After Star Wars A New Hope but before Empire Strikes back existed a potential Star Wars sequel called Splinter Of The Mind's Eye. It became a book and a comic but now it's a...YouTube...retelling. A Star Wars motion comic if you will. Joy.
Welcome to episode two of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? Not even us. This week, 1997's Steel staring Shaquille O'Neal. It's real bad. Or is it real bad? Kinda. Or is it? Yes.
Welcome to episode three of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? Not even us. This week, 1997's Justice League Of America CBS pilot. It's awful. Flat out.
Welcome to episode four and the final in this season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? Not even us. This week, Luke Cage's first comic book adventure into the wider Marvel Universe! It's a bloody good one.
BONUS EPISODE! Looking back to 1995's Dark Forces, the original Star Wars first person shooter. The first level of which was the original canon for how the Death Star plans got in the hands of the Rebel Alliance. Thanks for watching!
Welcome to a very special Star Wars themed season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? This week, an alternate take on Star Wars: A New Hope where the Death Star was never destroyed. Twist.
Welcome to a very special Star Wars themed season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? This week, the first Star Wars TV series, Droids, featuring the adventures of C3P0 and R2D2 plus the origins or Rey. But probably not I dunno.
Welcome to a very special Star Wars themed season of Caravan of Garbage, the show where we delve into the past to uncover some of the hidden forgotten gems. A comic! A movie! A game! Who knows? This week, we challege Darth Vader to a series of duels across the history of Star Wars video games! Some are good. Some are terrible. All are played poorly.
Caravan of Garbage returns for a walk through of the 1990 classic Arcade title, Aliens! All your favourites are back, Ripley! Hicks! Newt! Sort of! Plus aliens, the power loader, the alien queen and a whole lot of other weird shit. Thanks for watching.
What? I mean, here's the latest Caravan of Garbage for Pirate's of the Caribbean At World's End for the PS3. It's one of the greatest games of all times. Pirates of the Caribbean games. Well, top five.
Remember Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe? This is the Wonder Woman bit. It's a good game I think.
The Mummy on Playstation One from 1999 is really something. Really. Something.
Forget Spider-man on the PS4, that's a game for idiots. Spider-man Return of the Sinister Six on Nintendo from 1992 is where it's it.
The Transformers: Mystery of Convoy. Yeah this one is no good.
Two for the price of one, Spider-man and Spider-man Maximum Carnage on the Super Nintendo. And you know what? They're fine.
this week's Caravan of Garbage takes us all the way back to the year 2000 with Spider-man N64! Except a broken emulated version. Also it was on Playstation I think. Thanks for watching!
Planet of the Apes 2001 on the PlayStation is one of the worst games of all time. Everybody associated in this should be forever ashamed of their work.
Star Wars Jedi Power Battles on the Playstation is fondly remembered. Or is it? I honestly don't remember. Anyways this video in on that game.
The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction on Playstation 2 is a good game. A fresh change of pace.
Superman on the Master System and Superman on the Nintendo are both terrible games for different reasons. God dammit.
Voltron: Defender Of The Universe is an okay game till it's a terrible game. You'll know when.
Marvel Nemesis: Rise Of Imperfects was an average at best game with a somewhat entertaining multiplayer. And that's great.
Game of Thrones the game on PS3 is no good. Thumbnail unrelated.
The Punisher on PS2 is fun! Fun-ish! We did this because of the Punisher Netflix show. Tie-in. Synergy.
It's our Stephen King-A-Thon! A combination of all the Stephen King video games. All two of them. Wooooooo.
There's no Kingsman game unfortunately, so instead we play this sweet as James Bond game, Everything Or Nothing from 2003. A CLASSIC. UNIRONICALLY A CLASSIC.
Jurassic Park Rampage Edition is a sequel to Jurassic Park on Genesis/Mega Drive which parallels Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom being a sequel to Jurassic World. You get it.
With Blade Runner 2049 hitting cinemas why not take a look at the 1997 classic, Blade Runner on the PC. It's a good one.
This week we give The Flash on Sega Master System a red hot go to celebrate the return of the Flash TV show or the Justice League trailer or whatever. I maintain it's fine for the time but Mason says it not. What a world.
With the latest Saw sequel Jigsaw movie coming out soon, for this Caravan Of Garbage we play through into 2009's Saw on the PS3. It's alright.
The Incredible Hulk on Super Nintendo isn't very good. But we did it for Caravan Of Garbage because of Thor: Ragnarok or whatever.
The focus of this weeks Caravan of Garbage is the 2011 PS3 game, Thor: God Of Thunder. It's very boring and bad and no good.
The Punisher on Nintendo from 1990 is another piece of LJN garbage. That's apparently very early on. We did this for The Punisher on Netflix but we shouldn't have.
Superman Returns the video game on the PS2 is a horrible game masquerading as a horrible game.
Star Wars on Nintendo is...look it's real hard and it immediately sets you off on an impossible quest to find Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. A nightmare. BUT WHAT A STAR WARS.
This week's Caravan of Garbage is the not very fun Super Empire Strikes Back that is hard and not very fun. The Battle of Hoth is in it. You'd think it would be fun but it's not fun.
On the way to Star Wars: The Last Jedi, we've finally hit the Return Of The Jedi games. Watch Lando attack the Second Death Star, an Ewok hurl rocks ineffectively and Luke Skywalker kill everyone. Fun.
Hey here's a thing. What if Luke Skywalker died in Empire Strikes Back? That's what this week's Caravan Of Garbage looks at the death of Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Infinities, The Empire Strikes Back. It's really something.
The Star Wars Holiday Special is impossibly bad. Here's a video about it. Caravan Of Garbage.
Slender The Eight Pages. Slender Man. The Slimmest of Men. What are his secrets? Let's find out in this week's Caravan Of Garbage. There's a new movie trailer also. It's no good.
Star Trek Discovery is back! And so we played Star Trek from 2013 on PS3, that game that all the reviews said was no good. It's alright though. CARAVAN OF GARBAGE BABY.
Tomb Raider has had it's up's and downs. This is probably the worst thing. Caravan Of Garbage!
This week Caravan Of Garbage covers Justice League Heroes on PS2. It's a little bit friendly, a little bit fun and a lot...a video game.
Han Solo's Dumbest Adventure - Han Solo has been on many adventures, including the Solo movie. But before that take a look at his best adventure ever. I mean worst featuring a return of his greatest/dumbest enemy, Boba Fett and the now famous Millennium Falcon dice.
Black Panther's origins will be explored in the Black Panther movie. But if you want to watch another version that's not as good, check out this animated 90's episode of The Fantastic Four, Prey of the Black Panther.
This week's Caravan of Garbage delves into a pretty good game based on a horrible movie, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. We just wanted to kill that crap version of Deadpool in preperation for Deadpool 2: Untitled Deadpool Sequel.
The Walking Dead returns for whatever season they are currently up to. The Walking Dead: Survival Instincts is a prequel video game that explores the lives of Daryl and Merle Dixon and it's really great. Wait. Nah it's no good.
The Karate Kid is returning with the TV series Cobra Kai. It''ll almost certainly be better than The Karate Kid video game on Nintendo. Horrible.
Tomb Raider the movie might be the first good video game movie so to celebrate let's take a look at the worst Tomb Raider game, Tomb Raider Chronicles.
Harry Potter and the Philosophers (Scorers) Stone was and is a video game from year 2003 or earlier on the Playstation 2 or Box or something else. It's not very good. That's Caravan Of Garbage.
Ready Player One is firing it's way into cinemas this week and in order to find something with a very loose connection we're looking at Back To The Future The Animated Series. Because it has a Delorean. You get it.
Captain America Super Soldier is a 2011 video game set during Captain America: The First Avenger. This is that game.
Rampage is a popular series of games that ran from the 80's right up to the new 2018 movie with The Rock. In hindsight, were the games any good? Nah not really.
Avengers: Infinity War is nearly here so why not visit one of the worst games based off the Infinity War/Gauntlet story arc. It's boring and bad and hard and you fight 100 Hawkeye's and you'd think that'd be good but it's not good. Boo. That's my review.
So Avengers: Infinity War is a big ol' full movie that's out that you can watch but why would you. Especially when you can check out this awesome 1980's issue of the West Coast Avengers featuring Iron man, Ant-man and Hawkeye. Big thanks to Ben Chinapen for the editing and Erik Chen for the animated panels!
