Noel welcomes you to Crinkley Bottom where tonight the House Party hosts the first husband and wife phone-in. Gunge with Radio 2's Derek and Ellen Jameson. Perhaps special guest star Kathy Staff (Nora Batty from Last of the Summer Wine) will help clear up the mess! The cast of 'Allo 'Allo! will be singing this "only once" in the Lyric Game. Dennis Taylor adds a Gotcha Oscar to his trophy cabinet. Plus your chance to call in and Grab a Grand.