Intro: Handle It Interview: Stealth Rock Fact: What Mysterious Coincidence Links Prodigy to Pink Floyd? Song: "It's Okay (Cindy's The Hostess)" Chat: Stealing Tires Precious Roy: Lice Monkeys Calls: Loser Elvis, ATM Card, Landlord (Monkeys) Chester: Tap Dancing Tribe Rock Fact: What Strange Power Links Mariah Carey To Marine Life? Chat: Holographic Barbie Van Interview: Champs 1 on the Moon Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Test Cheater Almost The End: "Rock & Roll Show"
Intro: Cell Phone Interview: Waking With Ruby Song: "Answer the Phone" Rock Fact: Which female lead singer's life depends on a rare gem? News: Weather Girl and Olly Chat: Preposition Precious Roy: Pet Piercers Song: "World Music" Calls: Counterfeiting, Black Magic, Abe Lincoln Chester: Doughnut Rock fact: Are rumors true that the band Sugar Ray can fly? Chat: Secret Passageways Interview: Tooth Fairy Almost The End: "Tooth Decay"
Intro: Déjà Vu Interview: Show Waiting (Functions of the Family) Calls: Prank Caller, Mrs. Olly (Cigarettes) Rock Fact: What sultry artist mysteriously appeared to frontline soldiers during Desert Storm? Song: "She's A Carrot" Chat: Ice Age Precious Roy: Sasquatch Feeder News: Aesop Jones (Doughnuts) Calls: Landlord (Windmill), Taster, Jealous Robot Chester: Letters (Dreams) Rock Fact: How does the Pope get his daily dose of the Beastie Boys? Chat: Secret Passageways Interview: Hitchhikers Almost The End: "Just What I Needed"
Intro: Clueless Chester Interview: Show Waiting (Breakfast Serial) Calls: Box, Tongue Twisters Rock Fact: What is the secret link between Baywatch and Björk? Song: "Claire Danes" Chat: Word Association Precious Roy: Pirate Cripplers News: Cheese Boy Rock!: Beatboxing Calls: Star Wars fanatic, Star Wars fanatic, Insector Chester: Fabulous Lover Rock Fact: Which female pop singer left 300 lb men in pools of their own blood? Chat: Propulsion Interview: Bernard Spockman Almost The End: "Star Worlds"
Intro: We're Sifl and Olly Interview: Grout and Rex Morgan Calls: Bear and Cabin, Mexican Jumping Bean Bag, Bear and IRS Rock Fact: What strange ritual do the Beastie Boys perform to stay in shape? Song: "Weird Day" Chat: Turpentine and Gasoline Precious Roy: Insta-Jerky News: Teleprompter Calls: Waffles in the VCR, Short, Seagulls, Scare-hookers Chester: Pegasus Rock Fact: What hidden talent does Celine Dion hide from her fans? Chat: Copies of Movies Interview: Plants Almost the End: "Fake Blood"
Intro: Night Hours Interview: Blacklisted Nursery Rhymes Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Test Cheater, Landlord (Waterslide) Rock Fact: What human oddity will forever link Björk and Will Smith? Song: "Country Boy" Chat: M-80 Precious Roy: Nite Vision Goggles News: Teleprompter Calls: Dungeon Master, Wart Gems, Mary's House Chester: Pet Peeves Rock Fact: What is Queen Latifah's real name? Chat: Gifts for Robots Interview: Giganticus the Elephant (Olly) Almost The End: "Lullaby"
Intro: Sifl's Robot Calls: Landlord (Giraffes), Sifl, Loser Elvis Rock Fact: What did U2 use for power instead of electricity to create their albums? Chat: Robots Are Better Interview: Winona Ryder (Battery) Chester: Letters (Sign, Chicken) Song: "I Know What Boys Like" Intro: Cereal Eater Interview: Woody Wilson Rock Fact: Which singer could destroy the world easiest if he or she was a giant turtle? Chat: Side-show Freaks Precious Roy: Squirrel Zapper News: Rabbit News Almost The End: "Performance Art"
Intro: The Satellite Is Busted Interview: Scanners Rock Fact: Which rock artist has his or her face carved into Mt. Rushmore? Song: "Star Pilot" Chat: Aquarium Precious Roy: Civil War Corpses Calls: Show Fan, More Gravy Cinderella, Sifl, Mrs. Olly (Slouching) Chester: Backup Singers Rock Fact: Why did Abba cross the road? Chat: Pizza Tie Interview: Peto and Flek Calls: Box, Crescent Fresh Dude Almost The End: "Stolen Holiday" (Chester)
Intro: Pac-Man the Movie Interview: Black Hole (Olly & Sifl Show) Rock Fact: How did the band Jethro Tull get their name? Song: "Convoy" Chat: Sugar Glass Teeth Precious Roy: CAT Scan Glasses News: Rapping The News Calls: Fred, Wasted Animator, Yoga Accident Chester: Gardening Rock Fact: How is the band Menudo linked to heavy metal? Chat: $70 Interview: Johnson High School Marching Band Calls: Dungeon Master Almost The End: "Dolores"
Intro: You Look Fat Interview: Chester's Pet Fax Machine Rock Fact: How did the band Pink Floyd get their name? Song: "Oh When I'm Dead" Chat: Reverse Déjà Vu Precious Roy: Chicken Flavored A/C News: Cheese Boy (Saab) Calls: Cody, King of Japan, UFO Photographer Chester: Meet Chester Rock Fact: What classic rock band's albums are extremely important to NASA's space exploration? Rock!: You're Off the Handball Team Chat: You've Grown 3 Inches Interview: KISS Drummers That Didn't Make It Almost The End: "Rock Balls"
Intro: Tough To Do Every Day Interview: Dirk Steiner Calls: Landlord (Monkeys), Kinky Fork Rock Fact: What fashion designer moonlights as a frontman for a popular heavy metal band? Song: "Monkeys and Dogs and Cats and Chicks and Dudes and Trucks and Cars (and Ten-Speeds)" Chat: Mouse-Driven Pigeons Precious Roy: Home Pregnancy Test News: Thought Helmet Calls: Box, Tongue Twisters, Too Many Dares Chester: Bubbles Rock Fact: What does the Wu Tang Clan have in common with The Grateful Dead and Björk? Chat: Drink the Potion Interview: Poets Almost The End: "Beat Poet"
Intro: Bug On TV Interview: Smoosh Television Rock Fact: What 50s rocker's first job could be described through a tongue twister? Song: "World Music" Chat: Food Sculpture Precious Roy: Bottomless Pool Calls: Prank Caller, Illume, Mrs. Olly (Cigarettes) Chester: Exercise Rock Fact: Which rocker was David Copperfield's magic assistant? Song: "Dude's House" News: Robot Weatherman Chat: Spike-o-gram Interview: The Sun (Olly) Almost The End: "Seasons In The Sun" (Chester)
Intro: You're Off The Handball Team Interview: Crappy Jobs Rock Fact: Which rocker could actually live up to seven weeks without his head? Song: "A Girl Named Tina" Chat: Vacation Pictures Precious Roy: All-Purpose Muzzle News: Thought Helmet Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Test Cheater, Landlord (Waterslide) Chester: Wanderer Rock Fact: What would happen if you cooked and ate a Jamiroquai CD? Chat: Engine Talk Interview: Clixby Decimal Calls: Sandals Almost The End: "The Math Song"
Intro: Precious Roy Freakout Interview: Champs 1 & Crackers Rock Fact: What do Bill Cosby and female rock star Björk share in common? Song: "Haunted Spaceship" Chat: Octangularly Yours Precious Roy: Miracle Dirt Interview: Centenarian Centerfold, Mushroom News: Aesop Jones (Mac & Cheese) Calls: Bear and Cabin, Mexican Jumping Bean Bag, Bear and IRS Chester: Langauge of Love Rock Fact: Stay tuned for a strange but true fact about Michael Nesmith's mother. Chat: Parker Interview: Gambling Almost The End: "Rock Stars"
Intro: Déjà Vu Interview: Vernon Merbyl News: Serena Dumps Sifl Rock Fact: What male singer has been in every single rock band since 1975? Song: "Crescent Fresh" Song: "Llama School" Chat: African Amusement Park Precious Roy: Mood Tooth Calls: Wilma, Jargon Scott, Enterprise Inc. Chester: Language of Love Rock Fact: What do you do if you can't think of a good rock fact for the day? Rock!: Beatboxing Interview: Peto & Flek Almost The End: ""Rock & Roll Friends"
Intro: Embarrassed Interview: Orgasm and G-Spot Rock Fact: Which rapper has the most costly hairstyle in the world? Rock: "Dude's House" Chat: Junior-High Dropouts Precious Roy: Scare-Hooker Calls: Juan's Lover, Aftershave Drinker, Lover Follow-Up Chester: Alien Landing Rock Fact: What was the shocking inspiration behind Pearl Jam's name? Chat: Red October Morning Interview: Centenarian Centerfold, Mushroom Almost The End: "Llama School"
Intro: Gathering Oneself Interview: Jessica Edwards Spelling Bee 2000 Rock Fact: Which rock star was also a famous race horse? Song: "Spitter" Chat: Cinderland Precious Roy: Parrot Tranquilizers News: Serious Anchor Calls: Internet Lover, Sandals, Tapeworm Advice Rock!: "Rock Balls" Chester: Byrd Which rock star had the highest GPA in college? Chat: Wondo's Chocolate Factory Interview: Bloopers, Blunders, and Boo-Boos Almost The End: "Laser Eyes"
Intro: Getting Organized Interview: An Atom in Elvis' Comb Rock Fact: What rock band strikes fear into the hearts of all dentists? Song: "Lady For Gravy" Chat: Intimacy With a Gorilla Precious Roy: TV Diapers Rock!: "Fake Blood" Calls: Landlord (Monkeys), Kinky Fork, Monkeyland News: Anita Zest Breakdown Chester: Air Hockey Table Rock Fact: What fact about Stevie Wonder do most history books fail to tell you? Chat: Icelandic Tigers Interview: Pat Lacey (Olly) Almost The End: "Spooky Car"
Intro: Surprise Interview: Mars Calls: Show Fan, Mrs. Olly (Slouching) Rock Fact: Which Canadian rocker unraveled the mysteries from within the candy corn? Song: "Cooties" Chat: Party Bus Precious Roy: Edible Sandals News: Psychic Traffic Report Calls: Saint Peter, Mayor of Transylvania, Goth Girl Chester: Cody's Van Rock Fact: How are the Great Pyramids linked to Rock n' Roll? Chat: Sports Scores Interview: Death Almost The End: "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
Intro: Interview Excitement Interview: Cereal Salesmen Rock Fact: What rapper can actually lift 500x his own weight? Song: "(Up Here In) The Cabinet" Calls: Prank Caller Chat: Spray-Painting Poodles Precious Roy: Ass-Lift 800 News: Grout Calls: Cornography, Sticky Hands, Cindy the Prostitute Chester: Hobbies Rock Fact: What classic rocker had the most profound effect on communication? Chat: Jerry's Diner Interview: Sex Girl Almost The End: "Prostitute Laundry"
Calls from the Public: Pennywhistle Swallower, Gremlin Exterminator, Zafo, Alien / Snailsuit Chester / Olly Moondust sings: ""Star Lover"" / Precious Roy's Elf Hotel / Interview: President of Shadows Inc. / Kickin' It Old School: ""Fake Blood"" / Interview: Brett the Gremlin / Chester: Getting Into TV / Craig Allen sings: ""The Elf Song""
Calls: Olly's Mom (Fafoo's Recital), Madame Dominique / Chester: Naked Girl / Song: ""Remember"" / Precious Roy's Disaster Suit / Interview: Olly, Sifl & Chester Read Their Diaries / Kickin' It Old School: ""Rock and Roll Friends"" / Interview: Peto & Flek (Lost Episodes) / Letters to Chester: How To Break In Jeans / Song: ""Empty Zippo Blues (Olly's Dylan Song)""
