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Season 1

  • S01E01 Utah

    • June 16, 2010

    Bert travels to Utah to ride a Wicked Rollercoaster, become a human slingshot, and fly in a harness up to 143 feet in the sky.

  • S01E02 Cedar Point

    • June 16, 2010

    Bert goes to Sandusky, Ohio to spend a day in the Cedar Point Amusement Park in order to go up against the challenge of riding 4 of the world's tallest and fastest rides in less than 1 hour.

  • S01E03 Las Vegas

    • June 23, 2010

    Bert spends the day at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.

  • S01E04 New Hampshire

    • June 30, 2010

    Bert travels to New Hampshire where he goes to Canobie Lake Park to have a try at power-kiting and the Mount Sunapee Slush Cup.

  • S01E05 Tennesee

    • July 7, 2010

    Bert flies to Tennessee to visit Dollywood to have a try at catfish grabbling in the Tennessee River and Smokey Mountain Speedpark's SkyScraper.

  • S01E06 Florida

    • July 14, 2010

    Bert heads to the Sunshine State to have a ride on 2 roller coasters and competes in a belly-flop competition.

  • S01E07 Wisconsin

    • July 21, 2010

    Bert heads to the Wisconsin Dells to experience the world's largest unattached free-fall ride and some of America’s biggest and best waterslides.

  • S01E08 Texas

    • July 28, 2010

    Bert experiences 2 uphill water roller coasters, competes in a muddy drag race and joins a blobbing contest in Texas.

  • S01E09 Massachusetts

    • August 4, 2010

    Bert tackles insane thrill rides Bizarro and Catapult at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in a greasy-pole contest.

  • S01E10 South Carolina

    • August 11, 2010

    Bert heads to Carowinds Theme Park to conquer 2 extreme coasters -- Intimidator and Afterburn -- then attempts Redneck Waterskiing.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Maine

    • April 3, 2011

    Bert dares to ride the Boulder Dash in Bristol as well as the Alpine Slide in Vermont as he makes his way through New England. Then Bert travels to Maine for the eleventh annual North American Wife Carrying Championship.

  • S02E02 Virginia

    • April 3, 2011

    Bert heads to Busch Gardens and Kings Dominion to tackle some of the meanest rides the parks have to offer. Bert attempts to conquer the Griffon and the Intimidator, the fastest coaster on the East Coast. He ends his trip donning a kilt in Doswell.

  • S02E03 Eastern Florida

    • April 10, 2011

    Bert travels to the sunshine state where he rides the world's only inverted dueling coaster at Universal Orlando. Next he's off to Wet N' Wild to take on the Bomb Bay and finally, Bert tests his wakeboarding skills at the annual Ski Rixen Amateur Open.

  • S02E04 Hawaii

    • April 17, 2011

    Bert heads to the sunny shores of Oahu for some water activities, Hawaiian-style. Bert checks out Wet'n'Wild, Hawaii's only water park. He then sets to North Shore to swim with sharks, and finally Bert takes a leap in the Paddleboard Cliff Jump Regatta.

  • S02E05 New Jersey

    • April 24, 2011

    Bert visits Six Flags Great Adventure and goes to the Tough Mudder competition.

  • S02E06 Alberta, Canada

    • May 1, 2011

    Bert visits West Edmonton Mall and rides the Mindbender and the Bungee Tower and partakes in the 37th annual Toboggan race.

  • S02E07 Eastern Texas

    • May 8, 2011

    Bert goes to Six Flags Over Texas and rides Titan and Mr. Freeze and then goes to the Buddy Run and gets dirty.

  • S02E08 Alaska

    • May 15, 2011

    Bert goes to Anchorage, Alaska to take part in the 76th annual Fur Rendezvous Festival.

  • S02E09 New Mexico

    • May 22, 2011

    Bert goes to Ruidoso Winter Park and to Angel Fire Resort to participate in the shovel races. Then he heads to the Radisson Hotel in Albuquerque, home of New Mexico's only indoor water park.

  • S02E10 Arizona

    • May 29, 2011

    Bert goes to Phoenix, Arizona to face the rides at the Wet 'n' Wild water park.

  • S02E11 Cancun

    • June 15, 2011

    Bert goes to Cancún, Mexico to ride the Double Space Bowl slide at Wet 'n' Wild, experiences the jungle attractions at Selvatica Adventure Kingdom in the Yucaton jungle, and competes in the Coral Beach Tubing Spectacular.

  • S02E12 San Francisco

    • June 22, 2011

    Bert goes to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to ride the Medusa and the Hammerhead, and heads to San Francisco, California to compete in the Bring Your Own Big Wheel event.

  • S02E13 Indiana

    • June 29, 2011

    Bert goes to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari to ride the wooden rollercoaster, the Voyage, and the Wildebeest water coaster, and heads to Perfect North Slopes to compete in the Slush Pit Tubing Championships.

  • S02E14 Colorado

    • July 13, 2011

    Bert goes to Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado.

  • S02E15 Los Angeles

    • August 7, 2011

    Bert goes to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Knott's Berry Farm.

  • S02E16 Upper Midwest

    • August 7, 2011

    Bert goes to Shakopee, Minnesota to experience the rides at Valleyfair.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Walk On Water

    • June 7, 2016

    Bert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.

  • S03E02 The Big Cheese

    • June 7, 2016

    Bert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, a bungee jump from a bridge over the Cheakamus River, and a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.

  • S03E03 Mind-Blowing Michigan

    • June 14, 2016

    Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."

  • S03E04 Bringing Home the Bacon

    • June 21, 2016

    Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.

  • S03E05 Mr. Universal

    • June 28, 2016

    Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.

  • S03E06 Colorado Canyon Swing

    • August 2, 2016

    Bert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.

  • S03E07 Bert & Gurney

    • August 2, 2016

    Bert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.

  • S03E08 Midwest Mud Fest

    • August 2, 2016

    Bert races an ATV over a mud pit at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run in Burtrum, Minnesota.

  • S03E09 Seeing Red

    • August 2, 2016

    Can Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?

  • S03E10 Bert's Biggest Splash

    • August 9, 2016

    Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.

  • S03E11 Running of the Balls

    • August 9, 2016

    Bert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1,000-foot hill.

  • S03E12 Beta Test

    • August 9, 2016

    Bert gets to be a human guinea pig when he visits a ride-testing site in Utah; and he crushes cars in a military-grade tank during his time at an amusement park in Georgia.

  • S03E13 Friday Night Heights

    • August 30, 2016

    Bert travels to Texas, where he rides boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions and faces his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.

  • S03E14 Barbecue and Barbed Wire

    • August 9, 2016

    Bert explores the best thrills of America's heartland, including a maniacally muddy 5km race.