The original pilot episode of Harry Hill's TV Burp.
In this first episode of the series, Harry pokes fun at the week's TV including soaps, Cruise Ship and Celebrity Fat Club – I mean Fit Club. He also takes the Mickey out of people like David Dickinson (""I am the hunter!"") and Ozzy Osbourne (who recreates safety when crossing the road). Harry also pays a visit to Emmerdale as a health inspector and tells you how to recreate the show's title sequence: run your eyes over a tray crammed with broccoli. We also have a ‘Severe Gail (Platt from Coronation Street) Warning', a fight between Doctor Who (Tom Baker) and Harry Potter to see who is better and discover if Hitler was gay.
Harry Hill once again takes the Michael out of the week's television. This time, he reveals who could be hiding in the Big Brother household: Osama bin Laden. This edition pokes fun at the soaps, Celebrity Fat Club – I mean Fit Club and David Dickinson. We also have another ‘Severe Gail (Platt from Coronation Street) Warning' and Harry visits the set of The Bill (where he goes on the beat as a policeman). There's also a fight between a red nose and Pudsey Bear to see which charity event is better: Red Nose Day or Children In Need and find out what happens if you throw your tie on the floor in a snake-like shape and look down on it: the EastEnders title sequence (the tie resembles the Thames).
Doctor Zhivago and Rik Waller are among the shows and celebrities Harry Hill takes the Mick out of in this edition. We also meet Harry's ventriloquist dummy of Dr. Zhivago. The comedian also meets the hopefuls on game show Mr Wright. Also contains a fight between Winston Churchill and Admiral Nelson to see who's the Greatest Briton and tons more!
Jokes this time range from a suitcase in Emmerdale to The Bill, from Celebrity Big Brother to Jamie's Kitchen. Harry also visits the hopefuls on Pop Stars: The Rivals and takes the mess out of Crocodile Diaries. Also includes a food fight between Gary Rhodes and Ainsley Harriott.
More madness at the look of this week's TV including Robot Wars, Holby City and Time Flyers. Harry reveals that they use beige sofas on hospital dramas whenever you see a close up of a body being cut open. Then, one of Harry's production crew drops the ketchup bottle down the sofa and Harry has to take it to Holby City. There is also a fight between Liam Gallagher and Charlotte Church to see who is better at being nasty. Find out how Harry reacted when Channel 4's Coronation Street documentary Seven Days That Shook the Street stole his fight idea and what happened next and why Bruce Forsyth has to have everything blown up ten times it's size. From a World War II documentary, Harry enters a competition to win £1000 by trying to create a device capable of killing a sheep from 100 yards. (He tries burning it by putting a giant magnifying glass (borrowed from Brucie) at the sun and burning it but it fails. Harry kills the sheep in the end with a picture of Anne Robinson.) We also see who h
A special Christmas edition of the programme. Harry Hill, as usual, makes fun of the Television programmes over the week and comes up with an answer to the unusual toy on Emmerdale, a Spoogleman: a wooden spoon with a silly face and arms and legs made of straws. He also visits the BBC to get clips from upcoming EastEnders episodes but fails. There is also a fight between Father Christmas and Jesus to see who is better. Other jokes revolve around The Bill and Vain Men. Harry finds out the character in Coronation Street (Steve McDonald) who he believes previously had a sex change, as well as Hayley Cropper and looks at TV which will be shown over the New Year. We also see who is starring in nearly every pantomime over Christmas: Sooty. Harry concludes the show by mentioning the doom and gloom in the soaps over Christmas (death in EastEnders, stalker lurking about in Emmerdale and a serial killer on the loose in Coronation Street and The Bill) and finishes the series with a sinister Chris
In the opener to Series 2, Harry pokes fun at TV shows such as the recent Henry VIII drama with Ray Winstone, Auction Man and soaps such as Coronation Street (Todd's gay kiss with Nick Tilsley) and Emmerdale (Zak's return and Terry's stroke). Also includes a visit to Coronation Street, a fight between illusionists David Blaine and Derren Brown and all the usual mayhem.
In this week's edition of TV Burp, Harry jokes about people shouting in the soaps, Pop Idol judge Neil Fox using the word ‘tad' all the time, Holiday Showdown and the mysterious pop band in Heartbeat: the Trinks. Not The Troggs or The Kinks, The Trinks. Other musical madness revolves around the video to Britney Spears and Madonna's single ‘Me Against the Music'. From Hunting Chris Ryan, Harry does his own celebrity version: Hunting Frank Carson. Also includes Harry taking the mess out of Sgt. Sheelagh Murphy's (played by Bernie Nolan) husband from The Bill who never blinks but she does, a fight between Pop Idol judges Neil Fox and Simon Cowell, a look at Harry's fireworks and all the usual antics.
In this edition of TV Burp, Celebrity Wife Swap (Jade Goody and Charles Ingram special), Casualty, Holby City, Holiday Airport Cyprus (where the misfortunes of a Russian couple get on Harry's nerves), Emmerdale, Pop Idol, new BBC 3 soap drama Burn It (where nothing happens), Celebrity Dog School and many other programmes are in the spotlight this week. Harry comments that he's getting tired of programmes like Superstars, so he invents his own show: Superstars Revisited. Also features Harry comparing the likes of Howard Donald (from Take That) to a young Kevin Keegan, Shadrach Dingle (from Emmerdale) to the Lion from The Wizard of Oz, a fight between the Ingrams (Charles and Diane) and the Hamiltons (Neil and Christine), various comic sketches with Pop Idol judges Neil Fox and Simon Cowell and all the usual tomfoolery.
In this edition of Harry Hill's TV Burp, Casualty, The Royal, Pop Idol, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Junior Eurovision Song Contest, The Salon, Emmerdale, EastEnders and many more shows are among the programmes in the limelight this week. Also includes ‘At Home with the Pop Idol Judges', showing us what they get up to in their spare time, a fight between Charles II and Henry VIII to see which historical drama is better: BBC's Charles II or ITV's Henry VIII from the previous month, Harry's take on the videophone adverts for the 3 Network (the ones that feature the T-Rex song ‘Children of the Revolution') and all the usual stuff.
In this week's edition of Harry Hill's TV Burp, jokes revolve around EastEnders (Dirty Den having to read his lines off the ceiling and Lisa finally getting a lawyer), Emmerdale (Eddie getting tights stuck on his head), Merseybeat, Coronation Street, The Royal, The Osbournes, Holiday Showdown and others. Also includes part 2 of ‘At Home with the Pop Idol Judges', Harry's take on 1970s safety commercials (saying they're better than the ones we have today), a fight between Geoff Hurst and Jonny Wilkinson to see who's better, ‘Ze Office', a German version of The Office with Hitler as David Brent and all the regular mayhem.
In this week's Harry Hill's TV Burp, jokes vary from a talking car in The Royal to a talking organ in Emmerdale, Howard Brown (Halifax advert man) look-alikes in Merseybeat to young David Essex look-alikes in Coronation Street, Judge John Deed (which Harry finds boring) to Friday Night with Jonathan Ross and current TV topics like gay sexuality and swearing (EastEnders and Casualty). Also features the next instalment of ‘At Home with the Pop Idol Judges' (which contains of rendition of the Beyoncé Knowles song 'Crazy in Love' and Foxy going bad and doing an Exorcist head spin), a fight between Catholicism and Hinduism and all the regular antics.
In this week's TV Burp, jokes include a Rolf Harris look-alike in Emmerdale, Kilroy, Jungle (the way in which the camera pans over things making it look like the title sequences from TV shows) and what Harry thinks will happen in the next episode of Holby City (a sketch where Harry as Nurse Kelly using a machine gun to kill everyone shows this). Also includes the next episode of 'At Home with the Pop Idol Judges' (where Simon Cowell attempts to create his own pop idol), a fight between Jimmy Savile and Tim Kash to see which version of Top of the Pops is better: old or new and all the regular tomfoolery.
In the finale to the series, people and shows made fun of this time include Saddam Hussein, Kilroy and BBC 1 documentary Bodysnatchers. Harry also asks why would someone take their goldfish to the vets in Emmerdale and discusses the not-so-exciting next episode previews for The Bill. Other things include Hagrid (from Harry Potter) look-alikes in Coronation Street to Grim Reaper look-alikes in Operatunity. There's also a fight between Saddam Hussein and Santa Claus, the next part of ‘At Home with the Pop Idol Judges' (where Simon Cowell has a sex change to become Simone Cowell so he can marry Brendan but shortly after the wedding, Foxy spears Simone through the chest) and all the regular stuff.
In the first episode of series 3, EastEnders, Back to Reality, Gender Swap, Footballers' Wives (Chardonnay's funeral), Coronation Street (the baby Patience scenario), Dirty Laundry, Safe As Houses and Faking It come under scrutiny. Now that we know The Bill's Reg Hollis is a Tears For Fears fan, Harry shows us a preview of what will happen in the police drama next week: Reg Hollis singing songs by the band while on duty arresting criminals. Also includes ""I'm an Insect: Get Me Out of Here!"", a take on ""I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here"" set in Jordan's stomach, a search to find a replacement for Robert Kilroy-Silk (including one where Harry dressed as Coronation Street's Blanche Hunt wearing a dodgy looking wig and big goggly eyes comes on saying ""He's a loony and she's a man?"" referring to Roy and Hayley Cropper), a fight between Davina McCall and Cilla Black now that Love on a Saturday Night has replaced Blind Date and all the usual things.
In TV Burp this week, Heartbeat, Club Reps, BBC 3 documentary Who Rules the Roost, Emmerdale, Coronation Street and Hollyoaks are among the shows that fall under scrutiny. Other things include Shannon's nose job in Footballers' Wives, Robert Vaughn's appearance in BBC 1 drama Hustle, a Hood (the villain from Thunderbirds) look-alike in The Carrot or the Stick and ‘Extra of the Week' about an often seen extra in The Woolpack in Emmerdale. Harry also discusses other extras in the soaps. Plus there's Eastbourne Uncovered (a feature on the over 60s answer to Ibiza), ‘At Home With Peter Andre and Jordan' showing us what they're getting up to, a fight between Coronation Street's Hayley Cropper and Miriam (off There's Something About Miriam) to see who's the better transsexual and all the regular things.
In Harry Hill's TV Burp this week, current TV shows like Coronation Street, Emmerdale, EastEnders, Casualty, Heartbeat and The Bill as well as documentaries such as The Badness of King George IV, There's Something About Miriam, The Divine Michelangelo and Britain's Worst Cook. Other things include ‘There's Something About Jesus' (a spoof-take on There's Something About Miriam), a fight between Peter Jackson and Mel Gibson to see who's the better film director, various comic sketches with Jeremy Clarkson and Quentin Willson and all the usual madness.
Jokes and gags this time revolve around Heartbeat, Club Reps, Learner Drivers and Casualty. Harry spotted a new character in Coronation Street: a gas canister with gauges that makes it look like it has human features. We also have a sketch on a day in the life of this gas canister and ‘Cooking with the Slaters' (from EastEnders). Harry also wonders who those people are in the Emmerdale title sequence as none of them are characters in the soap. Plus there's a fight between James Hewitt and Kieran Fallon and all the regular madness.
Gags and jokes this time include a Woody Allen look-alike in EastEnders, a David Bowie look-alike in Learner Drivers, impersonations in Emmerdale, Frank's death in Footballers' Wives, a new character called Clops in The Bill and a drink called Stelberg in Coronation Street. From Channel 4 documentary Who Kidnapped Shergar?, Harry makes fun of the man in charge of the investigation, Chief Superintendent James Murphy (the fact that he wasn't very knowledgeable about what was going on and relied on sources like the news to provide evidence). We also have a sketch called ‘Murphy and Horse' (featuring John ""Huggy"" McCrirrick) where James Murphy and Shergar go around fighting crime. There's also a fight between Paul Michael Glaser/David Soul and Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson to celebrate the release of the new Starsky and Hutch movie to see which version of the 1970s police series is better: old or new and all the usual malarkey.
This time on Harry Hill's TV Burp, stuff ranges from an Avid Merrion (from Bo' Selecta!) look-alike in Heartbeat, a log with shades on making it look like rapper Jay-Z in EastEnders, face transplants and disappearing patients in Holby City, how Fred Elliott tells you what meat he's eating in Coronation Street, dramas such as Footballers' Wives and Murder City and factual shows such as If and A Life of Grime. From documentary Noah's Ark, where Jeremy Bowen (off Breakfast Time) attempts to prove or disprove the bible story, Harry creates his own version: ‘Goldilocks and the Three Bears' where he pretends to be Bowen and attempts to prove or disprove the fairy tale. Plus we have a fight between Bowen and God and all the regular malarkey.
This time on TV Burp, Harry makes fun of people sitting still and being silent in the soaps (sarcastically saying that everyone is kept busy) as well as programmes like Footballers' Wives, Coronation Street, EastEnders (a shop called Cost Mart), Emmerdale, The Bill, Club Reps, Taxi Nights and documentaries such as Dragons Alive, Ice Alert and I Met Osama bin Laden. Harry also creates his own ‘If' documentary: ""If… TV Continues to Get Worse"" predicting events and shows in the far future. The fight this time is between the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Footballers' Wives to see who is better. As it is the last episode of the series, the credits are displayed against images of Fred Elliott's face.
In the first episode of the fourth series, gags revolve around a shortsighted sniper in Spooks, a Cilla Black look-alike in Emmerdale to a Robert Kilroy-Silk look-alike in Holby City, Coronation Street, Holiday Showdown, The Bill, Jennie Bond's Royals, Trains With Pete Waterman and others. Plus there's a fight between Jennie Bond and Pete Waterman and all the usual chaos.
Shows that fall victim to Harry's scrutiny this time include The Bill, Coronation Street, EastEnders, Emmerdale, Beyond River Cottage and Foyle's War. From Fooling Hitler, Harry creates his own version of You've Been Framed showing clips of Adolf Hitler's comrades playing tricks on the Fuhrer. Harry noticed two peculiar nurses in Casualty: a short, blonde haired nurse dressed in pink who is constantly seen walking up and down the wards and then a tall, blonde haired nurse, also dressed in pink who is constantly seen walking across the wards widthways. Plus, we get a fight between these two nurses and all the regular chaos.
Gags include Mike Reid on Age Swap, Holiday Showdown, tea in EastEnders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and The Bill. As well as this we have a sketch on the bad side of meerkats, a fight between a shark and a toaster and all the usual craziness.
Among the gags are cooking Conger Eel in Beyond River Cottage, Nigel Marven's Animal Nightmares: Rats, a football tournament in EastEnders, Emmerdale, BBC 3 drama Conviction, The Bill, Holiday Showdown and Coronation Street. Harry sarcastically comments that he MUST see the next episode of Selling Houses Revisited when the couple decide whether or not to buy the house. What follows are a series of sketches, each depicting a historical event: the trenches in France on Christmas Day 1914, Albert Einstein in his laboratory and the Titanic, where the people in each place comment they must not miss Selling Houses Revisited for the same reason (to see if the couple buy the house)! As well as this, we have a fight between a brown rat and black rat and all the regular craziness.
Shows that fall victim to Harry's scrutiny this week include Wife Swap, Britain's Worst Mother-In-Law, With a Little Help from My Friends, Emmerdale, Foyle's War, Coronation Street, The Bill and Musicality. Find out from the clues in Casualty and Holby City as to what charity event is taking place this week. In Coronation Street, when Blanche Hunt said someone's been guzzling the gold top, she ""It's like there's a giant blue tit in residence"". What follows is a sketch called Giant Blue Tit In Residence where a giant blue tit walks up Coronation Street and enters the Barlows' house. The sketch ends when Harry enters dressed as Karen McDonald and starts bashing the blue tit with a cushion! There is also a fight between Karen McDonald and the giant blue tit and all the usual goings on.
Programmes that fall victim to Harry's scrutiny this time include I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here, Chubby Chasers, With a Little Help from My Friends, Emmerdale, Coronation Street and British Isles: A Natural History. Harry pokes fun at Burger Barry who appeared in documentary Booze Britain and has him appear on chat shows such as Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, The Frank Skinner Show and Richard & Judy. Also has Harry comparing the likeness of Bruce Forsyth to Basil Brush, a fight between Tracy and Little Tracy from Chubby Chasers and all the regular goings on.
The comic takes an irreverent look at festive television offerings, sorting the telly treats from the turkeys. What will he make of the goings-on in Emmerdale and Pauline Fowler's exit from Albert Square? Also likely to come under scrutiny are seasonal editions of Coronation Street and Doc Martin, and the finale of The Vicar of Dibley
This week's episode includes: Unseen footage of Jackie Goody leaving the Big Brother house without her shoes on. Harry reads from a book called 'The Joy of Pat'. Bradley from Eastenders breaking wind. Dev from Coronation Street shows off his cleaning techniques. Harry shows us the Celebrity Big Brother round-up. There's a fight between two cuddly toys.
This week's episode includes: Dog-Sofa Chariot Racing. TV Expert of the Week. A man steering his wheelchair with a wine bottle. Nick Baker turns up with a surprise present for Harry.
The 5th Best of
There are some of us who would like to see Harry Hill's TV Burp, ITV's highest-rated comedy show, on every week, or even four times a week like Coronation Street. It's an essential dose of daft humour and a valuable corrective to an awful lot of TV tosh. And this festive edition is like taking an indigestion remedy after too much turkey and pud. As the show is written and recorded so close to transmission, we can't say at whom Harry will be poking fun. But it's a safe bet he'll meander through the soap storylines and pick the sillier bits from the finals of Strictly Come Dancing and The X Factor.
Harry returns for an eighth series of TV Burp, this week looking at the BBC's "Hole in the Wall", Channel 4's "Bear Grylls: Born Survivor", plus Eastenders reveals Harry's secret love child.
This week's episode includes: Poetry Corner. Giant crow on Eastenders. The Many Faces of Louis Walsh: Part 4 - Outrage. A King Prawn has a fight with a baby. Amish TV Burp.
Review Of The Year
Harry takes on 'The Colour of Money' and 'Paris Hilton's Best British Friend', whilst also giving us his unique renditions of "Pass the Dutchie" and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".
Harry continues his irreverent look at the week's TV, including "Heston Blumenthal's Victorian Feast", "Darwin's Dangerous Idea", and "Derek Acorah".
Harry introduces us to 'Clumsy Week', chutney addiction, and casts his eye over the usual soaps, "Snog, Marry, Avoid?", and "Pop Goes The Band".
Harry spots a German Paul Daniels, a disgusting Tudor Feast, and the Most Ineffective Liar of the Week. There's also impressive stunt work from Peggy Mitchell, a return of the wobbling jelly, and an outrageous "aero-port" anecdote.
Harry takes a look at The Apprentice, plays the pork trumpet,and becomes Paris Hilton's best British friend.
In the last show of the series, the irreverent Harry Hill seeks out more outlandish televisual gems from the usual suspects of soaps, dramas and reality TV shows, plus unexpected moments from across the TV spectrum.
The comedian reviews the past week's TV, subjecting the latest soap sagas, reality shows and documentaries to his unique brand of scrutiny. Featuring send-ups of popular programmes and the answer to the weekly competition, where viewers had to look out for the Knitted Character that appeared somewhere on the past seven days' TV
The comedian reviews the past week's TV, subjecting the latest soap sagas, reality shows and documentaries to his unique brand of scrutiny. Featuring send-ups of popular programmes, clips and sketches based on recent television, and the answer to the weekly competition, where viewers had to look out for the Knitted Character that appeared on one of the past seven days' shows
Telly buff Harry Hill has been busy ploughing through the week's output to dig up more side-splitting clips. Stand by for his hilarious spin on the big soap storylines, and more mirthful moments from all the top documentaries, dramas and reality shows which caught his gimlet gaze.
Big-collared comic Harry Hill applies his forensic eye for comedy detail to all the telly you thought he had missed while he was away. With Harry at the helm, you can be sure there will be laughs aplenty - and with so many top clips, skits and quips, this bumper Burp is bursting at the seams with pure entertainment.
New series. The big-collared comedian looks back at the week's small-screen highlights, subjecting the latest soap sagas, reality shows and documentaries to his unique brand of scrutiny
It is the last episode of the series, and Harry is sure to have something special up his sleeve. Over the course of the series, the big-collared TV teaser has unearthed some classic moments from Burp favourites including Lark Rise to Candleford, Popstar to Operastar, and Muslim Driving School, and this edition features more hilarious clips. Plus, find out which knitted entry will triumph in the mighty K Factor as Harry reveals the winner of the Not Live Final!