The Predator is getting another sequel with a trailer inbound soon. The Predator on the Nintendo Entertainment System is a stupid game that I hate that only an idiot would enjoy. Caravan Of Garbage will be back next week with a comic. Reluctantly.
It's nice to tackle something good which this week is Deadpool Issue 11. This one sees Deadpool take over the life of Peter Parker and ruin Spider-man's day. Like I said it's pretty good.
Because Solo: A Star Wars Story is a movie we've returned to the Star Wars Infinities comics where in Return of the Jedi Han Solo goes blind permanently. Its been a wild ride.
Because Solo: A Star Wars Story is still a movie so we've decided to revisit the TV series Droids. Though to be fair there's some weird Solo links that are definitely a co-incidence OR ARE THEY?
Ocean’s 11 is a great franchise. But at the same time it’s mostly not a very good franchise especially when you take into consideration the 1960’s film on which everything is based. Even if Ocean’s 8 is the worst film the original Ocean’s 11 is still the worst film.
Long before The Incredibles 2 kicked off there was a now out of continuity sequel game called Rise Of The Underminer on the PS2. What a world.
It's time to return to Jurassic Park the video game on the Super Nintendo just in time for Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. We aim to find the T-Rex and maybe we do or maybe we don't.
Post Avengers Infinity War and pre Ant-man & The Wasp we take a look at the 1966 animated series, The Marvel Superhero Show. Imagine if you will, the worst looking, cheapest and the dumbest series imaginable. I hate this and you should too.
Caravan of Garbage returns for an early Ant-man story just in time for Ant-man and the Wasp. This time a classic comic tale from a while back I can't remember specifically when. Also he fights an egg man.
Look I know putting Tom Cruise in the thumbnail for Mission Impossible 1988 is dishonest but at the same time nobody knows who any of those people are anymore. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE BABY IT'S A DIFFICULT MISSION FALLOUT ROGUE NATION 2018 MEETS 1988 YEEEEAH.
Before Mission Impossible: Fallout we check out Mission Impossible on the Nintendo Entertainment System. We had a horrible time because it's a horrible game.
Imagine an Aquaman cancelled TV Pilot so bad that it felt like it was made in 2006. Well imagine no more.
With a new Venom movie due out in the year that it is now 2018 let's revisit a classic Spider-man game where Vemon is a playable character that can eat children, Ultimate Spider-man from 2005.
Both Robocop and The Terminator will be returning real soon in Robocop Returns and Terminator...6 or maybe 3 again but. Regardless we revisited Robocop VS Terminator on the Sega Master System or Genesis if you're one of those types. Thanks for watching!
Predator Concrete Jungle has been a much requested requested addition to Caravan of Garbage. So here it is because there's a new movie called The Predator not to be confused with Predator or Predators.
Original Title: Batman Begins
Original Title: Batman Begins (Really)
That's right, we're back to talk The Lord of the Rings! This week we're talking about The Two Towers (video game). Next week we're coming back to talk the movie but whilst that is being sorted we've got a look at the OFFICIAL video game which also features a significant chunk of The Fellowship of the Ring plus the entire voice cast. Thanks for watching everyone!
