Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here’s today’s rundown: Intro + Top Stories; Prom Expert or Prom Failure?; Meet DummyBob; The Lurch Report: Indoor Flash Flood Warning!; Now Available: Arm Shrinking Spray; #TheSpongeChallenge Dance Trend; Perch Phone: Community Responds to #TheSpongeChallenge; Outro + Stinger