Pig sleds, murder trees, Russian children left in the woods to freeze to death: Father Frost may just be one of the greatest love stories of our time! Nastenka is a beautiful teenage girl with one weird quirk: she can literally control the passage of time. In a just world she’d be given a mediocre Marvel show for people to wildly overrate, but in Father Frost she’s cast out into the woods by her evil stepmother. Meanwhile, after dissing a human mushroom, the proud Ivan finds himself sporting the head of a bear. From here, the movie starts to get kind of kooky. Not only does Nastenka reject Ivan, he also has to fend off hordes of weirdos who worship him as the first communist furry.