Who is going to teach high school boys not to pick fights, scowl in the corner, or treat girls like pond scum? Well, you'd think it would be their parents, but apparently this herculean task is reserved for the good folks at Coronet Films. They'll introduce us to Bill, pug-fugly kid with personality issues that go far beyond your garden-variety emo. He thinks all the kids are stuck up, yet Bill can't figure out why no one is jumping at the chance to hang out with him. Given the help of his friend, the all-powerful narrator, Bill gets all the help he needs to go to the Hobo party. Will he succeed and win the heart of his fair Carol before the clock strikes midnight?
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Aaron Bossig | Guest Star |