How can a movie with Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon be bad? Exhibit A: The Monster Squad. Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb. Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&! In case you're not familiar with this Goonies knock-off, here's what you're in for: * Science... I dig it man! * Armadillos... wait, what? * Nards... they're everywhere! * Fat Kid News... All fat kids, All the time. * The most inept monsters ever... Bogus! * Scary German Guy... is there another kind? Special Guest: Brad Dracula! So gather up the kiddies for some family un-friendly fun with your favorite killer comedians. Please be sure you bring at least one virgin! (Don't worry, that one time doesn't count.)