Sketches include: Pumping Up With Hans & Franz, Big Red, Sex Tonight, Reclino Love Lounge, Scrooge, Musical Performance "In Your Room", Weekend Update, You Shot Me!, The Bastard Battalion, Musical Performance "Hazy Shade of Winter", Celebrity Restaurant, Guardian Angels
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Conan O'Brien | Writer | ||
| Herbert Sargent | Writer | ||
| The Bangles | Musical Guest | ||
| Danny DeVito | Host | ||
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | Guest Star | Self | |
| Paul Miller | Director |