The Cold War was a scary time. Locked in an atomic stalemate, the great powers of the world engaged in a precarious game of cat and mouse. The very survival of the human race was in jeopardy. In those times of desperation, the American People called out for a hero. They were given Arch Hall Jr. Yes, the kid from Eegah! No, this is not a fictional alternate history where the Soviet Union conquered the world. Watch as our champion of democracy faces off against offensive ethnic stereotypes, wise-cracking bunnies, and a femme fatale who uses Rohypnol as perfume. Against all odds, our hero saves the day, and rides off into the sunset with a fair maiden...who also uses Rohypnol as perfume.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Toast and Rice | Guest Star |