My New Years Resolution was to start an online project somewhere. Since my interests include both video games and video editing, this seemed like a logical option. Please let me know what you liked and didn't like so I can improve the quality of my videos. Thank you!
Still trying to get the process down of recording, writing, and editing. I think this one turned out okay, though. Feel free to clue me in on ways to improve! Thanks for watching!
So, this is kind of like a condensed "Let's Play" video. Instead of a scripted video, I did this commentary live, because a scripted Amnesia video sounds horribly lame. I think I actually played for about 30 minutes, maybe a little more, but I cut out all the parts of me just walking... especially since I walked so slowly. If you haven't played Amnesia, you totally should. I hate scary things, but it's still a great game. Enjoy hearing me freak out!
AKA: I never want to make a video on a JRPG again.
Ey, bada-bing bada-boom!
I took way too brickin' long on this one.
Because nostalgia.
Let's all pretend I released this closer to E3, okay?
By popular demand.
DECORATING!
Yabba dabba doo!
Umaguma z'bingai hoopy doo.
Lightning Round is a new format I'm trying out for games I can't make a full video on, but would like to share with you guys anyway. Each review will be just 2 minutes in length. This is something I haven't tried before, so I'd love to hear your feedback on it!
Accident!!
Moose skidoo, we can too! Support DRM-Free gaming (and avoid compatability issues) by buying Myst at GOG.com!!
The new Christmas tradition!
It's been a busy winter break (You can see the tired in my eyes!), but I just HAD to put a little something together for my one-year anniversary. To those who have been here since my MW3 video, those just stumbling onto my channel today, and everyone in between, I just wanted to say thanks. Enjoy the Top 5 haircuts in video games that I could think of off the top of my head, which was admittedly more difficult than I anticipated. This is why I write scripts. Also, goodbye hair. Lots of hair. It was seriously a lot of hair. Thanks again to everyone, and I hope this year is filled with even more fun than the last!
OoOooHHhHhh YEEEAAAHH!
I found this at GameStop for $5
Special thanks to my guest Yungtown!
All the fun of being stranded on a deserted island, without being stranded on a deserted island.
An episode without milk sounds pretty hard to swallow.
Special thanks to PeanutButterGamer for being my guest on this one!
Visit beautiful Mooseton today!
Just a quick video on a game I've been enjoying, lately.
Scoot Free.
Special thanks to Proton Jon for being my guest! You're all that!
Too scary! :'(!!!
Welcome back to the island, motherbrickers.
I enjoyed my time with the A Hat in Time prototype, so I decided to make a video to tell you guys about it!
I'm here to get you ready for all your future airport adventures.
I mean, "Bad" is in the title, so I guess I should have expected it.
professional video game journalism
This is a (2 minute) review of a game called The Stanley Parable. TRY THE DEMO (even if you've played the full game): http://www.stanleyparable.com/
I guess there's only one way... to find out.
I seriously finished this video mere hours before I had to be at the airport. Happy holidays, everyone!
2 minute review of the indie "sensation" Dinner Date! There is soup! Sorry for the audio in this, I had a couple problems with it, but did the best I could!
Gather 'round and listen to a tale 'bout some folks who just wanted to go west.
There's nothing like a good number two. Thanks to Greg from The Completionist for "helping" me out on this one!
Another day, another Myst re-release. But is this finally a re-release worth purchasing?
A new game that's all the rage.
Watch this video to cure your boardom.
To goat or not to goat?
Are you ready for a miracle?
Nothing to do?
Support me on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/brutalmoose
Toddler Simulator 2014
They say readingness is next to godliness.
Sex, drugs, rock and roll. Okay, maybe just sex.
Seriously, though, why is there so much porn?
A dairy adventure like no other.
I mall, you mall, we all mall for mall mall.
Come hear the timeless tale of the Game Senter.
Sonic finally dies.
Ian Plays a Sex Game 2: Electric Boobaloo
We're all stuntmen at heart.
Pajama Sam becomes a mature, well-adjusted adult.
BOOGIE TIME!
Ian becomes entrepreneurial.
Driving a truck. Driving a big 'ol truck.
For when you want to solve puzzles and contemplate your existence at the same time.
What's a banana?
Want to know what games I'm excited about? Well... watch the video, then.
The only true way to edit pictures is with Kid Pix.
Jimmy and I have a debate about blimps.
Ian takes a look at the FMV-filled game Psychic Detective and understands nothing.
