Tonight's Network Time Killer is "Secrets of the Late Night Lockers" with Al Maher, to be flashed when the show gets boring. During the Sandra Bernhard/surprise walk-on Madonna guest appearance, Al is shown. This was also Show #1,000, highlighted by 3-year-old skateboarder Danny Kramer, who keeps falling during his demonstration. Quote Dave: "Well, that was our 1,000th show, and I think we're going to go back and have meetings."
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hal Gurnee | Director |