The One Man Band: Alien

The crew of the Nostromo wakes up to find that huge, creepy planet out the window isn't Earth. In fact, it's a more like the worst rest stop you've ever been in...cold, nothing works, and it's full of parasitic alien eggs. After one crew member finds out the hard way that sticking your face into unfamiliar eggs isn't the brightest thing to do, the rest find themselves stalked by a creature that can't help playing with its food before jamming its second head into their faces. And how do they respond? Well, Captain Dallas doesn't care, Security Chief Lambert cries for three hours straight, engineers Brett and Parker want to talk about the bonus situation, Ash the science officer suddenly starts acting really, really evil out of nowhere, and Ellen "I'm in the sequels" Ripley can't find anyone to listen to her. It's like "The Office," in space. And the future. And the new temp is trying to eat everybody.