DmC is a horrible title for a game, but is it still worth playing?
Ian peers into his future.
Can we build it? Nobody cares.
PBG's disembodied voice joins Ian as he tries to solve a lame mystery.
Because when you think about Mario, how can you NOT think about typing?
What am I doing with my life?
Ian finds out if he has what it takes to be the ultimate Survivor in Survivor: The Interactive Game.
Ian visits Island Peril even though he was THIS CLOSE to retirement.
Come visit scenic Money Town, and also maybe donate some money because we're broke.
Tomato tomato.
Ian explores the "hilarious" Myst parody game, Pyst.
Ian finally gets some Tender Loving Care.
Ian revisits RuneScape Classic.
Muscles.
Ian and friends try out Dungeon Defenders II!
Ian decides he's going to play something he actually wants to play for his next video, because surely Diva Starz is a low point in his career.
Ian helps Pajama Sam learn that there's no need to hide when it's dark outside. Also, playing with strangers is cool.
Ian takes a ride on the Phantom Express and regrets it almost immediately.
Ian tries to build another Restaurant Empire.
Ian returns to Lego Island once more to perform some xtreme stunts.
Ian takes a ride on the Magic School Bus.
[This is a pilot for a new show where I dig up old television shows, weird VHS stuff, etc. to talk about. I love watching this stuff anyway, and it'd be fun to share more of what I find with you guys! Please let me know how you like it.] Ian flips the channel to an old episode of Beat the Clock.
Ian searches for gold on the Yukon Trail.
Ian does his best to stick to the critical path.
Ian takes a train to The Town With No Name. Unfortunately.
Bicycle Safety Camp (1989) is the greatest bike safety video you'll ever see. It's possibly the only bike safety video you'll ever see, unless you're just a bike safety video fanatic or something.
Ian builds something ugly in SimCoaster.
Ian reads some more Living Books.
Ian seeks riches in Jones in the Fast Lane.
Ricky Raccoon Shows the Way (1978) follows a family and a giant raccoon on a magical (and safe) journey to the schoolyard and back.
Ian attempts to save some lives in 911 Paramedic.
Ian becomes a Star Ranger and tries to take down the Space Pirates. Special thanks to my good buddy Jirard!
Ian visits the snack food isle with Animal.
Ian revisits a childhood favorite, Mission T.H.I.N.K.
Lightning Round is back, but things are a little different! I've removed the two minute time limit, and I'm no longer going to be billing the format as "shorter reviews." Sometimes I have video ideas that are too short or too different to call a "brutalmoose Original", and that's where LR will come in. Think of my Kid Pix, Firefighters 2014, and Hot Wheels: Crash! videos and you'll have a loose grasp on where I'm headed with this - just a lot of random ideas that I want to try out. This particular video is a bit closer to my regular format, but I definitely want to try out some pretty dumb ideas as well. These aren't replacing my Originals or Televoid at all, by the way! I just want to get more content out to you guys more often, and this is one of the things I'm testing out. Hope you like the video!
Ian gets bored with Bad Rats Show.
Ian and Austin solve a mystery in Freddi Fish 2: The Case of the Haunted Schoolhouse.
Ian flees from a Psycho Killer.
Ian loads up the wagon once again for Oregon Trail 3rd Edition.
Ian avoids political commentary in Donald Trump's Real Estate Tycoon!
Ian does a good deed in Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon.
If you're a pro at observing children, The Baby Game (1968) is the game show for you!
Ian is back from PRGE and he's ready to blast some maths in Math Blaster Episode I: In Search of Spot.
Oh WOW! Ian watches the overly complicated 90's film "Invisible Dad", which is a movie about an invisible dad.
Ian attempts to become the Hot Dog King.
Ian checks out a fan-made Garfield game and then regrets it.
Ian and Gerbert learn about the gift of giving, just in time for Christmas!
Ian has the best Christmas ever!
Ian shares his favorite games of the year. This year that just ended. 2016. The best games. Happy new year.
Ian becomes a ZOOMBINI! Took me long enough, but I finally got around to reviewing Logical Journey of the Zoombinis, a highly requested game for the PC!
Ian takes a look at Survivor Ultimate for the PC. Could this be the ultimate Survivor game?
Ian becomes prince of the jungle in Jungle Kids.
Ian explores the smelly Catacombs of Rome in Catechumen.
A Message to No One (1959) is an ephemeral film about listening.
