Steve recently pulled his right arm trying to put his suitcase into the overhead on a plane. A young Asian girl was very concerned and asked if he needed help. Steve overreacted because he felt old. Dave feels nostalgic with the Crazy Eddie Commercial he decided to play. Dave tells Eddie Antar’s story. Woman from iconic VJ-day photo has passed away. Dave commences his Cenk jab. Dave complains about Cenk complaining that Obama is not a progressive. Malcolm presents yet another update on the Niger Delta Avengers story. The trio talk about a new IRS scam that drained an elderly retired teacher of all her life savings. Weekly World News featuring a story on Spain, Morocco, Lithuania, and Paraguay. This week Malcolm has turned it into a quiz since Dave and Steve are too lazy to read the stories Malcolm sends them.