A mere year after the first entry in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy came The Two Towers, not simply a rehash of what came before but a vastly different continuation of the story. With the fellowship split up, Frodo and Sam making for Mordor with the one ring, Merry and Pippin hanging out with a talking tree and Aragon, Legolas and Gimli helping defend Rohan at Helms Deep things ramp up in a big way. Also Gandalf is back and he's got a new style and powers and stuff. Thanks for watching our Caravan of Garbage review
As far as movie tie in games go The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King is up there with the best. Building on the foundation of The Two Towers it allows more playble characters, bigger levels, more on screen enemies and is overall a fairly accurate representation of the movie itself. We'll be covering the movie this time next week but until then please enjoy this if you want to do that. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2003 The Lord of the Rings trilogy came to it's stunning conclusion with The Return of the King. Everything has been building to this moment, Aragorn ascenending to the throne, Frodo and Sam fast approaching Mount Doom, Merry and Pippen picking they're own teams and Legolas...killing an elephant or something. Sweeping the academy awards with 11 wins and pulling in over a billion dollars Middle Earth had never been bigger! And it never would again. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Though there have been many iterations of the Man of Steel, Christopher Reeve's portrayal of Superman in his four films is still the gold standard. Here we take a look back at Superman 1978, Superman II, Superman III and Superman IV: The Quest For Peace. Plus two other movies technically set in that universe in Superman Returns and Supergirl. Thanks for watching! Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
There was a time when The Hunger Games movies were one of the biggest franchises on the planet! Then between movies three and four people kinda lost interest. However! Let's all take another look at The Hunger Games, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 and The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2. A simpler time when Jennifer Lawrence firing a bow and arrow whilst sporting a braid was big business. Thanks for watching Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
The original Steven Spielberg 1993 classic Jurassic Park based on the Michael Crichton novel of the same name was an absolute cinematic gamechanger. Bringing dinosaurs to life with a unique combination of stop motion blended with state of the art CGI it posed the question, should humankind medal with nature and if so should we hire more than one guy to control the entire fencing system as to stop said nature from breaking out and eating everyone? Anyways great cast and script plus there were two more not as good but pretty good Jurassic Park movies before the World trilogy which is definitely not as good. Thanks for watching! Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
In 2013 Warner Brothers and Zack Snyder rebooted the DC Universe starting with Henry Cavill's Superman in Man Of Steel. Although not met with universal praise it made more than enough at the box office to lead right into it's sequel Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice. Then the poorer reception to that plus what was percieved as a disappointing return and personal tradgedy had The Avengers own Joss Whedon take over the completion of the Jusitce League in 2017, a movie everyone regards as terrible because it mostly is. Fortunately however Zack Snyder was allowed to return to finish his version in 2021 with the Snyder Cut, a four hour and two minute extravaganza! What a wild ride it all was. Thanks for watching! Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
We're back with the first Caravan Of Garbage for 2025, Captain America: The First Avenger. In the lead up to Brave New World we take a look back at the first in the trilogy and the introduction of Chris Evan's portrayal of Steve Rogers. Acting as a prequel in the MCU timeline it takes us back to his battles with the Red Skull and Hydra during the events of World War II. Directed by The Rocketeer's Joe Johnston and also starring Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter, Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes and Stanley Tucci as Dr. Abraham Erskine it managed to lay the groundwork for future installments on top of being an absolultely cracking adventure movie in its own right. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review! Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
We've reached what many consider to be the pinnacle of the MCU, 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Taking place after the events of The Avengers we again see Steve Rogers adjusting to the modern world and delves into the grey area surrounding his work in the modern day. Also Hydra is back! And a mysterious assassin wearing a mask with a metal arm who may have ties to Captain America'a past! Also Nick Fury does some really cool stuff for what is probably the last time. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Captain America is back and this time he wants to beat up Iron Man! In wrapping up our look at the Steve Rogers Captain America trilogy we take a look at the biggest entry, Civil War. After Tony Stark again begins to feel bad about being a bad bloke he backs the General Ross drafted Sokovia Accords which means more regulations for any enhanced beings. This acts as the introduction of both Spider-Man and Black Panther and divides The Avengers into two distinct teams who beat each other up in an airport among other physical activities.
