After Star Wars A New Hope but before Empire Strikes back existed a potential Star Wars sequel called Splinter Of The Mind's Eye. It became a book and a comic but now it's a...YouTube...retelling. A Star Wars motion comic if you will. Joy.
Welcome to episode two of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? Not even us. This week, 1997's Steel staring Shaquille O'Neal. It's real bad. Or is it real bad? Kinda. Or is it? Yes.
Welcome to episode three of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? Not even us. This week, 1997's Justice League Of America CBS pilot. It's awful. Flat out.
Welcome to episode four and the final in this season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? Not even us. This week, Luke Cage's first comic book adventure into the wider Marvel Universe! It's a bloody good one.
BONUS EPISODE! Looking back to 1995's Dark Forces, the original Star Wars first person shooter. The first level of which was the original canon for how the Death Star plans got in the hands of the Rebel Alliance. Thanks for watching!
Welcome to a very special Star Wars themed season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? This week, an alternate take on Star Wars: A New Hope where the Death Star was never destroyed. Twist.
Welcome to a very special Star Wars themed season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? This week, the first Star Wars TV series, Droids, featuring the adventures of C3P0 and R2D2 plus the origins or Rey. But probably not I dunno.
Welcome to a very special Star Wars themed season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? This week, we challege Darth Vader to a series of duels across the history of Star Wars video games! Some are good. Some are terrible. All are played poorly.
Caravan of Garbage returns for a walk through of the 1990 classic Arcade title, Aliens! All your favourites are back, Ripley! Hicks! Newt! Sort of! Plus aliens, the power loader, the alien queen and a whole lot of other weird shit. Thanks for watching.
What? I mean, here's the latest Caravan of Garbage for Pirate's of the Caribbean At World's End for the PS3. It's one of the greatest games of all times. Pirates of the Caribbean games. Well, top five.
Remember Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe? This is the Wonder Woman bit. It's a good game I think.
The Mummy on Playstation One from 1999 is really something. Really. Something.
Forget Spider-man on the PS4, that's a game for idiots. Spider-man Return of the Sinister Six on Nintendo from 1992 is where it's it.
The Transformers: Mystery of Convoy. Yeah this one is no good.
Two for the price of one, Spider-man and Spider-man Maximum Carnage on the Super Nintendo. And you know what? They're fine.
this week's Caravan of Garbage takes us all the way back to the year 2000 with Spider-man N64! Except a broken emulated version. Also it was on Playstation I think. Thanks for watching!
Planet of the Apes 2001 on the PlayStation is one of the worst games of all time. Everybody associated in this should be forever ashamed of their work.
Star Wars Jedi Power Battles on the Playstation is fondly remembered. Or is it? I honestly don't remember. Anyways this video in on that game.
The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction on Playstation 2 is a good game. A fresh change of pace.
Superman on the Master System and Superman on the Nintendo are both terrible games for different reasons. God dammit.
Voltron: Defender Of The Universe is an okay game till it's a terrible game. You'll know when.
Marvel Nemesis: Rise Of Imperfects was an average at best game with a somewhat entertaining multiplayer. And that's great.
Game of Thrones the game on PS3 is no good. Thumbnail unrelated.
The Punisher on PS2 is fun! Fun-ish! We did this because of the Punisher Netflix show. Tie-in. Synergy.
It's our Stephen King-A-Thon! A combination of all the Stephen King video games. All two of them. Wooooooo.
There's no Kingsman game unfortunately, so instead we play this sweet as James Bond game, Everything Or Nothing from 2003. A CLASSIC. UNIRONICALLY A CLASSIC.
Jurassic Park Rampage Edition is a sequel to Jurassic Park on Genesis/Mega Drive which parallels Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom being a sequel to Jurassic World. You get it.
With Blade Runner 2049 hitting cinemas why not take a look at the 1997 classic, Blade Runner on the PC. It's a good one.
This week we give The Flash on Sega Master System a red hot go to celebrate the return of the Flash TV show or the Justice League trailer or whatever. I maintain it's fine for the time but Mason says it not. What a world.
With the latest Saw sequel Jigsaw movie coming out soon, for this Caravan Of Garbage we play through into 2009's Saw on the PS3. It's alright.
The Incredible Hulk on Super Nintendo isn't very good. But we did it for Caravan Of Garbage because of Thor: Ragnarok or whatever.
The focus of this weeks Caravan of Garbage is the 2011 PS3 game, Thor: God Of Thunder. It's very boring and bad and no good.
The Punisher on Nintendo from 1990 is another piece of LJN garbage. That's apparently very early on. We did this for The Punisher on Netflix but we shouldn't have.
Superman Returns the video game on the PS2 is a horrible game masquerading as a horrible game.
Star Wars on Nintendo is...look it's real hard and it immediately sets you off on an impossible quest to find Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. A nightmare. BUT WHAT A STAR WARS.
