The threat is more real than you may expect.
Miscommunication has spoiled many a piece of otherwise sound advice.
This delectable item is available for half price on Tuesdays. Limit 1 per customer.
Sometimes you actually should to listen to what your parents told you.
A slipped disc can halt a whole symphony orchestra in its tracks.
Therapeutic merit still pending by the FDA.
Incompetence applied to a small mistake yields a large mistake.
An operative operator operating in an operation.
It's not what you think.
...And you just did, too.
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.
This amp is ideally suited to kittycore DJs.
Smart technology, dumb user.
Results may vary.
Sometimes it's not just passive-aggression.
Sometimes you're just completely stumped.
It's just kinder this way.
Viewmaster has since discontinued its range of tactical optics.
This epidemic may yet claim the mood of thousands.
You need to unlock the "Neurosurgical Sniper" perk in order to accomplish a pineal gland shot.
Specialists say girth is actually more important.
As size decreases, thirst increases.
If it looks like one, and acts like one...
There are a few telltale signs.
I really had this one coming.
Don't even ask about the tanker trucks.
There is no cure.
The Zone has claimed another life.
Television will rot your brain and kill your family, but not necessarily in that order.
Living together will do that.
Vomiting has always been public domain.
The most important part of the comedy is timing.
The radio edit isn't much better.
Don't drop the hand sanitizer.
Despite being banned in the Geneva convention, use of Xylene among PMCs is shockingly unregulated.
Someone has a fever.
Kitties!!
I probably deserved more.
It's all so very peaceful.
This was better than some of their previous excuses.
He and a bunch of other robots were on a poster once.
It's best to not decline this one.
The score is 647 to blue.
Just a few interesting observations.
The expansion "Clickquest: 10 points higher" ships fourth quarter this year.
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.
I can only do that once a day, so I save it for times like this.
Testes, testes, one, two...?
On the plus side, my clothes are nice and dry.
Everyone is an alien to someone.
Disc may come pre-scratched.
Its a known safety issue with that model of pistol.
Too many cooks don't always spoil the broth.
Drain opener makes a bad chaser, too.
It is also inadvisable to mention your similarity to "a boss" around him.
????,??????????
Because you donated to Child's Play for it, here it is!
You would need an awful lot of Chiquitas to make a bomb though.
25¢ gets about 10 minutes worth.
The one thing you don't bring is guaranteed to be the one you wish you had the most.
For the horde!
More like "suck of the draw".
Also handy in a hailstorm, if you can stand the noise.
...Because everything is bigger there.
The most groinally violent hit of the 2010s!
Definitely not a teaser. Nope.
Last one in this series for a while, we promise.
I get more stuff cleaned this way.
Urban cred is inversely proportional to your accuracy.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
Just keep on rollin'
If he'd played a Memnite, I would have hanged myself.
They do say it's mightier than the sword.
Andy Week 1/3
Andy Week 2/3
Andy Week 3/3
When we said we wouldn't do more, that may not have been strictly accurate. We were in the area.
In unrelated news, our new shirts are shipping.
...As if you couldn't guess.
Available everywhere.
I can stop anytime I want.
!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
But in all seriousness, we have a Google Wave document packed with ideas.
I really spoil that boy.
Not gonna lie, I did this one in a hurry. Dohohohohhho...
Of my cardsleeves, I'm very... Protective.
Excessive gloating counts as passing priority. Also, Jace singles really do retail for around $80usd. Foils can hit $150.
Alex has two haircuts: On and off.
Nepotism beats qualifications any day. But seriously, stop hiring incompetent workers just because you like them personally.
KITTY
Splash.
Punchline unnecessary.
This is why you always go to the Genius Bar. They're better at hiding things like that.
One should always think through every step of the process.
Anointed antacid tablets are probably the better choice here.
It's less awkward this way.
Update schedule? What update schedule?
At least it was a clean toilet.
Seriously now, don't do it.
Administer directly to face. Each tablet contains 100mg wharrgarbl. Do not operate heavy machinery while using this product.
Side-effects include: kidney failure.
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time.
Well, it's one way to avoid corporate branding.
"Are you sure? You're messing with me again, aren't you?"
Crapshots is back, and we know where all the hot boys are at.
