Just when you thought it was safe to be safe again… Halloween is really about three things: candy, costumes, and complete paranoia. Halloween Safety 2 brings a strong focus to the latter. It’s a Coronet short from the 80s... yes, somehow Coronet was still making films in the 80s, we don’t understand it either. A poorly animated pumpkin lectures a bunch of kids with Halloween safety tips, like "Give all the unwrapped candy you get to your brother" and "Don't incant the name of a Great Old One backward lest your mortal mind be unable to comprehend the ghastly magnitude of the horrors you witness." Break all your candy bars in half to check for explosives, then join Mike, Kevin and Bill for Halloween Safety 2: Even Safer! Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason