1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Ain't That Peculiar" and banter about Sonny being interested in Cher's sleeping habits. 2. "Sonny's Pizza Parlor" -- An angry Muhammad Ali comes to kill Sonny for having given him a free pizza with everything on it back when he was a young, struggling interior decorator, which caused him to take up boxing. 3. Marilyn and Billy perform a medley of "You Don't Have To Be a Star (To Be In My Show)" and "Your Love" 4. "The Battle Of the Sexes" -- An irate nudist (Lyle) accuses his neighbor (Cher) of being a peeping Jane. 5. Marilyn and Billy join Sonny and Cher for a medley of "It Takes Two", "Where Is the Love", "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" and "Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing." 6. "The Wide World Of Poetry" -- Cher and Ali meet in the ring for a poetry bout, with Sonny acting as the referee. 7. Italian film director Vente Nove (Sonny) shows a private screening of his new classic film, "Gone With the Wine"
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tim Kiley | Director |