Because, really, know one wants to exit because they met their fate at the hands of one of these things.
Grown ups who complain about Star Wars need to come to terms with a few things... Also, Abrams better not screw this up. Make sure you watch the end of the video for a special message from Katy.
The real reason the new 'World War Z' movie is in trouble. Zombies are terrible villains. Make sure you watch the end of the video for a special message from Soren.
Like Cody will ever beat Katy in a debate.
Starfox starsucks.
Hope you and your family had a great Wrestlemania Weekend
Kids movies are all sorts of screwed up.
Who want's to compare genitial compatibility?
Yeah, I would have sex with a Robot
Ok, hear us out on this one... The refs are like the super-ego, imposing society's rules on a player's id so he doesn't wreck himself or his jerky, drunken fans.
Video game violence causes video game violence.
Everybody be careful, this is a Today's Topic. Everybody be careful, this is a Today's Topic.
Is Aaron Sorkin writing for this show? Featuring Saturday Night Live's Noel Wells. http://www.youtube.com/user/noelkristi
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If a movie has a wizard, chances are he's the biggest jerk around.
Exactly where did two talking mice come from anyway?
The picture of you doing that kegstand with your pants down in the middle of church may very well save humanity.
Your instrument is impotent!
LET ME FINISH!
It's like Sonic is the embodiment of 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings.'
Turns out these movies might be a little deeper than we first suspected.
SPOILER ALERT (for those of you who haven't watched history yet).
Which is unfortunate because this is easily better than 'Prisoner of Azkaban.'
All you armchair oceanographers are putting good people in the poorhouse.
We still don't have the three seashells...
Because why would aliens come to this hellhole anyway?
Everything's better when you think it's 'Dirty Dancing.'
Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway.
Make sure you go out and annoy your server today!
Jim Henson, you sly devil.
We are all Ron Swanson.
"I'm trying to talk about serious issues and you bring up cartoons!"
Because, honestly, they don't need anymore money.
And you should totally feel bad for pulling for them.
This movie is more horrifying than we thought initially.
Seriously, Return of the King is the worst one.
Imagine the relief!
Yes, even the Pokemon Universe has a dark and screwed up side.
CON AIR! CON AIR?
Can someone diagram this shit out for us?
It's almost scary how well this game knows us.
Look, 'Piranha II' was his best film. Just deal with it.
Marky Mark is an evil genius.
Or: How Tolkein Just Ripped Off History.
Because an accurate cop show would be totally boring.
For all our sakes, it's time to put this sexy, sexy man out to pasture.
Basically, we're all a bunch of baby birds trying to get already-eaten food from impossibly curvy women. It's science.
Aladdin pretty much spells it out in song and dance what a shady conman he actually is. But, hey, he has a goofy monkey sidekick and turned Genie into a slave, so just forget about all that nonsense. If we're being honest, Princess Jasmine might be better off with Jafar..
Carmen Sandiego does everything Indiana Jones does, plus she's educated way more kids than he has. And she's probably killed, like, 100 times more Nazis as well.
It turns out the Mad Max-type future is going to be loaded six-shooters, mustaches, and wide-brimmed hats.
Titanic Ending Fan Theory: If Rose didn't bang Jack, the mediocre artist, in the back of a luxury town car was, she wouldn't have damned her soul to an eternity along with all the people she killed.