This is Roller Skating

Are you a wholesome teenager, child, Yankees outfielder, U.S Naval Academy cadet, former ice skater, old time inventor, youth pastor, grandma, grandpa or nerd from rural Missouri who's looking for some wholesome fun? Then you should be roller skating right now! There is no other activity on the entire plant that can provide you with the USDA recommended dose of wholesome fun then the wholesome activity of roller skating! This Is Roller Skating is a short film that exists to tell the world that rollerskating is a wholesome sport that can and should be enjoyed by the young, the old, the tall, the short, presidents, farmers…oh just everyone! So get on four wheels and start living!