Pack your gear and hook a worm Fill that cooler full of beer Grab a rod and hold it firm 'Cause now's the perfect time of year To mothafuckin' fish right in that mothafuckin' water And muthafuckin' catch um on your muthafuckin' hook Or just pull out the dynamite and muthafuckin' slaughter Tons of fishy muthafuckas so now we gonna fuckin' book Three sweet first class fuckin tickets down to muthafuckin' Europe 'Cause today we're Euro fishing without a muthafuckin' care Michael, Geoff, and Little J are gonna muthafuckin' stir up All these muthafuckin' waters so you best not fuckin' dare Try to fight back, bite back, or tail whack you sad sack Muthafuckin fishes because now's the fuckin' time For us to sit back, fish track, wisecrack and attack All your muthafuckin asses and just hot damn it feels sublime