Omega Cop

The surest way to tell you’re in for a really crappy movie, (other than “Written and directed by James Nguyen”) is the word Cop appearing in the movie title. We’ve covered Samurai Cops and Cyborg Cops and now we turn our attention toward whatever the hell an Omega Cop is. Seriously, we’ve watched this movie a bunch and are still not sure. We have learned that Omega Cops A) Take orders from Adam West B) Have to avoid solar flares that turn you into black-faced zombies and C) Are surprisingly reliant on crotch kicks as a way of dispatching enemies. Spanning exotic, post-apocalyptic locations such as The City Dump and The Bleachers at the Local High School After Field Hockey Practice Lets Out, Omega Cop is truly a feast for the senses, in the same way that an invasive pest who burrows into your nasal cavity will proceed to feast on your senses.