Who wants to drive themselves? Chumps, that's who.
Always check before you sit down.
Alex is a modern day Bieber.
You can stand under my umberella-ella-ella.
"What's up followers, BishopKing here with the hot new moves!"
Your tax dollars at work.
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Always get the right tool for the job.
Get in. It'll be great.
The best display of hacksmanship you've ever seen.
He knows others, but they aren't as deadly.
Playing Magic isn't always so simple.
The plight of the modern woman.
What day did you have? You lost.
He was too beautiful to live.
Without enforcement, it's a slippery slope.
I got EXACTLY what you asked for.
Everybody's looking for love.
Don't worry, I've done this two or three times before.
There's something about one of you...
Trust me, I can read this perfectly.
We used to be really close and just lost touch.
I don't see why everyone has a problem with them...
How do we keep finding ourselves in these situations?
So... do I bring an umbrella or not?
Is this what you want? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
It's everything you'd ever want, and more.
Art is a powerful thing.
It's not that weird. Your thing is weirder.
Eat the whole thing or no desert!
Some players are just not okay with this.
The service has been all downhill since Genie Con 04'
It endless problem, me never know when party happen.
Paul is no mere man.
This is gonna take a while...
Can I get a refund on this genie?
How does this keep happening!?
Some men will pay any price for fame.
It's not as fun as cats make it seem.
Some people just have better Magic cards than you.
Harry meets a friend.
Every girl needs a friend.
It's the only thing you need, really.
Most times you don't even need to pay this.
When it comes down it, this is our economy.
Packaged with care and love, it's the LRR way!
I've read the FAQ and I don't think this works.
I think you're playing a different game than me...
Or... the soundtrack at any rate.
Only slightly exaggerated from real life.
Well that's no reason to stop innovating.
Well that's no reason to skimp on Insurance.
Nothing excites marketers more than entirely new market space.
We need you in surgery like NOW.
This seemed brilliant initially.
Everyone plays differently.
All technology have own challenges.
Well it sure as hell belongs to SOMEONE, right?
Torg just can't handle all these amphibians...
But they were on saaaaale…
Look it not perfect system.
How did you even GET this number?
Professionals on closed sidewalks. Do not attempt.
Grab a bat and let's get TO this.
This was the ONLY way.
He has chosen you, and you will be hunted.
We should screen these guests.
Still available, act quickly!
I thought we'd discussed this...
Politeness will be the death of us all.
Sometimes you can't bounce back.
Sometimes you need to bring in a neutral third party to settle your crap.
Well, SOMEONE seems like they're in a good mood.
This is what happens when Cam and Kathleen brainstorm.
Trust me. I'm an English major.
Micromanagement, with a macro lens.
In the grim darkness of the mind...
Trust me this will be SO worth it.
Fool me once...
Alex's cheek must be getting sore by now.
Sire, I really need to get a straight answer out of you this time.
Allo you beauties, would you like be to AMAZED!?
Is your mind not encompassed by wonder?
We need to maybe learn some real magic.
At least her hearts in the right place. Kinda.
This will never get old, as a business plan.
Next week, let me show you my double cluck.
Necessity is also the mother of dumb ideas.
We've all learned something today.
Look, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page.
Sir, I don't have time for this today.
We care about you. Broadly speaking.
This explains an awful lot about history.
I didn't enlist for this.
Not a lot left on the cutting room floor this time.
I'm always messing this up, sorry.
LoadingReadyRun, always ready for anything.
My money's on the weird one.
This is what happens when everyone has Reliquary Tower.
Beej makes a lot of "improvements" around the Moonbase.
We'll give James this... he's clever.
Nobody wants this. Why would I want this?
You gotta keep control of your intellectual property.
Stirring. Invigorating. Inspiring. Snappy.
Always read the fine print. ALWAYS.
Watch your language very carefully.
We're very respectful of his distinct heritage.
I feel it in my bones.
You can leave your hat on. Please.
We're gonna need another ruling on this.
Saves on dice and notepads.
You can just barely hear the klezmer music...
Write this down. It won't be on the exam, but do it anyway.
Once more, from the beginning.
See, without being seen.
Why do I keep giving out this number?
The scourge of a complete breakfast rolls on.