This week's Caravan of Garbage is the not very fun Super Empire Strikes Back that is hard and not very fun. The Battle of Hoth is in it. You'd think it would be fun but it's not fun.
On the way to Star Wars: The Last Jedi, we've finally hit the Return Of The Jedi games. Watch Lando attack the Second Death Star, an Ewok hurl rocks ineffectively and Luke Skywalker kill everyone. Fun.
Hey here's a thing. What if Luke Skywalker died in Empire Strikes Back? That's what this week's Caravan Of Garbage looks at the death of Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Infinities, The Empire Strikes Back. It's really something.
The Star Wars Holiday Special is impossibly bad. Here's a video about it. Caravan Of Garbage.
Slender The Eight Pages. Slender Man. The Slimmest of Men. What are his secrets? Let's find out in this week's Caravan Of Garbage. There's a new movie trailer also. It's no good.
Star Trek Discovery is back! And so we played Star Trek from 2013 on PS3, that game that all the reviews said was no good. It's alright though. CARAVAN OF GARBAGE BABY.
Tomb Raider has had it's up's and downs. This is probably the worst thing. Caravan Of Garbage!
This week Caravan Of Garbage covers Justice League Heroes on PS2. It's a little bit friendly, a little bit fun and a lot...a video game.
Han Solo's Dumbest Adventure - Han Solo has been on many adventures, including the Solo movie. But before that take a look at his best adventure ever. I mean worst featuring a return of his greatest/dumbest enemy, Boba Fett and the now famous Millennium Falcon dice.
Black Panther's origins will be explored in the Black Panther movie. But if you want to watch another version that's not as good, check out this animated 90's episode of The Fantastic Four, Prey of the Black Panther.
This week's Caravan of Garbage delves into a pretty good game based on a horrible movie, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. We just wanted to kill that crap version of Deadpool in preperation for Deadpool 2: Untitled Deadpool Sequel.
The Walking Dead returns for whatever season they are currently up to. The Walking Dead: Survival Instincts is a prequel video game that explores the lives of Daryl and Merle Dixon and it's really great. Wait. Nah it's no good.
The Karate Kid is returning with the TV series Cobra Kai. It''ll almost certainly be better than The Karate Kid video game on Nintendo. Horrible.
Tomb Raider the movie might be the first good video game movie so to celebrate let's take a look at the worst Tomb Raider game, Tomb Raider Chronicles.
Harry Potter and the Philosophers (Scorers) Stone was and is a video game from year 2003 or earlier on the Playstation 2 or Box or something else. It's not very good. That's Caravan Of Garbage.
Ready Player One is firing it's way into cinemas this week and in order to find something with a very loose connection we're looking at Back To The Future The Animated Series. Because it has a Delorean. You get it.
Captain America Super Soldier is a 2011 video game set during Captain America: The First Avenger. This is that game.
Rampage is a popular series of games that ran from the 80's right up to the new 2018 movie with The Rock. In hindsight, were the games any good? Nah not really.
Avengers: Infinity War is nearly here so why not visit one of the worst games based off the Infinity War/Gauntlet story arc. It's boring and bad and hard and you fight 100 Hawkeye's and you'd think that'd be good but it's not good. Boo. That's my review.
So Avengers: Infinity War is a big ol' full movie that's out that you can watch but why would you. Especially when you can check out this awesome 1980's issue of the West Coast Avengers featuring Iron man, Ant-man and Hawkeye. Big thanks to Ben Chinapen for the editing and Erik Chen for the animated panels!
The Predator is getting another sequel with a trailer inbound soon. The Predator on the Nintendo Entertainment System is a stupid game that I hate that only an idiot would enjoy. Caravan Of Garbage will be back next week with a comic. Reluctantly.
It's nice to tackle something good which this week is Deadpool Issue 11. This one sees Deadpool take over the life of Peter Parker and ruin Spider-man's day. Like I said it's pretty good.
Because Solo: A Star Wars Story is a movie we've returned to the Star Wars Infinities comics where in Return of the Jedi Han Solo goes blind permanently. Its been a wild ride.
Because Solo: A Star Wars Story is still a movie so we've decided to revisit the TV series Droids. Though to be fair there's some weird Solo links that are definitely a co-incidence OR ARE THEY?
Ocean’s 11 is a great franchise. But at the same time it’s mostly not a very good franchise especially when you take into consideration the 1960’s film on which everything is based. Even if Ocean’s 8 is the worst film the original Ocean’s 11 is still the worst film.
Long before The Incredibles 2 kicked off there was a now out of continuity sequel game called Rise Of The Underminer on the PS2. What a world.
It's time to return to Jurassic Park the video game on the Super Nintendo just in time for Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. We aim to find the T-Rex and maybe we do or maybe we don't.
Post Avengers Infinity War and pre Ant-man & The Wasp we take a look at the 1966 animated series, The Marvel Superhero Show. Imagine if you will, the worst looking, cheapest and the dumbest series imaginable. I hate this and you should too.
Caravan of Garbage returns for an early Ant-man story just in time for Ant-man and the Wasp. This time a classic comic tale from a while back I can't remember specifically when. Also he fights an egg man.
Look I know putting Tom Cruise in the thumbnail for Mission Impossible 1988 is dishonest but at the same time nobody knows who any of those people are anymore. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE BABY IT'S A DIFFICULT MISSION FALLOUT ROGUE NATION 2018 MEETS 1988 YEEEEAH.
Before Mission Impossible: Fallout we check out Mission Impossible on the Nintendo Entertainment System. We had a horrible time because it's a horrible game.
Imagine an Aquaman cancelled TV Pilot so bad that it felt like it was made in 2006. Well imagine no more.
With a new Venom movie due out in the year that it is now 2018 let's revisit a classic Spider-man game where Vemon is a playable character that can eat children, Ultimate Spider-man from 2005.
Both Robocop and The Terminator will be returning real soon in Robocop Returns and Terminator...6 or maybe 3 again but. Regardless we revisited Robocop VS Terminator on the Sega Master System or Genesis if you're one of those types. Thanks for watching!
Predator Concrete Jungle has been a much requested requested addition to Caravan of Garbage. So here it is because there's a new movie called The Predator not to be confused with Predator or Predators.
Original Title: Batman Begins
Original Title: Batman Begins (Really)
That's right, we're back to talk The Lord of the Rings! This week we're talking about The Two Towers (video game). Next week we're coming back to talk the movie but whilst that is being sorted we've got a look at the OFFICIAL video game which also features a significant chunk of The Fellowship of the Ring plus the entire voice cast. Thanks for watching everyone!
A mere year after the first entry in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy came The Two Towers, not simply a rehash of what came before but a vastly different continuation of the story. With the fellowship split up, Frodo and Sam making for Mordor with the one ring, Merry and Pippin hanging out with a talking tree and Aragon, Legolas and Gimli helping defend Rohan at Helms Deep things ramp up in a big way. Also Gandalf is back and he's got a new style and powers and stuff. Thanks for watching our Caravan of Garbage review
As far as movie tie in games go The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King is up there with the best. Building on the foundation of The Two Towers it allows more playble characters, bigger levels, more on screen enemies and is overall a fairly accurate representation of the movie itself. We'll be covering the movie this time next week but until then please enjoy this if you want to do that. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2003 The Lord of the Rings trilogy came to it's stunning conclusion with The Return of the King. Everything has been building to this moment, Aragorn ascenending to the throne, Frodo and Sam fast approaching Mount Doom, Merry and Pippen picking they're own teams and Legolas...killing an elephant or something. Sweeping the academy awards with 11 wins and pulling in over a billion dollars Middle Earth had never been bigger! And it never would again. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
We're back with the first Caravan Of Garbage for 2025, Captain America: The First Avenger. In the lead up to Brave New World we take a look back at the first in the trilogy and the introduction of Chris Evan's portrayal of Steve Rogers. Acting as a prequel in the MCU timeline it takes us back to his battles with the Red Skull and Hydra during the events of World War II. Directed by The Rocketeer's Joe Johnston and also starring Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter, Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes and Stanley Tucci as Dr. Abraham Erskine it managed to lay the groundwork for future installments on top of being an absolultely cracking adventure movie in its own right. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review! Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
We've reached what many consider to be the pinnacle of the MCU, 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Taking place after the events of The Avengers we again see Steve Rogers adjusting to the modern world and delves into the grey area surrounding his work in the modern day. Also Hydra is back! And a mysterious assassin wearing a mask with a metal arm who may have ties to Captain America'a past! Also Nick Fury does some really cool stuff for what is probably the last time. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Captain America is back and this time he wants to beat up Iron Man! In wrapping up our look at the Steve Rogers Captain America trilogy we take a look at the biggest entry, Civil War. After Tony Stark again begins to feel bad about being a bad bloke he backs the General Ross drafted Sokovia Accords which means more regulations for any enhanced beings. This acts as the introduction of both Spider-Man and Black Panther and divides The Avengers into two distinct teams who beat each other up in an airport among other physical activities.
