Yes, believe it or not, they made another one of these - the film series about how it’s a bad idea to keep digging up old things continues failing to learn its own lesson. Buckle up and continue holding on to your butts, as you have since 1993, it’s Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! We'd hoped the title was Jurassic World: FALLON Kingdom and would focus on what happened with that safety video with Jimmy Fallon they played in Jurassic World, but we were sorely disappointed. You’d also be disappointed if you had expected this sequel to remember much else about what happened in that movie. Remember how Bryce Dallas Howard’s character built a relationship with her nephews in that one? Seemed pretty important to the story? Well, in this one, they don’t come up at all! There’s a new kid, though: the granddaughter of a rich guy who was important to the original Jurassic Park project… who also, somehow, never came up before. It’s a rich film universe, folks! There’s a lot to love/hate in this movie, but maybe the finest/lowest moment is the illegal underground dinosaur auction. Watch in amazement as the handful of rare dinosaurs left in the world, and all the invaluable genetic information they contain, get sold for less money than Chris Pratt was paid to be in this sequel. Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for Jurassic World: How to Make a Billion Dollars Without Really Trying, er, sorry, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, available now!