Jim Patterson

Other Television

Series	Episodes	Date	Type
The Ranch	Dying to See Her	September 13, 2019	Writer
The Ranch	Starting Over Again	June 15, 2018	Writer
The Ranch	Learning to Live Again	December 15, 2017	Writer
The Ranch	My Next Thirty Years	June 16, 2017	Writer
The Ranch	Gone as a Girl Can Get	October 7, 2016	Writer
The Ranch	Back Where I Come From	April 1, 2016	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Of Course He's Dead (2)	February 19, 2015	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe	February 6, 2014	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Bite Me, Supreme Court	January 30, 2014	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	January 9, 2014	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Tazed In the Lady Nuts	January 2, 2014	Writer
Two and a Half Men	On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!	December 12, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	December 5, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	November 21, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	November 14, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	November 7, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	October 24, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	October 17, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	This Unblessed Biscuit	October 10, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	October 3, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Nangnangnangnang	September 26, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Cows, Prepare to be Tipped	May 9, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Another Night with Neil Diamond	April 25, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon	March 14, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	February 14, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	February 7, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Run, Steven Staven! Run!	January 31, 2013	Writer
Two and a Half Men	One Nut Johnson	December 6, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Something My Gynecologist Said	November 15, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	October 18, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	October 11, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	A Big Bag of Dog	October 4, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	I Changed My Mind About the Milk	September 27, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	May 14, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Why We Gave Up Women	April 30, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	April 16, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Grandma's Pie	April 9, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Palmdale, Ech	March 19, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	The War Against Gingivitis	February 27, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Not in My Mouth!	February 20, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	February 13, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	February 6, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	A Possum On Chemo	January 16, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	January 2, 2012	Writer
Two and a Half Men	One False Move, Zimbabwe!	December 12, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	What a Lovely Landing Strip	December 5, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	November 21, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Thank You for the Intercourse	November 7, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	October 31, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	The Squat and the Hover	October 24, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	October 17, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Nine Magic Fingers	October 10, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	People Who Love Peepholes	September 26, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	September 19, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	February 7, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Lookin' for Japanese Subs	January 17, 2011	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	December 13, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	A Good Time in Central Africa	November 15, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Springtime on a Stick	November 8, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	The Crazy Bitch Gazette	November 1, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	October 11, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	September 27, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	September 20, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	April 12, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Ixnay on the Oggie Day	March 22, 2010	Writer
Two and a Half Men	That's Why They Call It Ball Room	December 7, 2009	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	November 23, 2009	Writer
Two and a Half Men	My Son's Enormous Head	March 16, 2009	Writer
Two and a Half Men	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	March 9, 2009	Writer
Two and a Half Men	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	February 2, 2009	Writer
Two and a Half Men	I Think You Offended Don	January 19, 2009	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Thank God for Scoliosis	January 12, 2009	Writer
Two and a Half Men	The Devil's Lube	December 15, 2008	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Taterhead Is Our Love Child	September 22, 2008	Writer
Two and a Half Men	If My Hole Could Talk	May 12, 2008	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Winky-Dink Time	April 14, 2008	Writer
Two and a Half Men	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	March 24, 2008	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Meander to Your Dander	March 17, 2008	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Kinda Like Necrophilia	November 26, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	November 12, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	October 30, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	City of Great Racks	October 15, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	April 30, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	April 16, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	I Merely Slept with a Commie	February 26, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	February 5, 2007	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Release the Dogs	November 13, 2006	Writer
Two and a Half Men	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	November 6, 2006	Writer
Rock Me Baby	Go Otis! It's Your Birthday!	May 25, 2004	Writer
Rock Me Baby	I Love You, You Don't Love Me	April 27, 2004	Writer
Rock Me Baby	Prior Engagement	November 25, 2003	Writer
Rock Me Baby	Girl Power	November 11, 2003	Writer
Rock Me Baby	Shift Shaft	October 7, 2003	Writer
Good Morning, Miami	Three Weeks Notice	March 27, 2003	Writer
Off Centre	Unflushable (a.k.a. M. Night Shyamalan's Unflushable)	October 3, 2002	Writer
Off Centre	Diddler on the Roof	May 19, 2002	Writer
Off Centre	The Backup	March 31, 2002	Writer
Inside Schwartz	Kissing Cousin	January 3, 2002	Writer
Inside Schwartz	Comic Relief Pitcher	November 29, 2001	Director
The PJs	Let's Get Ready To Rumba	November 18, 2001	Writer
The PJs	National Buffoon's European Vacation	October 14, 2001	Writer
Teacher's Pet	Bad to the Bone	November 18, 2000	Writer
The PJs	Let's Get Ready To Crumble	July 4, 2000	Writer
Teen Angel	Look Ma, No Face	February 13, 1998	Writer