Ian learns about the weather in this review of "Pajama Sam 2: Thunder and Lightning Aren't so Frightening" for the PC.
Ian tries to figure out whodunnit in this review of Clue: Murder at Boddy Mansion for the PC.
Ian gets a digital makeover in this review of Barbie Digital Makeover (1999) for the PC.
Ian puts his motorbike skills to the test in this review of Road Rash (1996) for the PC.
Ian says "dinos" in this review of The Magic School Bus Explores in the Age of Dinosaurs (1996) for the PC!
Ian constructs an incredible zoo in this review of Zoo Tycoon (2001) for the PC!
Ian breaks out his VCR to review a VHS copy of Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie!
Ian tracks down thieves in this review of Where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego?
Safety: In Danger Out of Doors (1978) is a film about time travel.
Ian takes a look at the DCOM classic: Smart House.
Ian reviews the direct-to-video movie My Magic Dog from 1997, a film about the perils of dating when you're middle aged.
Ian reviews Kid Cuisine TV Dinners because frozen foods are just like video games.
Is Gamebox 1.0 the greatest video game movie ever made? Yes. Find out why in this review!
Ian saves the Zoo with Putt-Putt or something, and there are chins.
Ian reviews Lunchables pizza and it's just a huge mess, honestly.
Ian takes a break from boxing up all of his crap to review The Fairy King of Ar, a movie about fairies and not much else.
Ian takes a page from a 1950's cookbook, then prepares and reviews a Banana-roll Salad. It goes... well.
Luke & Ian sit down and review The Thirteenth Year, a classic Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM) from 1999!
Come take a relaxing journey through 3 Hungry-Man frozen TV Dinners, with Ian as your guide. Tasty.
Ian revisits one of his earliest home video Halloween memories and reviews Wishbone in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow!
Ian takes a look at someone's horribly misguided effort of producing a children's show: the pilot episode of Dream Bunny in Dream Land.
Ian tries to make something actually edible on this episode of brutalfoods: History Kitchen!
Ian reviews yet another Humongous Entertainment game! This time, it's Pajama Sam 3: You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet for the PC!
Ian reviews four (count 'em, FOUR) "beef-ish" Banquet frozen TV Dinners.
This year for the holidays I watched A Very Cool Christmas, and now I'm going to tell you about it.
January 1st is the perfect time for a Christmas episode! Join Ian as he attempts to create a penguin made out of popcorn.
Ian and Chad take a look at Caught Between Worlds, a weird and mysterious art project on DVD.
Today on brutalfoods, I'm taste-testing some Mac n' Cheetos and Doritos Loaded! Plus maybe a little bonus thing at the end, I don't know.
Today Ian reviews some frozen breakfasts.
Ian eats a trio of Banquet deep dish meals! It's a blind taste test, kind of like on Hell's Kitchen but way worse. It's also kind of a food review, I suppose. Which Banquet pot pies will Ian consume? Will this be the food review that finally does him in? Find out, in this "exciting" new episode of brutalfoods!
Today I'm reviewing an Early Access indie title called The Coin Game! Join me on a trip through a dimly lit arcade simulator that surprisingly has more to offer than just arcade simulation.
Today I'm reviewing another tiny, Japanese, Popin' Cookin' kit! We'll be preparing Takoyaki, and it will probably go well and will likely taste delicious.
Something a little different this time! In this video I head to an arcade to check out and review different crane games (claw machines), ticket games, and other arcade novelties.
Ian and Chad have just watched Summer School, a low budget movie about Summer School. Now they're going to talk about it.
Today I'm taking a look at (taking a sip of?) Soda Drinker Pro, a surreal sipping simulator that you all have been telling me to check out. It's weird.
Today MJ and I are unboxing, setting up, and reviewing the Fling-ama-String: a mechanical cat toy that claims to be the "best cat toy ever!*" Thrill as MJ plays, marvel at Ian's problem solving abilities, and sit back and relax to some smooth jazz. This was a very focused and well planned out video.
Today I'm back at the arcade to talk about a few coin pushers and a couple of other arcade games that I've been playing recently!
Today I am getting to talk about one of my all-time favorite games: Old School RuneScape!
Join me as I move across the country! I talk about the things I saw, the places I stayed, and the food I ate. It's like a glorified home video, basically.
Today I share my fried chicken recipe and try out air frying!
Which Halloween candy is best? Which is the worst? Do people really care about the candy opinions of a man in his late 20s? Find out in this exciting video! It's not quite a tier list, but it's close!
