Squidward and Squilliam have a lot in common - like a love for fine things, long noses, and even similar voices. Could there be an imposter among us? The Bikini Bottom Inquirer investigates....
Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer with Perch Perkins, bringing you all the latest news in Bikini Bottom! Tonight's top stories: local fry cook SpongeBob SquarePants and local star fish Patrick Star were found fighting in the buff, and a squirrel has been seen blasting into space in a rocket ship!
Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here’s today’s rundown: Intro + Top Stories; Community Poll: Most Handsome Man in Bikini Bottom; NEWSFLASH: Beware of These Pranks; Local Fry Cook and Unemployed Starfish’s Bare Brawl; Talking Squirrel Seen Flying a Rocket; Ghosts in Bikini Bottom; Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson, Bubble Bass, and DoodleBob; The Lurch Report: Exclusive Interview with a Ghost; BREAKING NEWS: The Krusty Krab is Haunted; Community Poll Results + Outro
Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here’s today’s rundown: Intro + Top Stories; Prom Expert or Prom Failure?; Meet DummyBob; The Lurch Report: Indoor Flash Flood Warning!; Now Available: Arm Shrinking Spray; #TheSpongeChallenge Dance Trend; Perch Phone: Community Responds to #TheSpongeChallenge; Outro + Stinger
Did SpongeBob's careless treatment of his pet snail really cause an explosion? How did a ROCK win a race? I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news!
A so-called "imaginary" disaster has hit Bikini Bottom, but should you actually be worried? What are the new Crazy Goggles doing to Patrick's eyes? I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news!
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Tonight we get an exclusive look at the worm-faced monster that's been terrorizing Bikini Bottom, an exposé on the Krusty Krabs new "secret" ingredient, and open up some fan mail! I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news.
Message mystery in Jellyfish Fields appears overnight without warning! Should you be scared? I'm Perch Perkins and these are today's top stories.
Could it be true? Has Bikini Bottom's number one fry cook been fired from The Krusty Krab? Plus, food is fighting back in Bikini Bottom! I'm Perch Perkins and here's the latest news from The Bikini Bottom Inquirer.
Tune into the Bikini Bottom Inquirer with Bikini Bottom's SECOND best reporter, Lurch Lurkens. Lurch gives you the latest on Perch Perkins new haircut! Well, kind of...
Breaking news! Looks like recent security camera footage reveals the true nature of the Bikini Bottom ghosts! What could be scarier than that? ????
Inanimate objects gaining sentience in Bikini Bottom.. Bubble Buddy? DoodleBob? Does this really have a connection to SpongeBob..? No comment.
Perch Perkins with the latest! A whale call linked to a flash flood? It couldn't be Pearl... right?
Here are the top stories from the Bikini Bottom Inquirer! This is the latest on lifeless mannequins, shrinking spray, and a viral dance challenge from Perch Perkins himself!
Here's the latest on the Bikini Bottom Inquirer with Perch Perkins! Learn 'the sponge' at your own risk. Who knew bouncing around uncontrollably would lead to so many injuries... ????
Here is the latest from the Bikini Bottom Inquirer! Perch gets an anonymous caller on his Perch phone about SpongeBob's dance. Meep... meep indeed.
A rock won the annual snail race?! Even beat Gary and Snellie? Check out the latest from the Bikini Bottom Inquirer, brought to you by Perch Perkins... for now at least!
