It’s spring break in Southern California and the beach is abuzz because The City Bros just dropped a hot new track! Also, dead bodies keep washing up on shore. Police suspect a shark, but this overlooks just how powerfully bad a song The City Bros have unleashed. You think you know the drill: “We have to close the beaches,” “We can’t, this is our biggest weekend,” etc. Well, you know nothing of the drill. There are “bad” movies, and then there are bad movies that show you an uninterrupted sunset for more than a minute of screen time, and folks, this is very much one of the latter. Though it may be impossible to comprehend, there’s a very good case to be made for this being the worst shark movie we’ve ever done. Though it may not actually qualify, based on one big technicality… Grab a coveted plate of all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp, find one hell of a dolphin to watch with, and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Apex Predators!