Welcome to Last Resort! The podcast where billionaire jet-setters, Eat, Pray, Lovers and a family of five looking for a nice getaway can tune in to get the inside scoop on the goings-on of the 124th best off-beach Gulf Coast vacation spot in the beautiful US of A -- Subtle Shores Resort and Buffet.Hello! We're manager Skip and sea captain Sidney Powell, singer Croonin' Dwanye Newman, and handyman Joe "Drop Cloth" Young. On our very first podcast episode, we go around the horn (trumpet sound, joking) and share a little bit about ourselves. We discuss r/SkipFreakouts, Joe's double bankruptcy, and Dwayne's contribution to the Pepto Bismol jingle. Stay tuned for what parts of the resort are closed this week, one of which directly impacts our location residing 300 feet off an 80 mph interstate. Thanks for listening!
This is a big week for Subtle Shores! Our new business consultant has arrived and has a lot of notes. We address the customer complaints such as the in-room coffee vending machines and an Opposite Day-installed sprinkler system. Skip asks for some guidance for his son's (Dennis the Lunatic) misbehavior and Dwayne shares feedback on his episode of Botched. And for the sake of transparency, we decide to each share our line-item budgets.
Welcome back everyone! We're just 4 weeks away from the grand re-opening of the Subtle Shores Offshore Casino. Skip walks us through how shooting a commercial for the resort went and Drop Cloth describes filming TikToks of Dwayne's jingles.Later, Sidney contemplates hiring the pirates who have been looting the company boat. We also have a heated debate about accepting sponsorships to support the casino and end with some promo pitches. REMINDER: Kids eat free before 5 AM!