Bert travels to Utah to ride a Wicked Rollercoaster, become a human slingshot, and fly in a harness up to 143 feet in the sky.
Bert goes to Sandusky, Ohio to spend a day in the Cedar Point Amusement Park in order to go up against the challenge of riding 4 of the world's tallest and fastest rides in less than 1 hour.
Bert spends the day at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.
Bert travels to New Hampshire where he goes to Canobie Lake Park to have a try at power-kiting and the Mount Sunapee Slush Cup.
Bert flies to Tennessee to visit Dollywood to have a try at catfish grabbling in the Tennessee River and Smokey Mountain Speedpark's SkyScraper.
Bert heads to the Sunshine State to have a ride on 2 roller coasters and competes in a belly-flop competition.
Bert heads to the Wisconsin Dells to experience the world's largest unattached free-fall ride and some of America’s biggest and best waterslides.
Bert experiences 2 uphill water roller coasters, competes in a muddy drag race and joins a blobbing contest in Texas.
Bert tackles insane thrill rides Bizarro and Catapult at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in a greasy-pole contest.
Bert heads to Carowinds Theme Park to conquer 2 extreme coasters -- Intimidator and Afterburn -- then attempts Redneck Waterskiing.
Bert dares to ride the Boulder Dash in Bristol as well as the Alpine Slide in Vermont as he makes his way through New England. Then Bert travels to Maine for the eleventh annual North American Wife Carrying Championship.
Bert heads to Busch Gardens and Kings Dominion to tackle some of the meanest rides the parks have to offer. Bert attempts to conquer the Griffon and the Intimidator, the fastest coaster on the East Coast. He ends his trip donning a kilt in Doswell.
Bert travels to the sunshine state where he rides the world's only inverted dueling coaster at Universal Orlando. Next he's off to Wet N' Wild to take on the Bomb Bay and finally, Bert tests his wakeboarding skills at the annual Ski Rixen Amateur Open.
Bert heads to the sunny shores of Oahu for some water activities, Hawaiian-style. Bert checks out Wet'n'Wild, Hawaii's only water park. He then sets to North Shore to swim with sharks, and finally Bert takes a leap in the Paddleboard Cliff Jump Regatta.
Bert visits Six Flags Great Adventure and goes to the Tough Mudder competition.
Bert visits West Edmonton Mall and rides the Mindbender and the Bungee Tower and partakes in the 37th annual Toboggan race.
Bert goes to Six Flags Over Texas and rides Titan and Mr. Freeze and then goes to the Buddy Run and gets dirty.
Bert goes to Anchorage, Alaska to take part in the 76th annual Fur Rendezvous Festival.
Bert goes to Ruidoso Winter Park and to Angel Fire Resort to participate in the shovel races. Then he heads to the Radisson Hotel in Albuquerque, home of New Mexico's only indoor water park.
Bert goes to Phoenix, Arizona to face the rides at the Wet 'n' Wild water park.
Bert goes to Cancún, Mexico to ride the Double Space Bowl slide at Wet 'n' Wild, experiences the jungle attractions at Selvatica Adventure Kingdom in the Yucaton jungle, and competes in the Coral Beach Tubing Spectacular.
Bert goes to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to ride the Medusa and the Hammerhead, and heads to San Francisco, California to compete in the Bring Your Own Big Wheel event.
Bert goes to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari to ride the wooden rollercoaster, the Voyage, and the Wildebeest water coaster, and heads to Perfect North Slopes to compete in the Slush Pit Tubing Championships.
Bert goes to Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado.
Bert goes to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Knott's Berry Farm.
Bert goes to Shakopee, Minnesota to experience the rides at Valleyfair.
Bert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.
Bert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, a bungee jump from a bridge over the Cheakamus River, and a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.
Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."
Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.
Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.
Bert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.
Bert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.
Bert races an ATV over a mud pit at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run in Burtrum, Minnesota.
Can Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?
Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.
Bert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1,000-foot hill.
Bert gets to be a human guinea pig when he visits a ride-testing site in Utah; and he crushes cars in a military-grade tank during his time at an amusement park in Georgia.
Bert travels to Texas, where he rides boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions and faces his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.
Bert explores the best thrills of America's heartland, including a maniacally muddy 5km race.