The questions you must ask yourself.
Voices that must be heard.
Dude, just set a reminder or... SOMETHING.
This power... is the greatest.
Lemme check my shells.
This deodorant really WILL help you get girls.
I sent away for a book on this, trust me.
I thought they had algorithms for this!
Every new Yarnham hunter should listen up.
They'll figure out a way to fix this one of these days.
I think those things are weighted.
Heck yeah, bro! I'm all about it!
Bones can apparently feel a lot of weird things.
I must spread this good word.
You gotta be hungry in line of work.
We'll never catch him again.
Television always finds the most qualified people for the job.
We've planned this perfectly.
Let's get a better look at you...
You will talk, simple as that.
More unpleasant games of Magic: The Gathering.
Criminals on the cutting edge of smuggling technology.
It's really about what's best for you.
Krog always ahead of curve.
You're going to love this.
There's awards for this now.
This is why it's so hard to keep up-to-date.
Sometimes you gotta have fun with it.
Personal security very high importance.
Sometimes bad things not only on net.
Krog enjoy the better fidelity this bring.
Diabetes is a real threat here.
Good things come to those who wait.
Sweet talks worth sharing.
Krog take net access seriously.
I hear the jet black is amazing too.
There are no mistakes, only bad QA to blame on the testers.
Some days you just gotta keep digging.
FNM dreams kept them down in the mines
High reward, high risk.
Boxnard got that fresh new c-board.
Gotta keep your traders in order.
Or was it the humidity? Well, SOMETHING got him.
Sometimes you have to move outside your comfort zone.
It was like this for all of us, right? RIGHT??
Ski on down to Dave's for this amazing deals.
You can probably still keep using it though. [Co-Written by the Attendees at our ConBravo 2015 Panel!]
This is a hell of a racket HGTV have going...
We are committed to pizza. Super committed.
Old classics fall apart under scrutiny.
Dude, keep it at home.
Know what you're getting into.
Some of the perks have drawbacks.
When push comes to shove...
Lunch break should be a time to relax.
That feel when the package you've been waiting for finally arrives.
90s kids will remember.
Hard-hitting news today on Action9. [Written live at PAX Prime 2015 with the audience at our panel]
Maybe it's time for a new therapist.
Every delivery can be a special delivery if you try enough.
Sir? Please stop talking over me, sir.
Just a casual wander through an average gaming stream.
We've all watched this guy. Some of us ARE this guy.
Some people just can't stop themselves.
These commercials really speak to me.
These things are legitimately dangerous.
Presented is 100% how this works, and everyone knows it.
Not all regenerations are created equal.
When you explain time simply, it all makes sense.
Alex loves the post-Halloween sales.
Believe, whatever it is you enjoy, you're doing it wrong.
In fact, all dairy products...
Never trust Johnny with random cables.
Beej is on a networking mission.
Help is always required, across space and time.
All things must pass, thankfully.
His cellar is particularly well stocked.
"Where do you get your ideas from?"
And don't you dare bruise it.
The sport of kings... and their dogs.
Even a bro's gotta have priorities.
Welcome to the stream, everyone!
It's important to announce your intentions.
Technology only fails you when you expect too much of it.
Play every game to maximum efficiency!
The Santa, seen here, is one of nature's great mysteries.
It's always a privilege to see a master at work.
One must be willing to suffer for their decadence.
Everyone has a thing. Your's are probably weirder.
This is why we pay top-dollar for health care.
Moonbase MkIII might take longer to sort out than we thought.
Farewell to Moonbase MkIII.
For a more civilized age.
It's always good to earn your keep.
Some weekends we just have to make do with what we can get.
Saying goodbye is the hardest thing.
So close, you can almost smell the cards.
All you have to do is get your hedrons in a row.
It's so hard to get the bartender to notice you.
Procrastination never hurt anyone...
Listen to me you bastard...
With great 'stache...
When you don't know what to order...
I'm not gonna flip it, YOU flip it.
Have you heard of all these great new Magic formats??
Must be nice for you.
Hey you rascals, zip on down!
You gotta watch your language around THESE cops.
Siri can do amazing things.
Please give generously, to your LGS.
This is the best tabletop accessory I've ever bought!
