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Season 1

  • S01E01 Life Will Kill You

    • May 14, 2008
    • Spike TV

    1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#208 Semi-cide" a man is run over by a semi and cut in half, "#422 Construction Accident" a man buried alive in three tons of sand, "#92 Fang Banged" a man who fell on a poisonous rattlesnake and was bit on the chest, "#832 Lesbocution" a woman who is electrocuted by walking barefoot into an electrified puddle, "#125 Love Bugged" a reptile and insect collector who was bit by a black widow spider, and "#640 Tumble Die" a hospital repairman is caught in a industrial strength dryer. It also looks at the case of a paramedic who survived after he was hit by a runaway car at the Dayton Speedway.

  • S01E02 Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

    • May 21, 2008
    • Spike TV
  • S01E03 Death Over Easy

    • February 8, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

  • S01E04 Unforced Errors

    • February 8, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

  • S01E05 Dead and Deader

    • February 15, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

  • S01E06 Death Gets Busy

    • February 22, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

  • S01E07 The Lighter Side of Death

    • March 1, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

  • S01E08 The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

    • March 8, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

  • S01E09 Death Be Not Stupid

    • March 15, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

  • S01E10 Cure for the Common Death

    • March 22, 2009
    • Spike TV
  • S01E11 Death: A User's Manual

    • March 29, 2009
    • Spike TV

    An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

  • S01E12 I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

    • April 5, 2009
    • Spike TV

    A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

Season 2

Season 3

  • S03E01 Death On A Stick

    • August 3, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

  • S03E02 Putting A Smiley Face On Death

    • September 14, 2010
    • Spike TV

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

  • S03E03 Stupid is as Stupid Dies

    • September 21, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

  • S03E04 Dead Wrongs

    • September 28, 2010
    • Spike TV

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

  • S03E05 Fatal Distractions

    • October 5, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

  • S03E06 The End is Weird

    • October 19, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

  • S03E07 Hurry Up and Die

    • October 26, 2010
    • Spike TV

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

  • S03E08 Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

    • November 2, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

  • S03E09 Young, Dumb and Full of Death

    • November 9, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

  • S03E10 Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

    • December 8, 2010
    • Spike TV

    Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

  • S03E11 Cure for the Common Death

    • December 15, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

  • S03E12 Sudden Death

    • December 22, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

  • S03E13 Dying to Tell the Story

    • December 29, 2010
    • Spike TV

    A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

  • S03E14 If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

    • January 15, 2011
    • Spike TV

    The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

  • S03E15 The One About Dumb People Dying!

    • February 8, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

  • S03E16 Getting A Rise From The Dead

    • February 16, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

  • S03E17 Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death

    • February 23, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

  • S03E18 Grave Errors

    • March 2, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

  • S03E19 Killing Them Softly

    • March 9, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

  • S03E20 Better Them Than Us

    • March 16, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

  • S03E21 Dead Before They Know It

    • March 23, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

  • S03E22 Stupid Is As Death Does

    • March 29, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

  • S03E23 That's "Mister Death" To You

    • April 5, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

  • S03E24 Death, The New Black

    • July 18, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

  • S03E25 Death Be A Lady Tonight

    • July 25, 2011
    • Spike TV

    An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

  • S03E26 Today’s Special: Death

    • August 1, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

  • S03E27 Eat, Pray Die

    • August 8, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

  • S03E28 Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

    • August 15, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

  • S03E29 Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever

    • August 22, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.

  • S03E30 Death: One Size Fits All

    • August 29, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.

  • S03E31 Deadliest Kitsch

    • October 24, 2011
    • Spike TV

    Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

  • S03E32 Grave Decisions

    • October 31, 2011
    • Spike TV

    Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

  • S03E33 Dirt Nap

    • November 7, 2011
    • Spike TV

    A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

  • S03E34 Death Takes A Vacation

    • November 14, 2011
    • Spike TV

    Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

  • S03E35 Wild Wild Death

    • November 21, 2011
    • Spike TV

    An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

  • S03E36 Death Penalties

    • January 25, 2012
    • Spike TV

  • S03E37 Die-abestic

    • February 1, 2012
    • Spike TV

  • S03E38 Star Death: The Last Generation

    • February 8, 2012
    • Spike TV

  • S03E39 Death - Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'

    • February 22, 2012
    • Spike TV
  • S03E40 Sor-Dead Affair

    • February 29, 2012
    • Spike TV

  • S03E41 Locked and Low Dead

    • February 29, 2012
    • Spike TV

Season 4

Additional Specials

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Death By Request

    • October 24, 2011
    • Spike TV

    Highlights of the goriest, sexiest and most delightfully horrible deaths.