Sex Girl Intro / Calls: Cres Dude (Uncres), Webby Avalton, Mindblow / Chester: Tranquilized / Song: ""Hawaiian Rap"" / Precious Roy's Hooker Monkeys / Interview: Sex Girl Returns / Kickin' It Old School: ""Prostitute Laundry"" / Interview: Cooking With Aesop Jones (Waffles) / Letters to Chester: Picture Pose / Song: ""Hair Of The Dog (Now You're Messin' With A Son of a Bitch)""
Calls: Worlock Wannabee, Zafo (Mt. Rushmore), Meteor / Letter To Chester: Modern Lover / Song: ""65 & Over & Over"" / Precious Roy's All Purpose Juicer / Interview: Breakfast Serial 2 / Kickin' It Old School: ""Performance Art"" / Interview: Hitch-hiker (Hit by the Car) / Chester: Water & Magnet Collector / Song: ""Soda Pop (the magnetic car song)""
Calls: Jethro Tull Fan, Tattoo Guy & Landlord sing ""Crescent Fresh Song"" with Sifl & Olly / Chester: Weed Puller & Secret Finger Fan Club President / Song: ""State Capital Song"" / Precious Roy's ATM Card / Interview: Via Sattellite to Click Whittaker (Blender) / Kickin' It Old School: ""She's A Carrot"" / Interview: Sifl & Olly Race with Narration by Onion / Letter To Chester: Mean Boss / Song: ""Dear Brenda""
Sifl & Olly Go To The Mall / Chester Wants to Watch / Song: ""Heart Of Glass"" (Originaly by Blondie) / Precious Roy's Cannibal Cookbook / Calls: E-Mailer, Aguaman, Babe (Paul Bunyon's Ox) / Kickin' It Old School: ""Claire Danes"" / Interview: The Internet / Letter To Chester: First Memory / Song: ""I Got Vibes""
Calls: Nail in the Head, Julio (Bird) / Chester: Squirrels / Song: ""Lonely Sexy Heart (Robot Ballad)"" / Precious Roy's Electric Teeth Whitening System / Interview: America's Funniest Home Faces of Tragedy / Kickin' It Old School: ""Haunted Spaceship"" / Interview: Via Sattellite to The Earth / Letter to Chester: Crazy With The Women / Song: Chester Sings ""Going up the Country""
Calls: Chip Daisy the Trivia King, Cindy Bolland Phone Sales, Jargon Scott & His Legless Dogs Returns, Teacher / Chester: Talking Monkeys / Song: ""Menudo"" / Precious Roy's Pocket Rancher / Interview: Becky Sixteen Interviews Sifl & Olly In The Future / Kickin' It Old School: ""Tooth Decay"" / Interview: Sifl Pays Back The Mafia / Letter To Chester: Ice Breaker / Song: ""Tangerine""
Calls: Mrs. Sifl, Daycare Mom, Pizza Order / Chester: Hippie Indian / Song: ""Electric Oven"" with Delictush Sexplosius / Precious Roy's Laser Peeler / Interview: Cooking With Aesop Jones (Mashed Potatoes) / Kickin' It Old School: ""Laser Eyes"" / Interview: Sifl This Is Your Life / Letter To Chester: Kissing Advice / Song: ""Sunny Side Up""
Calls: Marty's Grandpa, Funeral Home Elvis, Goth Girl / Chester: 'The Nuclear Decapitator with a Bad Attitude' Rollerderby King / Song: ""Heart Attacks"" / Precious Roy's Hickey Doohickey / Sifl & Olly Play Pong / Interview: Battle of the Bands - Kee Kee & The P.P. Gang, Sgt. Blind Kiwi Tarzan, Yeah / Kickin' It Old School: ""He's Up There In the Cabinet"" / Interview: Testosterone & Estrogen / Letter To Chester: Damp Rag Windy Ass / Song: ""Dr. Puberty""
Chester: Dr. Bubba The Spy / Interview: Delixir Sorbaño's Circus of Freaks - The Bearded Beard, Susan, The Spice Girls, The Breathing Salami, Inside-Out Man, Chester / Song: ""Hellfire (Rain On You)"" / Precious Roy's Mr. Ptootie Head / Calls: Dr. Bubba's Chester Impersonation, Cres Dude (Starting a Cres Band), Ziggy Starmaker / Kickin' It Old School: ""Country Boy Song"" / Interview: John from Champs 1 (Chicken Robot Companion) / Chester Needs To Spit / Song: ""The Days of the Week""