Some people are just innately better players.
When the game doesn't cooperate, all you can do is accept your fate.
He always rings twice, you know.
We've all had similar conversations, right?
The Badlands are a scary place...
I'm sorry I asked.
This new build just doesn't work like the old ones.
Do you hear that??
Always consult a professional, and no, Google is not a professional.
Always good to get a second opinion. Mostly. Probably.
Working for the secret service isn't always that exciting.
Stretching is always important.
Know your 'walkers.
Okay, and... and where's the bathroom?
For all your wood.
Krog not trust Torg's fancy new ideas.
What up, get in here for the sickest tips & tricks.
Sometimes Krog have deep thoughts.
And furthermore, sir, have you read any good books lately?
Krog have plan to get Torg back out there.
Alex is always coming up with new ideas.
Obey all posted signage.
Torg has a problem with his new cave.
Philanthropy comes in all shapes.
This man needs to be stopped. (Written with our audience at PAX East 2016)
Another episode public TV's beloved gardening show.
This is an intense line of questioning.
Sounds like a great time to get in on the market.
It's amazing, the power that a tiny face can have.
Public TV's premiere gardener is back with more tips!
Maybe Krog's latest invention a mistake...
James made a promise, he should expect the consequences.
We can help... if we feel like it.
Everyone favourite spokesman is back with another installment of What's Going On, In My Town!
Pokémon GO is good news for more than just the people who play it.
He's on location with the latest infomation on What's Going On, At My Beach.
Google's always at the forefront of tech.
Spice up your evenings with Picanté.
This was actually exactly what I needed.
All we knows, it's reaaaaal big.
When you just can't be bothered to write it yourself.
The secret is out!
Different groups had different expectations for this game.
The only way to enjoy your birthday.
Everyone just calm the hell down.
Let's learn about old media!
Always be honest with the cops.
I'm just looking for this dang hat. [Written with our panel audience at ConBravo 2016]
Video gaming, and so it goes.
He's back, and he's got more sauce.
It's always the last place you look.
Stare into his eyes and he will help.
Typography is an important part of our history.
Just shout "no!"
Just grab slug off that pipe and pull some fog.
Sometimes the spirits aren't that helpful.
The last of a dying breed.
Spirits gotta eat.
I wouldn't open that if I were you.
Trolling from beyond the grave.
Wednesday is our weekly Job Fair.
Whatever you do, don't search the table.
It's valuable?
It could be anything!
Thin your paints.
Everything old is still unpleasant.
They are there to help when the job seems too big.
The bedroom is a mysterious place.
Learn the correct way to turn pig into pork!
The Magi never had these problems.
Merry Christmas from Boxnard!
This is exactly why we have that satellite truck.
Card games finally pay off.
Everyone has just bold plans.
Keeping up with the new meta is a real challenge.
Whatever they are, you should probably pack them up.
It's good to have friends.
Gotta optimize your uptime!
I want this produced EXACTLY as spoken.
I mean, I'd at least want to watch coverage of this.
It's certainly one way of doing things.
Greg is finally ready to harvest his latest crop!
I knew I paid the premium for a good reason.
The biggest contracts bring out the most ambitious contractors.
You might want to take notes.
You know, I think this pitch is growing on me...
I get dehydrated from all the grunting.
I don't know if this is even slightly within our budget.
Proper password security is super important.
One of these is going to work.
Follow these simple steps to use your switch.
Greg's going to take care of your lawn.
I was sure somebody had written this down somewhere.
Written live on stage, with our audience at PAX South 2017.
Kathleen got an amazing deal.
You're gonna love taking a rip of this.
And what do YOU want to be when you grow up?
Maybe the sharing economy was a mistake.
Relax, you've earned it.
It's like NONE of you are sticking to keikaku.
Luckily, everyone always agrees on all slang. [Written with our audience at PAX Aus 2016]
This idea didn't even seem that great on paper, to be honest.
I didn't even make this mess.
I have a problem I need to talk to you about.
Millennials just don't communicate the same way.
If you have friends, you need this. End of story.
The ongoing struggle for metal bands.
We all craft in our own way.
Sheets about to get real.
Well, I certainly have no memory of you watching this video.
Sir, I assure you this is important.
