1. Cher opens the show with "There'll Be Some Changes Made" and a monologue about how bad she is at telling jokes. 2. Anthony sings "Quilp" 3. Cher joins Anthony for "Take a Little Dab Of Hope" 4. Cher appears in a commercial blackout about losing weight. 5. "Life With Laverne" -- Laverne (Cher) gets an interior decorator (Anthony) to help her with a complete makeover of her apartment. 6. Tina performs "River Deep, Mountain High" 7. Ike and Tina perform "Baby, Get It On" 8. Ike impresses Cher with his deep, philosophical thoughts. 9. A nouveau rich couple (Cher and Anthony) learn that their stolen car is being held for ransom. 10. Cher sings "You Turn Me On" 11. Cher and Tina perform "Country Side Of Life" 12. Anthony pitches a record album containing the bottom one hundred songs. 13. Anthony and Tina join Cher for a spirited salute to the old-time revival meetings