Chester: Sexy Ghost Intro / Calls: Ex-Janitor, Phillip the Screwdriver, Landlord (Crocodile Moat) / Chester: Rain Tap Dance / Kickin' It Old School: ""You're Off The Handball Team"" (Orange & Blue Strobe) / Precious Roy's Natural Pest Control / Interview with Ghosts: Candy, Waterbed Biter, Stacey / Song: ""Necronomicon V5.6"" / Interview: Creb Apgar, Chachi Longbow, Alien / Chester's Cereal: Dynamite Dig-Ums / Song: ""Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me"" (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Calls: Eddie Calls Back, Julio (Party), A Hoe, Eddie Again / Chester: The Actor / Song: ""Hound Dog"" / Precious Roy's Defrosted Cro-Magnon Slaves / Interview: Olly as Inventor Pat Lacy / Kickin' It Old School: ""Star Pilot"" / Chester Interviews Dynamite Dog & Wow the Worm / Chester: Chicken Sex Guesser / Chester Sings ""Shiny Girl (Super Super Special Super Day)""
Calls: Sifl from Jail, Johnny F***ing Appleseed, Sifl Clone, Sports Talk / Chester Takes an IQ Test / Song: ""Speed Reading"" / Precious Roy's ""Dangerous Don't"" Dolls (Betty Blade, Elctrocutie Kitty, Pete Heat) / Interview with Sifls and Olly Clones / Kickin' It Old School: ""Weird Day"" / Interview: Grout's Trivia Trapazoids with Stealth, Precious Roy, Chester & Cres / Letter to Chester from Dewey Kraus in Prison / Song: ""I Sure Do Miss The 80's""
Chester Spanish Intro / Calls: Japanese Caller, Russian Caller, Canadian Caller / The Chester Show / Song: ""The English Song (Redrum)"" / Precious Roy's Foot-Long Hamsters / Interview: Backs Stabbath (MTV Exec), TV Show Pitches: Pants, Real Jail, Monkey & Whore Monster Truck Tug-O-War / Kickin' It Old School: ""Llama School"" / Interview with Olly's Ex-Girlfriends: Kendra, Delilah, Claudia, Rachel / Chester: Easy Like Sunday Morning, Slurpee Time / Song: ""Whatever""
Chester King of Strippers Intro / Calls: Cyclops, Julio (Crazy Dream), Egg-Eyes, Girl Cyclops / Chester & Sifl are Speechless / Song: ""El Rocko Mundo"" / ""Hey Bert"" Segue / Precious Roy's Electric Cigarettes / Stealth Intro / Interview: Stealth Returns / Kickin' It Old School: ""Oh, When I'm Dead"" / Interview: Orgasm & G-Spot Return / Chester Names A Baby / Song: ""We're Not Gonna Take It""
Calls: Pet Snake, Pet Fish, Quiet / Chester: Psychic, Language of Love / Song: ""Dr. Booty"" / Precious Roy's Magnetic Babysitter / Olly's Rasberry Flashback / Interview: Stuntman Click Whittaker (Blender) / Kickin' It Old School: ""It's Okay (Cindy's The Hostess)"" / Interview: Bloopers, Blunders & Boo Boos (Puking Dog) / Chester's ""Pet"" / Song: ""The Panda (Chapter 1)""
Calls: Icky Starmaker, Uncle Bilbo, Screaming Schoolgirl, Dial-a-Psychic / Chester: Sleeping Like A Bat / Song: ""Move Your Feet (Opera)"" / Precious Roy's Pet Power Plant / Interview: Via Sattelite To Becky Sixteen In Prehistoric Time / Kickin' It Old School: ""Answer My Phone"" / Interview: Functions Of The Family with Paul Rogers & His Daughter / Chester: Recipe / Song: ""Sailin' 'Round the Ocean""
Calls: Jeep Fixer, Olly's Mom (Birthanxmas), Bike Pump / Chester's Blanket Fort Love Palace / Song: ""Blister In The Sun"" (Originaly by The Violent Femmes) / Precious Roy's Self Defense Kit / Interview: Via Sattelite To The Royal Family of Atlantis / Kickin' It Old School: ""Convoy"" (Originaly by C.W. McCall) / Interview: X & O Show with Vicious Coy & Blister / Chester's Skin Care Tips / Song: ""Partytime Loser (Live In Toronto)""
Calls: Ninja Rayanne, Toilet, Landlord (Mining Operation) / Chester: Cereal Factory / Song: ""Leader of the Gang"" / Precious Roy's Security Landscaping / Interview: Kip the Burglar / Kickin' It Old School: ""Gravity Defying"" / Interview: Ninja Final Exam / Chester: Gravity / Song: ""Ninja of the Night""