Stick around, you might learn something.
It's the same in any language.
Hints here, get yer pro hints here!
Millions and billions of sick burns.
How am I going to get back to posting dank memes??
Kiss my asteroids.
I got this weird sense of deja vu...
Axe 2.0 still not perfect system.
I like it free and legal.
Take a seat champ, let's talk about genitals.
Try this one neat trick!
We think this new version will bring the upgrade everyone has been waiting for.
Are utilities included?
This happens EVERY time.
You need ceramic space shuttle tiles to protect from this burn.
It very disruptive.
When you need a real pick-me-down...
Pull in and up, like a J.
Torg need to get in on latest craze.
OMG, this test just KNOWS me.
You've probably never heard of it. At least I hope not.
Just let me say this...
Squeeze harder to find out more.
Cure what ails you!
Some people need more frequent support.
Thank for listen.
A simple home retrofit.
Directly demonstrating the reason for any lull in Crapshots, and also to show off.
All these dishes gotta go somewhere.
It's a more useful room than you might think.
Oh THAT'S what that thing is for.
Discoveries are made.
Setting benchmarks is important.
Back with a bang.
Perfectly normal Crapshot here, nothing unusual to see.
They are very thorough.
I don't think you've thought this through.
This isn't even my final offer.
I'd much prefer a bird.
Hey, do you have a minute?
We're bad at celebrating these things.
Due process is exhausting.
Ruthless efficiency is what you pay for.
And yet we STILL can't go three Shahrazad's deep.
They're just really keen.
Life goes on.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs".
Important information year-round: know your werebeast.
Maybe the problem isn't the character limit?
I've only heard good things about these.
Welcome back to the Love Connection, where we'll learn all about today's guests.
Let me just get a handle on all these permanents.
Part of this compleat breakfast.
Delicious and creamy!
Greg is here to give you some holiday plant-giving ideas.
It's taken a long time to get here—glad we didn't waste it.
We only brew single-origin here.
It's the hottest new game around!
His service is... unforgettable.
It's the hottest new thing, I assure you.
All around me are familiar faces...
Why has this detergent eating craze swept the Internet?
Pretty sure we understand how this all works.
The most dastardly of puzzles.
Death is inevitable.
She whispered the secrets of the universe into my kneecaps and led me to a forbidden pool where we bathed under the light of a shameful god.
Kathleen definitely gives you cool essence.
This store is extremely stacked.
Is this the Scouts' new racket?
We inspected the coffee afterwards to ensure this was a legitimate run.
Today on the stream, unexpected spoops.
Never skip stomach day.
Eventually, I'll be the rich one!
Other sounds include: Gentle keyboard, high end dishwasher, efficient flossing...
We finally clear this one up for you.
The hardcore drink for hardcore players!
This certainly affects you or someone you love.
Top quality educational professionals.
It's the new craze!
Crystal clear audio fidelity.
Springtime marketing!
There's a plan out there for almost everyone.
Proper nutrition is important.
He'll get you out of hot and/or muddy water.
This affliction coming to you live between 6 and 9 am weekdays!
You can get almost anything on Amazon.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
The most epic trilogy ever created... Except for Star Wars I guess.
Oh that? Just throw it in the drawer.
Sometimes it's in the first place you look.
A tail as old as time...
It's extremely durable.
Sometimes you just have to conscript the fungus.
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor human body parts...
There are a lot of efficiencies to be found...
So many demands, so little time.
There's an international relations policy out there for everyone.
It's important to let others know what your wishes are.
What a deal.
Be careful when you're playing this game.
He's running a very sophisticated simulation.
So many childhood memories, so little time.
Contract law is a hell of a thing.
He's certainly in the details.
Lemme Smash.
Filmmaking has many challenges.
Vague, but accurate.
It's very cultural.
If you skip, it's just gonna be there next time you go to the kitchen.
Everyone's an expert.
It's important to have your paperwork in order.
I'm sure this is good for something.
Don't judge his lifestyle.
It's peaceful down here.
Premiering this fall...
Sometimes you have a vision.
Same old same old?
Trust me, this works every time.
On second thought, I fail to find.
Things are best with a friend.
Finally, everything you've ever wanted.
I've been looking for this for ages!