Daredevil 2003 came in the a wave of Marvel comic book success stories like Blade, Spider-Man and X-Men. Ben Affleck's Matt Murdoch however didn't manage to reach those same heights despite being a pretty solid action movie. For the time. How could it not with Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin, Colin Farrell in his first comic book villain role as Bullseye and Jennifer Garner as Elektra who recently returned in Deadpool & Wolverine. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Daredevil may not have gotten the sequel it probably I guess deserved but it did get a spin-off. ELEKTRA. 2005. Brought back to life using magic or a wish or something after being killed in Daredevil, Jennifer Garner returns to the role where this time she's an assassin who can sometimes see the future sometimes. This time she has to face The Hand and a bunch of henchpeople who are probably mutants including a man who's tattoo's come to life and also his name is Tattoo. All in all it's not very good. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
The first cinematic adaptation of The Punisher happened to be a little known action film from the late 80's staring Dolph Lundgren. Sure he was missing the signature white skull, black jumpsuit and white boots (disgraceful ommission) but there's a lot of core elements that have held up pretty well despite the limations of the era. SO COME WITH US as we journey through all the films in the Punisher's repertoire and thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2004 Marvel took another shot at making a Punisher live action adaptation after the success of Spider-Man, X-Men & Daredevil (I guess?), the Thomas Jane in the lead role. Also acting as his Year One original story it pits him against John Travolta and a family of mobsters who had his entire extended family un-alived (that's for YouTube censorship) after Frank Castle acted out a truely bizarre undercover pantomime drug deal. It's fairly melodramatic and drawn out but it does boast one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
It's time for peak The Punsiher everyone. In 2008 under the Marvel Knights brand Lionsgate attempted another Punisher rebooted with Ray Stevenson stepping into the role of Frank Castle. It wasn't recieved well at the time nor did it perform well at the box office despite, in hindsight, it being an incredible fun and gory time at the movies. Director Lexi Alexander managed to craft what feels like the truest on screen adaptation of the character we've ever seen and even manages to include the likes of Jigsaw, with a suitably unhinged performance from Dominic West. Great stuff. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
With the release of both The Minecraft movie and The Last of Us Season 2 we thought we'd revist some classic video game adaptations. So we're kicking things off with 1994's Double Dragon! A bad movie that came out at the wrong time. Martial arts, action set pieces, humor, this has all of that but none of it is very good. Thanks for checking out our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 1994 the Street Fighter name was riding high off the back of Street Fighter II, an arcade classic. This meant it was the perfect time to release a movie adaptation and who better to play the role of Guile than Jean-Claude Van Damme at the height of his fame. Much maligned at the time it's become somewhat of a cult classic despite being more GI Joe than Street Fighter. But at least some of the actors look like some of the video game characters. Plus, it has Australia's own Kylie Minogue and an incredible performance from Raul Julia. Thanks for watching our Caravan of Garbage review.
Wing Commander is a bad movie that came out in 1999. Sure it's based on a much beloved computer game series (that features the likes of Mark Hamill) and stars both Freddie Prinze Jr and Matthew Lillard. Plus it was directed by Chris Roberts who not only created the original series but also the upcoming Star Citizen video game which is going to change the way you do video games. All in all though it was a horrible experience. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
By popular demand we've been forced into covering Uncharted 2021, an adaptation of some of the Naughty Dog video game series. Not the good one (The Last Of Us on HBO) but Uncharted 2021, a movie that mostly covers some of the ground seen in parts 3 and 4. With Tom Holland taking on the role as a young Nathan Drake and Mark Wahlberg playing that much beloved character, himself, this globe trotting adventure sets the bar for movies that feel like they come out in 2014. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Oh my goodness it's Jason Bourne. That's right we're taking a look at all of the movies in the Jason Bourne-universe. Beginning with the Doug Liman directed Matt Damon starring action-espionage thriller The Bourne Identity. Set against a European backgrop and also featuring the likes of Franka Potente, Julia Stiles, Brian Cox, Clive Owen and Chris Cooper the story follows a man whom after beig dredged out of the ocean with no memory must follow a series of clues to discover the truth behind his past. And it turns out he's an assassin or whatever. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Matt Damon as Jason Bourne is back in the first of many sequels! This time he has to try and remember all of his memories by tracking down another old man who made him do a Treadstone. It's got action! A car chase! More things from the first movie! It also has Paul Greengrass taking over directorial duties with a script sort of from Andor's Tony Gilroy. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
We've reached the end of the road for Jason Bourne, wrapping up the Matt Damon led trilogy where everything finally falls into place. Old white guys at Treadstone LOOK OUT because Jason Bourne is going to come to your work when you're not there and you'll be like "hey man what the hell". Anyways be sure to come back next week and also the week after for the continuing adventures of Jason Bourne and his best friend Aaron Cross
The Bourne franchise was as good as finished upon the conclusion of 2007's The Bourne Ultimatum. But franchises never truly die if there's profitablity at stake! So in 2012 Tony Gilroy of Andor fame returned to the series this time as director for The Bourne Legacy! Jeremy Renner steps into the universe as Adjacent Bourne aka Aaron Cross, a Blackbriar super soldier agent enhanced with pharmaceuticals forced to go on the ran because Jason Bourne can't stop running around for just a god damn minute. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Jason Bourne is back! And this time he's kinda old but not like super old but for sure older than the previous time we saw him. A new threat has Jason Bourne emerge from hiding and it's Facebook plus Iron Hand plus Tommy Lee Jones plus Vincent Cassel! And then the regular stuff resumes, a bunch of running around and car chases and big kicks. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review and journeying with us through the Jason Bourne universe
Michael Crichton is probably most famous for penning the novel that would go on to became 1993's Jurassic Park and the subsequent Park/World sequels. And in light of that a whole lot of different attempts have been made to adapt his work some before, like Westworld and some after like Westworld. Over the next three weeks we're going to take a look at some of the lesser known and lesser successful adaptations, starting with 1995's Congo. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.
