Safari: Catfish Noodling competition in Oklahoma and sleeping in public in NYC. R2-To-Do: Introduction of to-do list. Interviews: Taylor Swift and Neil Patrick Harris in studio.
Safari: Roller Derby in Arizona. Ultimate Wingman: Hamish attempts to paint Andy in a positive light for female passers-by. R2-To-Do: Attempt to acquire an NYPD three-wheeled "tough-mobile", and remind Hillary Clinton that she owes them a BBQ. Interviews: James Franco in his hotel room. 100-Second New York Lessond: Food
Safari: LARPing (live action role playing) in Washington and Street Golfing in NYC. R2-To-Do: Hamish acquires an NYPD three-wheeled tough mobile and jumps over the sacred Andy bobblehead with the vehicle in the factory basement. Ultimate Baby Wingman: Hamish pretends to be Andy's baby son in a stroller to attract compassionate females. 100-Second New York Lessond: Nightlife.
Safari: A 5-star dog hotel in Florida, and "New York Dreams", where Hamish & Andy fulfill dreams that have been sent in by viewers. R2-To-Do: The boys visit Hillary Clinton's hometown to remind her of the BBQ with an aeroplane and large banner. Cackling Jack protects the NYPD tough-mobile against two "thugs" sent by Hamish. Andy enters Hamish into the New York State Bodybuilding Championships. 100-Second New York Lessond: Broadway
R2-To-Do: Hamish wins the Heavyweight division of the New York State Bodybuilding Championships. Hamish vs Andy: The boys compete in "Bin Racing" in Central Park. They must hide inside wheelie bins and wheel 60m without being seen moving by the public. Safari: A Lowriders' Club gathering in El Paso, Texas. Ultimate Gameshow Wingman: Hamish constructs a fake Australian dating show to lure in prospective dates for Andy. 100-Second New York Lessond: Secrets
Safari: A Wild West re-enactment for French tourists in California. R2-To-Do: "Operation Sausage Waft 2011" attempts to waft the smell of a BBQ in the direction of Hillary Clinton's residence. Interviews: Sarah Jessica Parker in her hotel room. Hamish vs Andy: "Mates Racing", where they have to invite the most number of strangers to lunch. 100-Second New York Lessond: Yellow Things.
Safari: Demolition Derby in Washington and the Asylum Film Studio (a studio that rips off blockbuster films) in NYC. Hamish vs Andy: "Stranger Racing", where balloons are attached to strangers and, unbeknownst to them, they are racing to cross the road. R2-To-Do: Hamish visits the Magic Castle in Los Angeles and books an audition to become a member. Interviews: Susan Sarandon visits the plastics factory and competes against Hamish in a trivia contest. 100-Second New York Lessond: Street Gangs.
Safari: Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas and a meeting with private investigator Jay J. Armes in El Paso, Texas. R2-To-Do: The boys visit Kim Beazley at the Australian Embassy in Washington, D.C. to get him to pass on a BBQ message to Hillary Clinton. Hamish practices his magic tricks in NYC. Ultimate Magic Wingman: Hamish uses magic tricks to impress girls and introduce them to Andy. 100-Second New York Lessond: Shopping.
Hamish and Andy travel to Mostar, Bosnia, to jump off the 21-metre tall Old Bridge. They also buy a rabbit which they name "Lenny Rabbitz", and compete in "Rabbit Jumping", a self- explanatory sport from Sweden. Hamish vs Andy: Translation Racing: Players must ask random people on the streets of Rome questions (in Italian), fed to them through an earpiece. Most understood phrases wins.