The big-collared comedian looks back at classic clips from previous series.
Strap in for another rollicking ride through Burps past, as big-collared telly critic Harry Hill presents more of the funniest moments from previous series.
The big-collared comedian looks back at the week's small-screen highlights subjecting the latest soaps, reality shows and documentaries to his unique brand of scrutiny.
Harry Hill examines the biggest soaps, checks out TV's brightest stars and covers other up-to-the-minute telly moments and news in his offbeat review of the week's top TV.
Harry Hill takes viewers on a rib-tickling, must-see adventure through this week's tellyland - so buckle up and enjoy the trip, from Attenborough and the Giant Egg to the sparkle of Louis Spence's Showbusiness. Watch out for this week's fight!
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill goes on a hilarious whirlwind tour of the week's top telly, from the Wonders of the Universe to James Brown's Great British Hairdresser and OMG!
Big-collared comic Harry Hill continues his mission to bring viewers the most hilarious moments from the week's TV. Will he go down the dark streets of EastEnders, shout OMG! at Peaches Geldof or take a look at the escapades of his newest 'friend' on Secret Supper Club?
Harry is back with his regular review of the week's small-screen highlights, promising soap spoofs, reality show send-ups and the odd fight or two - and with Strictly Come Dancing and The X Factor back on the box, he will have plenty of prime-time material to work with.
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill presents top-notch telly send ups. With the big reality shows hitting their stride and all the soaps in full flow, there will be plenty of laughs for the big-collared comic to uncover.
Harry delves into the funniest moments from this week's telly to present a packed half-hour of gags, clips and special guests. The week's TV isn't complete without the big collared comic's hilarious spin on the big soap storylines, and with all the top documentaries, dramas and reality shows primed for the trademark Burp ribbing, it's sure to be another fun-filled treat!
Harry Hill takes a sideways glance at the nations favourite television, presenting some of the best moments from the BAFTA winning, hit series, TV Burp.
The second installment of the best bits of Harry Hill's TV Burp.
A collection of exclusive out-takes from TV Burp Gold 2 dvd.
Harry Hill is back with his third installment of "Gold", the best bits of this year.
The comedian presents a compilation of the best bits from his TV Burp Christmas specials, subjecting everything from soaps and sagas to dramas and documentaries to his unique brand of scrutiny as he sorts the season's TV treats from the turkeys.
Never before seen clips from Harry Hill's TV Burp Gold 2.
Never before seen clips from Harry Hill's TV Burp Gold.
Harry picks his best fights from the show.
Out-takes from Harry Hill's TV Burp Gold.
Harry picks his Top-10 Freaky Eaters moments from the show.
An exclusive peek ‘Behind the Burp’, in which Harry explains how he and the team make the show.
Knitted Simon Cowell, Knitted Cheryl Cole, Knitted Rolando and Knitted Character star in The K Factor Story, plus a world exclusive apology from Knitted Tiger Woods.
Video slide of Knitted Characters who tried to enter The K Factor.
Multi BAFTA winning comedian Harry Hill is back with Harry Hill's TV Burp: The Best Bits; a brand new selection of the funniest clips and sketches from the show, plus lots of exclusive extras. Find out what happens when the under floor heating is turned up too high on Dog Rescue; a girl has a phobia of Ant and Dec on Push The Button; Mr Blobby makes a surprise appearance on Undercover Princesses and an L shaped cow features on The Lakes. Harry also discovers how Andrew Stone of Pineapple Dance Studio is getting on in his quest for fame and fortune, plus gives us some household tips in the style of Anthea Turner's Perfect Housewife. The Best Bits also features extra helpings of exclusive out-takes, and a compilation of hilarious classic sketches from an amazing decade of TV Burp.
How does Harry find himself on the set of Downton Abbey? Why would boxer Frank Bruno be dressed as a waiter and throwing a trifle in his face? Who invited an alcoholic dog on ‘May The Best House Win’, ITV1? Ever wondered who would win a fight between ‘nervous’ and ‘knackered’? All will be revealed in the brilliant new Cream Of TV Burp. And if that’s not enough there are plenty of hilarious out-takes and unseen footage to tickle your funny bone.