Ever heard of Jurassic Park? Michael Crichton’s greatest adaptation! Well get ready for another adaptation that’s not Congo, Sphere. A movie about aliens and time travel and Sphere’s and nightmares. Starring a young…ish Samuel L Jackson, Dustin Hoffman and Sharon Stone it sank like a bloody stone at the box office due to poor reception and general disinterest in its blend of sci-fi and horror. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
It's Timeline time everyone! Because we're continuing our look at Michael Crichton's movie adaptations that arn't Jurassic Park. The year is 2003, Richard Donner (director of Superman: The Movie) decided to gather up Paul Walker, Gerry Butler, Frances O'Connor and Billy Connolly to do a big time travel to the year 1357 in order to run around a bit and cause of ruckus. Not the best Michael Crichton adaptation, some would even consider it the worst. And maybe it is. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
Just when we thought we was out, they pull us back in. To talk about Michael Crichton movies! This week it's John McTiernan's (director of Die Hard, The Hunt for Red October, Predator) The 13th Warrior. Considered one of the biggest box office bombs of all time this Antonio Banderas action flick is certainly not up there with McTiernan's best but it's certainly not...the worst movie. Mason doesn't like it though if that means anything to you. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
2025 is quickly becomming the year of Superman with the DCU reboot courtesy of James Gunn. So over the next three weeks we're going to take a look at THREE classic Superman TV shows, starting with Adventures of Superman from 1952 starring George Reeves. It's a hell of a show propelled the character to new heights and lead to the increased populatiry of both Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane before tragically concluding with the passing of it's lead actor after six seasons. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
The Superman extraveganzy bonanza continues with a look at Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman! Starting in 1993 and running for four seasons it achieved huge ratings over the majority of it's time before its eventual cancellation. Starring Teri Hatcher and Dean Cain and bringing sci-fi, romance and adventure to the small screen it's fondly remembered for a bunch of reasons some of which are almost certainly in this video. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
We're back with the next installment of our look at Comic Book Movies that people might not know are comic book movies! This week, the Pamela Anderson 1996 action vehicle Barb Wire. Based on the comic of the same name published under Dark Horse and Comics Greatest World it sees Barbara "The Wire" Kopetski facing a distopian nightmare future in the far flung future of 2017. And for a movie that isn't great it sure has it all. Fights! Motor bikes! Explosions! An extended stripping scene whilst Pamela Anderson gets hosed down for a really long time! What a time to be alive. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
It's time for another look at a comic book movie that you might not think is a comic book movie! We're tackling Bulletproof Monk from 2003, the Chow Yun-fat and Sean William Scott lead action comedy that we discover is completely servicable and forgettable as a movie about a magic scroll that gives you some magic. The fight scenes are okay! The cast chemistry is okay! And the story is okay! What more could you want from a movie nobody has seen or ever talked about. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
It's our final entry in our 'That's a comic book movie?!?' series! And we're taking a look at an entry that's barely an entry, 2013's Oblivion. This is the first pairing of Tom Cruise and Joseph Kosinski who'd later reteam in the much more successful Top Gun: Maverick in 2022. Set in the apocalyptic future of 2077, there's a big triangle in the sky telling Tom Cruise what to do which you'd think would be fine but it might be bad actually. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
The Alien franchise was flagging after the middling reception of the previous few entries including a crossover with the Predator franchise. In an effort to bring back both the prestige of Alien and Aliens plus the fan base Ridley Scott returned to the series with Prometheus. Set up as a prequel of sorts with echo's of future entries it assembled a steller cast, the help of Lost's Damon Lindelof and a huge budget. To this day it sits as an odd entry to failed to deliever on its promise but not without it's high points. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
If there's one this 2012's Prometheus needed, it's some explanations for what the hell just happened. And if there's one other thing it needed was to be exactly like the movies Alien and Aliens. The solution to both ended up being the 2017 sequel/prequel Alien: Covenant. Doing away with the previous lead character Elizabeth Shawit follows a new crew of expendable and stupid human beings who run afoul of Michael Fassbender's David along with the Xenomorph. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
In the midst of Harry Potter fever every studio was looking for their own potential young adult franchise to bring to the big screen. In 2010 20th Century Fox settled on Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson series, beginning with Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. They even brought on board Christopher Columbus, the director of the first two Harry Potter movies. Sadly the magic wasn't replicated and what we got was a muddled half hearted attempt of an adaptation that fell short in almost every way minus the incredible cast of barely trying known names. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
