Shoplifting: many of us already know that it’s a victimless crime, and a great way to get things you want but can’t afford. But did you know that it can also be quite fun? In this educational short, we’ll examine several common shoplifting mistakes, so that you can learn what not to do as you maximize your enjoyment while accruing free power tools and video games. What’s that? Ohhhhhhhh… We’ve just been informed that this short is actually about helping killjoy employees prevent shoplifting, by pointing out devious scams such as “putting the perfume in your purse” and “leaving a paper sack full of meat by the door.” The second one is really something people had to be told to look out for! Hell, it even involves an accomplice!