FINALLY reloading the OG Roast Turkey.
PSL* Sweet Potato Pie (*Pumpkin Spice Latte)
The standing rib roast. Even if it ain't prime, it's the meat that makes any day a holiday.
Because, Santa is intolerant.
Because, icing makes literally everything better.
Carbonara for breakfast? YES.
The primordial ooze from which all (culinary) life springs.
Alton Brown explores the history of hot cocoa, from ancient Mesoamerican beverages to modern mixes. Learn to make homemade hot cocoa mix and perfectly fluffy marshmallows from scratch. The detailed instructions cover toasting milk powder and achieving ideal marshmallow texture.
Thunder lizards and high-quality meat pounding.
Some love for the goodest boys and girls.
Alton Brown Coo... erm.. MIXES BOOZE!
Stop stressing. Here is *exactly* what you are going to do for Valentine's Day this year. Also, are those zip ties in his mouth? Yup. This one has sticky syrup, spatula slapping and cheeky innuendo for days. STRAP IN FOLKS. UPDATE: Mrs. Brown (Elizabeth) neither endorses nor condones AB's mildly unhinged kinkiness herein. Upon viewing this video she simply replied: "Pfffffft, you wish."