Daredevil 2003 came in the a wave of Marvel comic book success stories like Blade, Spider-Man and X-Men. Ben Affleck's Matt Murdoch however didn't manage to reach those same heights despite being a pretty solid action movie. For the time. How could it not with Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin, Colin Farrell in his first comic book villain role as Bullseye and Jennifer Garner as Elektra who recently returned in Deadpool & Wolverine. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Daredevil may not have gotten the sequel it probably I guess deserved but it did get a spin-off. ELEKTRA. 2005. Brought back to life using magic or a wish or something after being killed in Daredevil, Jennifer Garner returns to the role where this time she's an assassin who can sometimes see the future sometimes. This time she has to face The Hand and a bunch of henchpeople who are probably mutants including a man who's tattoo's come to life and also his name is Tattoo. All in all it's not very good. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
The first cinematic adaptation of The Punisher happened to be a little known action film from the late 80's staring Dolph Lundgren. Sure he was missing the signature white skull, black jumpsuit and white boots (disgraceful ommission) but there's a lot of core elements that have held up pretty well despite the limations of the era. SO COME WITH US as we journey through all the films in the Punisher's repertoire and thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2004 Marvel took another shot at making a Punisher live action adaptation after the success of Spider-Man, X-Men & Daredevil (I guess?), the Thomas Jane in the lead role. Also acting as his Year One original story it pits him against John Travolta and a family of mobsters who had his entire extended family un-alived (that's for YouTube censorship) after Frank Castle acted out a truely bizarre undercover pantomime drug deal. It's fairly melodramatic and drawn out but it does boast one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
It's time for peak The Punsiher everyone. In 2008 under the Marvel Knights brand Lionsgate attempted another Punisher rebooted with Ray Stevenson stepping into the role of Frank Castle. It wasn't recieved well at the time nor did it perform well at the box office despite, in hindsight, it being an incredible fun and gory time at the movies. Director Lexi Alexander managed to craft what feels like the truest on screen adaptation of the character we've ever seen and even manages to include the likes of Jigsaw, with a suitably unhinged performance from Dominic West. Great stuff. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
With the release of both The Minecraft movie and The Last of Us Season 2 we thought we'd revist some classic video game adaptations. So we're kicking things off with 1994's Double Dragon! A bad movie that came out at the wrong time. Martial arts, action set pieces, humor, this has all of that but none of it is very good. Thanks for checking out our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 1994 the Street Fighter name was riding high off the back of Street Fighter II, an arcade classic. This meant it was the perfect time to release a movie adaptation and who better to play the role of Guile than Jean-Claude Van Damme at the height of his fame. Much maligned at the time it's become somewhat of a cult classic despite being more GI Joe than Street Fighter. But at least some of the actors look like some of the video game characters. Plus, it has Australia's own Kylie Minogue and an incredible performance from Raul Julia. Thanks for watching our Caravan of Garbage review.
Wing Commander is a bad movie that came out in 1999. Sure it's based on a much beloved computer game series (that features the likes of Mark Hamill) and stars both Freddie Prinze Jr and Matthew Lillard. Plus it was directed by Chris Roberts who not only created the original series but also the upcoming Star Citizen video game which is going to change the way you do video games. All in all though it was a horrible experience. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review Check out bigsandwich.co for early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries and video game let's plays
By popular demand we've been forced into covering Uncharted 2021, an adaptation of some of the Naughty Dog video game series. Not the good one (The Last Of Us on HBO) but Uncharted 2021, a movie that mostly covers some of the ground seen in parts 3 and 4. With Tom Holland taking on the role as a young Nathan Drake and Mark Wahlberg playing that much beloved character, himself, this globe trotting adventure sets the bar for movies that feel like they come out in 2014. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Oh my goodness it's Jason Bourne. That's right we're taking a look at all of the movies in the Jason Bourne-universe. Beginning with the Doug Liman directed Matt Damon starring action-espionage thriller The Bourne Identity. Set against a European backgrop and also featuring the likes of Franka Potente, Julia Stiles, Brian Cox, Clive Owen and Chris Cooper the story follows a man whom after beig dredged out of the ocean with no memory must follow a series of clues to discover the truth behind his past. And it turns out he's an assassin or whatever. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Matt Damon as Jason Bourne is back in the first of many sequels! This time he has to try and remember all of his memories by tracking down another old man who made him do a Treadstone. It's got action! A car chase! More things from the first movie! It also has Paul Greengrass taking over directorial duties with a script sort of from Andor's Tony Gilroy. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
We've reached the end of the road for Jason Bourne, wrapping up the Matt Damon led trilogy where everything finally falls into place. Old white guys at Treadstone LOOK OUT because Jason Bourne is going to come to your work when you're not there and you'll be like "hey man what the hell". Anyways be sure to come back next week and also the week after for the continuing adventures of Jason Bourne and his best friend Aaron Cross
Pre-cursor to Caravan of Garbage, "Never Go Back". Episode 1
Pre-cursor to Caravan of Garbage, "Never Go Back". Episode 2 - Justice League Task Force "Versus Showdown Spectacular". ...look I'll be honest with you it ain't that spectacular but I'm away for NY & this is the only way I can get a video up. Happy 2015 everyone!
Pre-cursor to Caravan of Garbage, "Never Go Back". Episode 3 - Captain America & The Avengers. Never Go Back returns with Captain America and the Avengers arcade addition, just in time for Age Of Ultron!