In this episode: Gerbert gets a cat and I lose my patience.
Today we're headed to Seattle's own Pike Place Market to find and review the brand new Cosmic Crisp apple. It's the apple adventure of a lifetime!
Today I'm preparing a tiny Popin' Cookin' gummy land kit! It's a small kit from Japan that you use to make gummy candies.
Today on Mystery Tapes I'm checking out 2 more unlabeled VHS tapes!
In this episode of Mystery Tapes I'm exploring two unmarked sold-as-blank VHS tapes: a Focal Videocasette and an RCA Video Tape. Could they contain found footage gold? Let's find out.
Notoriously picky eater Chef Ian Brutalfoods reviews three Hungry-Man frozen TV dinners: Country Fried Chicken, Double Chicken Bowls, and Roasted Carved White Meat Turkey.
What's on this unlabeled VHS Tape? Find out with host Ian MacMystery in this episode of Mystery Tapes.
chef ian brutalfoods is here to make the holidays a better place for every adult and child around the globe (but not for the elderly). join him as he taste-tests 4 frozen meals on a quest to replicate home-made thanksgiving and christmas meals that used to be prepared by people who once loved him.
Happy January! Time for a Christmas episode. In this installment of Mystery Tapes, un-charismatic host Ian MacMystery watches two sold-as-blank VHS tapes and discusses their contents. 0:00 - Intro 1:55 - VHS 1: Young Pioneer's Christmas 6:22 - VHS 1: Commercial Block 11:35 - VHS 1: Remaining Content 15:32 - VHS 2 Introduction 16:55 - VHS 2: Rabbit Test 31:53 - VHS 2: Commercial Block
Chef Ian Brutalfoods tries a number of tempting treats found at the local grocery store. Be amazed as he tastes Gushers and Starburst flavored Yogurt, Lunchables Brunchables, Coke with Coffee, and more!
This is just a normal review of the Lunchable Snack Combinations of the Dirt Cake, Cookie Dunks, and S'mores Dippers variety.
In this video I review one of my favorite bad movies: Pop Star (2005). It's a film about music, love, cars, overcoming your fears, and earlobes. It also stars former teen idol Aaron Carter and is terrible.
I like chips a lot so I decided to make a video all about chips.
So, I reviewed a bunch of different ranch dips. I'm not sure that this was a good idea.
It's finally time to continue my long-absent Arcade Series! I would really like to do more of these sooner rather than later.
This video is as safe as a solid wood-core front door.
Luke & Ian finally reunite after a billion years to review another classic Disney Channel Original Movie. This time it's fan-favorite Halloweentown!
Join Ian MacMystery as he opens up a new case of unlabeled (or haphazardly labeled, at least) VHS tapes.
I finally went to another arcade, and now I'm going to talk about it.
This is the only review of Twilight on the entire internet.
brutalfoods is back and chef ian brutalfoods is back and frozen food is back and boston market is back and
Finally concluding my Pajama Sam review series! I posted the first one back on Oct 31, 2015... can you believe it?
This brutalfoods might be a bit of a mess.
This time more chips! Chester's Puffcorn, Lay's Layers, and some Herr's oddities!
It's like a food review but with more stuff in it.
This video is about five different Costco Frozen Foods. (One of the foods is not frozen)
In this video I prepare Quick Lamb Bourguignon and Sausage Rice Dressing from Mr. Food's "best of" cookbook!
gerbert is back and this time he's gerbert
Take a step back in time as we check out some broadcasting from 1997 on this episode of Mystery Tapes!
Would you like to be locked inside a box at the mall? If so, Alderwood might be the mall for you.
Which frozen pizza is best? Ian Pepperonis is on the case!
I'm finally giving out all my arcade secrets. Learn from a pro like me and you will win tickets every day of your life.
ian brutalfoods (aka mr chips) is here to take you on a delicious chip journey around the globe and you're going to like it or else
seven days of watching Paul Blart. this video is all that remains.
today i'm heading out into the wild to taste some scary looking freeze-dried ready-to-eat meals from Bass Pro Shops and/or Cabela's.
In this video I talk about the Playdate handheld gaming console with it's unique crank mechanic. I also cover a number of Playdate games!
I'm Chef Ian Brutalfoods and I'm here to eat more freeze dried garbage.
today i'm going to various thrift stores looking to get spooked and scared by all the great halloween deals.
Luke & Ian are back to review yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, brah!
