I get that those planes hitting the towers that morning was a big deal and all, but it was no excuse for everybody to ignore my freshly frosted tips. Walk and chew gum, people.
Thank your lucky stars that a real president like George W. Bush was around back then to keep our precious tritium reserves out of the hands of the terrorists.
Traveling back to 2003 to wake you up inside while catching sperm and reminiscing about the comedic reign of Dane Cook.
Throwin' back to 2004 when Conan's thighs were juicy, the Catholic church got kinky, and Monday's still sucked.
Pastafarian Prayer: Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns.
Don't fret Jon. I'll totally let you borrow my PS5! SIKE.
In this episode we travel back to 2007 & look back at Ryan's days on the clothing optional farm. Some co-op photos provided by Meg Seidel
If you think Dubbya ducking that shoe was impressive, you should see all the war crimes charges he's dodged. BOOOOOOMM! Take that you obscenely wealthy, untouchable political scion!
1 pound dried black-eyed peas (fresh or canned black-eyed peas can be substituted) 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 6 ounces pork shoulder, diced into 1/2-inch cubes 4 strips thick sliced bacon, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 medium onion, small diced 4 garlic cloves, sliced 1 1/2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon garlic powder 4 cups chicken stock 2 cups water 3 bay leaves Hot-pepper vinegar, as desired If using dried black-eyed peas, put them in a large pot and cover with about 4 inches of water. Soak the peas overnight, then drain the water and rinse. Alternatively, you can "quick-soak" the peas by bringing them and the water to a boil for 2 minutes. After this, remove them from the heat, cover the pot and soak the peas for 1 hour. Then, drain and rinse the peas. Heat the oil in a large pot over medium-high heat. When the oil is shimmering, add the pork. Sear until the pork is browned on all sides, 4 to 5 minutes. Add the bacon, onion and garlic to the pot and cook, stirring, until the onion and garlic are lightly browned, about 6 to 8 minutes. Add the salt, black pepper, cayenne and garlic powder. Cook until the entire mixture is coated with the spices, about 2 minutes. Pour in the stock and water and drop in the bay leaves. Bring the mixture to a boil, then reduce the heat and simmer, covered, for about 30 minutes. When the pork begins to fall apart, add the prepared peas to the pot and simmer until the peas are very soft, about 1 to 1 1/2 hours
It's my last description before break and I'm f*cking tired so just imagine something here about Jacob's wiener, then pepper in a few "Just the Ten of Us" references and you're basically there.
When the OJ verdict finally came in, the kids in my high school were so shocked that they stopped giving me a pink belly for six whole seconds before pantsing me and tossing my Farscape novelization into the toilet.
Ah, 1996. 7th Heaven taught us how to love, Suddenly Susan taught us how to laugh, and a bottle of Herbal Essences taught a young Bones to be careful choosing what to beat off with in the shower.
Was 1997 the peak of disgusting, bloated, wonky, rock-hard fake tiddies, or do I need to adjust the dial on this time machine?
In 1998, Will Smith dominated the airwaves, releasing three hit singles, topping the previous year in which he released two teaspoons of what would eventually become Jaden.
Oh yeah, smart guy? Well, if Y2K never happened then why have I been drinking my own filtered urine in this bunker for the past 23 years?
Now, I'm not saying Train's 2000 hit "Meet Virginia" is the ONLY reason they flew those planes into the towers. "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down wasn't doing us infidels any favors either.