In order to get Principal Scampi off of his back for a while, Wyatt shoots him with a buddy dart. The dart makes Principal Scampi Wyatt's new best friend. When Wyatt gets sick of hanging around with the principal, he decides it's time to break up the relationship. Principal Scampi then becomes Phantom Scampi. Phantom Scampi lives in Farber High and secretly protects Wyatt.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jim Keily | Writer | ||
| Jimmy Aleck | Writer | ||
| Charles Emmett | Guest Star | ||
| Bruce Jarchow | Guest Star | ||
| Charlotte Lopez | Guest Star | ||
| Joshua Schaefer | Guest Star | ||
| Kari Lizer | Guest Star | ||
| David Grossman | Director |