plot of… doing something with a portal. But nothing can prepare you for Hideyoshi!
Jax suddenly decides he’s tired of the endless fighting and quits. But his new girlfriend turns out to be an evil ninja working for Silly Kahn. Also Nightwolf is spying on everyone… and Ermac does nothing.
It’s the Defenders of the Realm finale and the animation style has been changed up and there’s more of a story going on than usual. I guess they thought maybe they’d try a little at the end to try and get a 2nd season. That worked out…
In the 1st episode of Next Mutation a weird guy sits in front of a mirror forever and then dies. Meanwhile, Shredder and the foot find the Turtle’s lair.
In the second episode of Next Mutation Venus gets renamed and the turtles aren’t really that amazed she exits. Also she magics Shredder away.
The turtles have to go to dream land to save stupid Splinter. Then, they have to save him again in the park. Gonna need some sweet Venus magic for this one!
The Dragons create a super potions and the Ninja Turtles sit around thinking about if they want to bother stopping them or not.
Leonardo says the turtles need A NEW WAY! Which doesn’t mean anything in the slightest. Also we learn the dragons have been wasting everyone’s time including their own as their super potion is a placebo.
Dragonlord suddenly remembers he can do casual time travel and grabs a magic stick from the past. Meanwhile the turtles cover toy planes in chi somehow.
Bonesteel makes his horrid debut trying to catch a real turtle while the Ninja Turtles take it back from him repeatedly. It gets dumb… very dumb.
Gary Chalk shows up as a Gorilla who runs a gang so Michelangelo decides to take his stupidity to new heights and wants to burn down the turtle’s lair.
Michelangelo creates a pirate radio station out of the turtle humvee and Bonesteel takes over a pizzeria. Then, Mikey decides to throw an animal rights fundraiser and a Clockwork Orange rip off gang shows up.
The dragons remember they exist and kidnap Donatello’s favorite crazy scientist, Dr. Quease. He has his brain connected to the internet… yes really.
The Turtles and Silver fight over some old man's lotto ticket. And you thought this show couldn't sink any lower.
Wick and some of the dragons become fans of Michelangelo's radio show. This episode constant hazardous amounts of stupid.
Vampires show up and interrupt the turtles easily being tracked by Bonesteel over and over.
The turtles decide to betray the world and want to give the vampires their heart back. Meanwhile Bonesteel rolls around in some garbage.
More hot potato with the vampire heart, Raphael and Donatello are jerks to Venus for reasons only known to them and Bonesteel achieves his ultimate form: a chair.
The Vampires call a giant light ball which is the 1st vampire or something. More importantly, maybe, Bonesteel captures all the turtles, except Venus, and Splinter doesn't care.
Dr. Quease is back... he's also made clones which is handled with Next Mutation's usual flare. Dragonlord also phones it in, literally!
Wick drinks a super potion and gets a different accent. Meanwhile, Leonardo reads a book and acts like an idiot.
Raphael and Leonardo battle it out for no particular reason while daring the audience to care even slightly about what's going on as they throw to clips of little to no relevance to the current situation. Get ready for a clip show... and lightsabers.
This is the dumbest episode of this very dumb show...
Splinter's friend Andre comes to stay with the turtles and tries to destroy their place also Dr. Quease is now so stupid he can't tell his inventions apart from walking sticks.
Upon seeing Quease accidentally release the turtles from a "trap" Donatello falls in love with him and wants to work with him.
Venus meets a good dragon but Raphael tries to ruin everything while the other turtles don't want to do anything at all.
The Next Mutation ends as pathetically as it possibly can! A CLIP SHOW! And the Turtles are jerks again... yay.
The Next Mutation Ninja Turtles crossover with Power Rangers in Space! I go over this and a bit of Power Rangers that led up to this and the in space season.
I was sent an unfinished director’s cut edit of the 13th episode of Mortal Kombat Conquest. I go over the differences between this and the final edit.