WiseCrax: Big Trouble In Little China

Kurt Russel has found himself in the midst of a Chinese buffet battle raging in the streets of little China. All he wants is his truck back... and maybe a crack at the crab legs. Meanwhile- John Carpenter himself is looking for the ultimate shemale to be his bride and the grandpa from 3 Ninjas is pissed. Will Wang get his "girlfriend" back? Will John Carpenter have to register as a sex offender? Does anybody else smell that? Just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this- "Yes sir, the check is in the mail." - Reminds me of a joke my uncle Roger once told me...