To the surprise of most, Percy Jackson 2010 actually got a sequel in 2013's in Sea of Monsters. Sure the originally director didn't come back or a bunch of the original actors including horse Pierce Brosnan but the core trio of Percy, Percy's friend and Percy's another friend. This time they're on a quest for the Golden Fleece which they're going to use to heal a tree that makes a forcefield that used to be a girl. And Luke's back if you remember him! Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2004 Universal attempted the impossible, recreate the success of The Mummy reboot from 1999 using the classic monsters of old. At it turns out that was impossible and would continue to be so until The Invisible Man in 2020. Over the next four weeks we're going to take a look at a series of movies that each tried to start their own Dark Universe incorporating classic movie monsters. This week it's Van Helsing from 2004 starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale which pits Gabriel Van Hesling against a really bizarre version of Dracula. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2010 Universal took another step towards rebooting the Dark Universe with a straight shot at a remake of the 1941 classic The Wolf Man starring Lon Chaney Jr. This time starring Benecio del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt and Hugo Weaving and with the late addition direction of Joe Johnston it does manage to capture some of the magic of a classic monster movie. But also it's not that good even though Mason liked it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
We've all been having the best time revisiting different failures within the Dark Universe. This week it's Dracula Untold, a thinly veiled attempt to turn Dracula into a comic book action hero. Which is weird because Dracula already exists in both the Marvel and DC Universes. Anyhoo Luke Evans stars as Vlad The Impaler, a kind and gentle family man who just wants to forget the time he literally impalled 1000 people. BUT THEN an man from his past returns to get all the boys and Vlad's like "NO WAY" and he turns into a Dracula. Other things happen but that's the main thrust of it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Like The Mummy 2017, everything we've been covering up to this point has lead us here. The Dark Universe has had its fair share of failures but none quite as spectacular as the 2017 reboot/sequel/franchise launching Tom Cruise vehicle The Mummy. With Universal pumping nearly 200 million dollars into the budget including a brand new logo and the reveal of it's upcoming film slate in a hilarious promo photo featuring the likes of Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp this outing was nothing but an unmitigated disaster. And thats's why we love it. Not the movie but all the stuff around it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
It's that time again. When Disney decides it's time to wring more money out of the Tron franchise with the release of Tron: Ares. So to celebrate (????) we're releasing two Caravan Of Garbages this week with this, original classic Tron 1982 and then Tron: Legacy. And boy does original Tron have a lot going on. Jeff Bridges. Ground breaking special effects. Computers. Glowing Pyjamas. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
The trontent (Tron content) train trontinues (Tron continues) on Tron week! This time we're looking at the culmination off all good things Tron in 2010's Tron: Legacy. Jeff Bridges returns to the duel roles of Kevin Flynn and Clu in a far more visually appealing and dynamic legacy sequel to the 1982 original. And it has all the Tron stuff including light cycle battles, throwing a frisbee, running about and also Tron the guy called Tron. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Over the next four weeks we'll be tackling the first four movies in the Predator franchise, starting with the 1987 original starring Arnold Schwarzenegger...PREDATOR IS THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF 80S ACTION AND SCI-FI. THE PERFECT STORM OF DIRECTION, WRITING, CAST, CREATURE DESIGN, MUSCLES, MUD, FUN, LASERS, EXPLOSIONS, BEING INVISIBLE AND MORE. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
With the massive success of the first film and massive amounts of franchise potential a sequel to the original Predator, Predator 2 released in 1990 was inevitable. Despite lacking some key elements from the first, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a jungle it does mix things up with the inclusion of Danny Glover, an LA in the midst of a heat/crime wave and a new and even more dangerous Predator. It's a fun ride if you arn't expecting exactly the same thing and also like Gary Busey. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garage review
After one sequel in 1990 and two lackluster Alien VS Predator movies Predators took the franchise back to its roots in 2010. We get the return of a rag tag group of lunatics, a jungle setting, a muddy showdown but also some additional elements that elevate this movie beyond what had been done in previous sequels. It's just a shame we never got an actual follow up to what is considered by many to be a movie that I, Mr Sunday Movies, like very much. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
We've reached the end of the 20th Century Fox era of Predator movies, right before the Disney purchase in 2019. This particular entry had a lot going for it, the return of director Shane Black to the franchise, an R rating, solid cast, big budget and yet it's regarded as probably the worst movie in the franchise with the inclusion of a giant nine feet tall Predator and movie Autism as a superpower. Thanks for coming with us on this particular journey and thanks for watching this particular Caravan Of Garbage review
Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful propeties like Marvel and Star Wars arn't landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio arn't making any impact. This isn't new for Disney however, they've always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we're going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010's The Sorceror's Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I've already forgotten but in the video I haven't forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now
Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful propeties like Marvel and Star Wars arn't landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio arn't making any impact. This isn't new for Disney however, they've always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we're going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010's The Sorceror's Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I've already forgotten but in the video I haven't forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now
In 2013 Disney were still looking for the next Pirates of the Caribbean so they thought, alright fine. Let's again get Johnny Depp in a dumb hat and have him run about balancing on stuff to a Hans Zimmer score in a movie directed by Gore Verbinski. Oh and I guess Armie Hammer can be there also. The result was The Lone Ranger a movie with a couple of cancelled guys and some spectacular action sequences. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2010 two things were big. 3D films and Sam Worthington, both a result of Avatar from 2009. And whilst that franchise continues on Clash of the Titans (which incorporates both) acts as a time capsule of that era of film making. Also acting as a reboot of the 1981 Ray Harryhausen original movie it pits Perseus, the son of Liam Neeson's Zeus, against the Gods of Olympus including Ralph Finnes Hades who is threatening to release the Kraken on the ever increasingly disgruntled mortals of Greece. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
Two years after the success of the Warner Brothers Clash of the Titans reboot Sam Worthington returned to the role of Perseus for WRATH of the Titans. This time around Zeus and Hades have to content with the fact they no longer posess the power they once had in addition to Ares the God of War releasing Kronos from the underworld. And that's pretty bad because he's a big walking volcano. Thanks for watching our final Caravan of Garbage review for the year and all the support you've shown in 2025
To kick off Caravan Of Garbage in 2026 we've decided to celebrate the release of Star Wars' 49th anniversary. We're talking the original movie as it was first shown in May of 1977 with none of the Special Edition tweaks or even the addition of the title A New Hope which was added four years later. We're looking at the miracle of the movie that started it all, George Lucas' vision brought to life with the music of John Williams, special effects by ILM and the relatively unknown trio of Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill. Thanks for watching our Review
It's time to talk what many still consider the pinacle of Star Wars media, The Empire Strikes Back. Released three years after the first movie in 1980 it also came at a time when sequels were almost always inferior to the original. With the original trio of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia returning and George Lucas not directing but putting it all on the line to make this happen Empire was a massive success with it's darker nature and twist ending. And that green puppet man. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
The anticipation for what was to be the final Star Wars film, Revenge/Return of the Jedi was at an absolute boiling point in 1983. What was to become of Han Solo? Would Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader and turn from the dark side? Will Princess Leia kill a giant peverted slug in a gold bikini? These questions and more were wrapped up at the end of the original trilogy which brings the Emperor of the Galaxy to the forefront of story now with a second and even bigger Death Star. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review on George Lucas' original trilogy and what some people consider to be the last true Star Wars experience
Like Batman, Sherlock adaptations are always and forever. And now that a new Young Sherlock series has debut in 2026 it's time to take a look back at the Guy Richie series beginning in 2009. Starring Robert Downey Jr hot off his return to hollywood as Iron Man in 08' and Jude Law this strips things back to basics whilst modernizing other elements (mostly the punching and hats). Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Sherlock Holmes is back and this time it's A Game of Shadows! In this highly anticipated 2011 sequel we seen Robert Downey Jr's and Jude Law return as both Holmes and Watson to take on the criminal mastermind Professor James Moriarty who has a dastardly plan to do a big World War I but early. There's drinking, dancing, explosions, mind chess, mind fights, falling off things and more! Thanks for watching our Caravan of Garbage review Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
Stop what you're doing everyone. It's time to continue our look at videos about video games that aren't actually based on video games. And you might be wondering what the movie Serenity for 2019 has to do with video games? It seems like some kind of beach side noir murder mystery starring a cigarette smoking Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. And yes that is true but there's also a deeper layer of story to this movie that has to be seen to be believed. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.
It's time for another look at a movie about and featuring video games but not actually based on a video game. This time it's 2009's Gamer starring Gerard Butler, Logan Lerman, Michael C Hall and directed by Crank duo Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. Set in the far distant future of 2034 in a world where the game Slayers (an online third person shooter) uses real life death-row prisoners in a real life murder arena controlled by players safely at home. In many ways it's ahead of it's time and in many other ways it has aged horrible. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Stop what you're doing everyone. It's time to continue our look at videos about video games that aren't actually based on video games. And you might be wondering what the movie Serenity for 2019 has to do with video games? It seems like some kind of beach side noir murder mystery starring a cigarette smoking Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. And yes that is true but there's also a deeper layer of story to this movie that has to be seen to be believed.