It's good to diversify your diet.
Merg ideas like Krog ideas but less friendly.
Sure, blame the dead guy.
I smell betrayal. Or barbecue. One of those.
No slide into me DMs.
Traitors will quake at the thought of me.
Is stream down for everyone?
Hey there, sport.
It's delicious but the mustard makes it slippery.
The job ain't glamorous, but it's necessary, probably.
Don't hog it man, pass it to the left.
This week on Sensei's Divining Talk, a new modern deck that's taking one LGS by storm.
It's important to use proper names for things, minerals and people.
We've got something real special today!
Wait until you see Krog's whole lecture series.
The message will get through.
Not all ghosts are bad folks.
It's a place to drink things made of grapes and/or lead!
It's not the weirdest theory we've seen.
It's all in the huge, unblinking eyes.
Careful what you wish for.
A defining moment for all Canadians.
I've heard a lot about this, I think I'm ready.
It's the most annoying time of the year.
I've seen everything I need to know.
Handy tips to improve your landscaping.
How many sits you done?
You're never too old to learn a new... +1/+1 counter.
You're not fooling me again, Nathan.
It's important to take your time
Getting lots of support today.
Sorry we missed you.
Instructions unclear... eradicated all life.
600 episodes in, we've finally solved it.
How says our AI overlords don't love Christmas?
It takes a special kind of eye...
We've found some efficiencies...
This year, give them the gift they really want.
Gotta start 'em young!
After 10,000 years, we're finally free!
New Year's Resolutions are all about motivation.
Less scary, more inconvenient.
Challenge your mind and your body.
It makes sense once you think about it.
Who let Kathleen have sugar?
My problems surround me.
Exciting news from the LRR store!
So many bespoke settings, so many player complaints.
If this works it'll save me so much time.
It's a "fine" blend of many varietals.
They put those words on loading screens for a reason you know.
Time to take up a non-internet pastime.
Don't worry friend, I got you!
James is prepared.
We're here until we get it right, damn it!
Let me tell you a tale.
That's just what Canadians call it.
When you underestimate the training.
It's your civic duty.
Never miss out on your seasonal sickdays again!
It's the workplace secret tech!
Follow your dreams.
An important PSA from The Canadian Weed Board / Un important message d'intérêt public de La Commission Canadienne du Pot.
It's time to roll some initiative.
It's not our job to figure out what is and what isn't heresy. We're busy.
Some exciting new developments!
Roll Call!
Invasive species are a serious problem.
What are the odds?
Life is much easier in the home of the future!
I assure you, something will happen.
You're gonna need every kind of die for this.
Something we see everyday.
Back in my day, you were lucky to get a warm lager.
Firmest brassieres north of the Mississippi!
The original ruleset is exhaustive.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Briefly Brian here with a brief update.
It's changed my life.
Phil is always there for you.
It can't be reasoned with. It can't be bargained with.
It slaps.
Any time's a good time to play.
We can all agree on cheese.
Taking selfies is hard.
Just like the good old days.
Just wash your hands afterwards.
He’s been waiting for this.
Death is just the first step.
Twice a day.
Not for recreational use.
Tis the Season.
Peppermint, peppermint candy cane. Red and white and sweet.
It's that time of year again.
Hindsight is 20/20.
But at what cost?
Tying up loose ends.
Satisfaction is not always guaranteed.
Beggars can't be choosers in the wasteland.
Customer Service at its finest.
You spin me right round, baby.
It's important to be professional.
oh no...
Wash your hands.
Click.
He did 8 years of medical school for a reason.
Get yourself something... nice?
Sometimes it’s not your neighbours’ fault.
Keep it up and you'll go all the way... to Regionals.
Whaddya mean Cobb Salad?!
But maybe next week.
Greg shares some thoughts on revitalizing your garden!
That's the noise it's suppose to make.
Cleanup in aisle nine.
Turns out subs are better than dubs.
Greg tries eating... ultra-local.
Video description lives in this space.
We get it. You Vent.
Brought to you by GardenPro Professional Gardening Tools. #NotARealSponsor
So... what are we doing?
It does, doesn't it?
Start small; there's no need to take giant steps.
Time to get real.
So many options!
Everything's a challenge these days.
