If I Were a Carpenter

Dennis, Neville and Oz head for Germany, looking for work as bricklayers. They get work in Dusseldorf, but only two bricklayers are needed. Dennis makes out that Neville is a carpenter so that the trio can stay together. Neville isn't too happy with his work, since his carpentry skills are very limited. He decides to call it a day and head back home. That night, he goes out on the town and has too much to drink. He wakes up next morning with a tattoo on his arm, dedicated to someone named Lotte. He decides that he'll have to stay in Dusseldorf for the time being.

Kaverukset Dennis, Neville ja Oz lähtevät työnhakuun Saksaan, mutta muuraustöiden puutteessa Nevillen täytyy teeskennellä kirvesmiestä.