An ironic look at commercial attitudes to Open Source software.
A video review of a cheap rip-off of Sony's PSP games system.
A video review of a cheap rip-off of Nintendo's DS games system.
Bunny loves carrots!
A video review of the Gamestation, a cheap video game unit in the shape of Sony's original Playstation.
A Dalek attempts to renew his house insurance.
Review of a poorly implemented multimedia device.
Second part of the MP4 Player review - a comparison between a full video file, and the video file as displayed by the MP4 Player.
A rundown of some old knock-off Street Fighter II toys.
Parody of Sony's appalling (and now defunct) fake fansite, www.alliwantforxmasisapsp.com
This parody contains adult situations and scenes of a very naughty nature. So, y'know, don't saw I didn't warn you.
A review of a horrible LCD home version of Out Run, made in 1989.
I apologise in advance.
Watch as I try - and fail - to work out the Barcode Battler with no instructions! New drinking game: Take a shot every time I say "Right," and "...or something." Alcohol poisoning may ensue.
Review of Karting Grand Prix, a 1988 game for the Atari ST.
A brief review of an alternate POPstation. And a FIENDISH PUZZLE, which has now been solved.
Crikey, it's been 3 years since I made this. About time I put it on YouTube. Apologies for the jerkiness but this wasn't originally designed for video encoding of this type.
A cheap video game system that looks like a PS3! Oh joy. The ticking noises throughout the video are made by drinking guinea pigs. Sorry.
Alternate version of the Neo Double Games. Thanks to Chris G. for letting me film in his bedroom with the horrible wallpaper.
Check out "Gunstorm by Steven McLachlan" on the YouTube channel "Cornutopia." GO ON THEN.
The games with the amazing invisible screens!
Sequel to Poor Monkey, now presented for the first time in YouTube-o-vision! This is now over 3 years old. How time flies.
Actually, less a review and more of an expose! Of an ancient Atari ST game.
Finally, it's the "Chintendo" Vii! Although this export model eschews the word 'Chintendo' and has a less Wii-like case.
Overview of the VC-1 'Virtual Console' cartridge. I wasn't planning to upload this to YouTube as it's a bit lightweight, but people are stealing the video for their own accounts.
I was 'tagged' by a chap called TheBorzoi. Mad props! And stuff.
A short animation I produced a couple of years back. I had a series planned but it proved unpopular, so only two episodes were made. I liked it though.
The return of one of the most iconic characters from British kids TV...
My action figure attempts to discover the game you can end the quickest...
A very gentle introduction to the world of everyone's favourite childhood nightmare. He may not be on children's TV anymore, but he's still about.
More quick game overs. Also, the introduction of the reality-distorting helmet!
Yum! (Now let's see how many comments predictably reference "The Cake is a Lie"...)
I feel SO ill right now.
I fought the controls, and the controls won. (Playing this back I noticed that the triangles slow down the closer they get to the line, thus making timing even more difficult.)
They don't make 'em like this any more!
This got stuck in my brain, and wouldn't leave until I made it appear on the screen.
Just when you thought it was safe to play knock-offed video games - the POP Station architecture returns to gnaw away at your sanity.
Oh no! A news update! But how else can I reach you, O best beloved, when e'en now the wind only carries the words of video blogs?
Trivia: Noseybonk originally appeared in a TV show called Jigsaw. Irrelevance: Spain is not a verb.
Made for a competition. It ended up slightly longer than 2 minutes due to seasonal fluctuation. NB: The pen came from Ebay, and the manufacturer is unknown.
Like spectacles from another dimension. And yes, I did try looking at a stereogram through them, but I couldn't see anything and I felt a bit sick.
ZX-338A? Catchy!
Apologies for the sound quality - I was testing out a new camcorder and it seems to have the world's worst microphone. I have since burned it.
How did this run to 14 minutes? This is fan service? THIS IS SPARTA!
If it wasn't for disappointment I wouldn't have any appointments.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
Now the POP Station architecture is turned towards the Gameboy Advance SP. Is nothing sacred?
A review of a rubbissss sss ss SIGNAL INTERRUPTED
Some festive tat for your seasonal annoyance.
A lovely rundown of some of the games available for the Game King, the unpopular Chinese video game console.
We go Through the Tech Hole to discover what lurks inside the new 'Jasper' Chipset Xbox 360.
A POP Station with a 7 inch screen! Live the nightmare.
It's a vegetable special! And about time too.
It's a gaming revolution! Voice-over kindly provided by 'Guru' Larry Bundy Jr.
A rare change of scenery! Because I couldn't film in the old man's house this week.
The terror returns! Again! And also the sofa seems to turn different colours. Groovy.
If you understood more than one word in the title, then... You're lying.
A penny saved is a penny not put towards tat like this.
This video contains critical insight that some viewers may find overwhelming.
Many hats full of thanks to Davydd Grimm for the twit-o-music. Video washed out and the audio loses sync a few minutes in - time to go back to my old camcorder methinks!
Apologies for audio aberrations during the video - I foolishly didn't realise an unshielded microphone was right under my face.
Go forth and... er... watch! (Actually, best you listen as well.)
I've had supervisors who should have been quickly shot.
Worst Christmas ever. Again.