In our final entry in our "movies about video games that aren't based on video games" we take a look at the be all and end all entry defined by those very specific parametres, 2018's Ready Player One. In a future bogged down in nostelgia to the detriment of a crumbling society it's up to a group of plucky internet savy individuals to unlock the mystery of the Oasis, a Virtual Reality space where your wildest dreams can come true. If your wildiest dreams are like, walking around and Batman is there or the Delorian or whatever. Probably the most unusual choice for Steven Spielberg to direct but hey, he certainly threw a lot of stuff in it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
ALIENS ARE REAL. I mean, statistically the chances of there being life in an ever expanding universe is pretty much a lock. And to celebrate that and the return of Steven Spielberg to making an alien movie with Disclosure Day in 2026 we're going to take a look at three adaptations of the War of the Worlds, starting with the 1953 classic. An absolute astounding achievement in model work, design, alien monster suits, explosions and guys being stoic then running around for a bit. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Aliens continue to be real on our journey through three very distinct War of the Worlds adaptations. This week it's the second collaboration between Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise after Minority Report, War of the Worlds 2005. Interesting premise and time, post 9/11, Tom Cruise in his weirdest (publicially) era and a director who'd made two exceptional extra terrestrial propeties prior to this. This should be fantastic! And yet...Anyhow thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
All good things must come to an end, like for example our War of the Worlds retrospective. But at lease we're going out on the lowest of the lows, the 2025 but filmed in 2020 Ice Cube "screenlife" adaptation. Considered by many to be one of the worst movies ever made with such a bizarre and terrible execution it's kind of hard to stay focused on one thing at a time when talking about it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
Cast your mind back to the year 2000. Okay great. And now think about the movie X-Men which introduced the world to the modern superhero movie with the likes of Hugh Jackman's Wolverine, Patrick Stewarts a bald guy, Ian McKellen as Magnet and Halle Berry as a much underused Storm. And with the likes of James Marsden coming back as Cyclops for Avengers: Doomsday in 2026 this decades old Marvel franchise has never been more relevant. And then there's the Bryan Singer of it all. YUCK. Anyways thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
By 2003 superhero movies were well back in vogue. Sam Raimi's Spider-Man from 2002 had become a massive hit, a serious Batman reboot was in the works and of course we got the return of Bryan Singer's (yuck) X-Men franchise with X2: X-Men United. All your favourites are back! Storm, Cyclops, Ice Boy, Rogue, Magnet, Wheels, Gene Grey, all in support of whatever Hugh Jackman's Wolverine wants to do.
The only logical solution to wrap up our look at the original X-Men trilogy is a updated re-release of our Caravan Of Garbage review from 2019. Sure Bryan Singer is now gone (for now) but luckily Brett "The Rat" Ratner has stepped in to take his place to conclude the stories of Wolverine, Gene Grey, Professor X, Magnet, Storm, Cyclops and many more characters that would continue to never die and re-appear in future prequels and sequels.
Over the next four weeks we're taking a trip through some classic 1990's science fiction films. An interesting era which still encorporated old school film making techniques like model work, stop motion and rear projection plus early computer generated imagery. This week it's the action classic Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone from director Paul Verhoeven not to be confused with the 2012 reboot or the book its based on that has a completely different name and premise.
Stallone, always on the hunt for the next action blockbuster, took a shot at sci-fi in 1993 with the release of Demolition Man. Set in the future of 1996 and then the future of 2032 it pits him against Wesley Snipes' Simon Phoenix having the absolute time of his life. And that's the whole movie real, just an absolute blast from the get go with somewhat accurate depictions of the future mixed in with absolute insanity like the three sea shells situation. Thanks for coming along with us on our 1990s sci-fi retrospective and watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
It's absolutely bizarre that the first live action adaptation of Starship Troopers from director Paul Verhoeven bombed as badly as it did. Not only that but critics also seemed to have completely missed the not very subtle social commetary in relation to the rise of facism in western society. Now, for the most part I hope, people seem to know better and this movie is recognised for both its satirical nature and incredible action sequences. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Its time to return to Earth-167! Which you would obviously know as the universe of Smallville, the smash hit ten season long Superman original series that managed to introduce EVERY. SINGLE. DC. CHARACTER. before Clark Kent decides to put on the suit. This time we're going to be covering the storyline of Kara Zor-El aka Supergirl as played by Laura Vandervoort introduced in Season 7. And we've discovered so much more about this show including how many character get clones or are clones (it's a lot which is exciting).
Pre-cursor to Caravan of Garbage, "Never Go Back". Episode 1
Pre-cursor to Caravan of Garbage, "Never Go Back". Episode 2 - Justice League Task Force "Versus Showdown Spectacular". ...look I'll be honest with you it ain't that spectacular but I'm away for NY & this is the only way I can get a video up. Happy 2015 everyone!
Pre-cursor to Caravan of Garbage, "Never Go Back". Episode 3 - Captain America & The Avengers. Never Go Back returns with Captain America and the Avengers arcade addition, just in time for Age Of Ultron!