SON OF A GUN OF A GUN The Camp Swampy ceremonial breaks loose, rolls into Gen. Halftrack's office with Beetle and Cosmo hanging on. GERONIMO Gen. Halftracks has only a few days to train one of his platoons to parachute from 20 thousand feet. FOR OFFICERS ONLY Beetle and his pals want to go to the big dance. But it's for officers only, and Sarge is determined it'll stay that way. They try to sneak through the barbed wire, then a mine field. SGT. SNORKEL'S LONGEST DAY Sgt. Snorkel is getting so fat, he blows up like a balloon and takes off.