Ronald Reagan wants revenge on the unstable Steve in the premiere of this animated comedy chronicling the hijinks of a pair of brothers who teach at a state university.
The Mayor is tired of the riots sparked by UCI, and challenges The Dean to an arm wrestling contest for control of the school.
A giant baby destroys the campus, and the faculty is split on how to handle the situation.
Student registration for the History Department sinks to an all-time low after the death of Harold, one of the faculty's best professors. Steve must come up with a plan to save their jobs while Frank becomes convinced that he's getting unsolicited attention from a paranormal being.
Steve realizes life after tenure isn't as exciting as he suspected, and Pony finds out that the Dean has a secret that he'd do anything to keep hidden.
The Staff-Only Prom is thrown in a condemned building formerly used by Professor Cakes who experimented on hippies there.
The professors join together to build robotic replicas of themselves to take their place.
After both Frank and Steve sustain life-threatening injuries during a wrestling match, Dr. Falgot performs surgery on them turning Frankensteve into a super brother.
Baby cakes accidentally meets his old imaginary friend one day, and must travel into his own mind to defeat the beast before said friend destroys his real body.
Different departments on campus are selected for The Dean's List, an annual scavenger hunt that is much more dangerous than it sounds.
Frank wants to give a perfect lecture on the first day of school.
Pony must take drastic measures to afford a recently raised tuition.
The history department hires a new professor who looks just like Steve. Pony reveals she can't speak Spanish.
Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.
Kenny Winker is giving away a ticket to hang with him on his tour bus.
Frank bets that he will be the focus of the "Person of the Day" news segment.
Total Validation, China, IL's newest counselling service, will determine who is right or wrong in any relationship.
God returns to Earth in the form of a surfer dude and starts rewriting his own Ten Commandments, but his appearance leads to the spread of a Beach Boys theme around campus, which Steve can't tolerate. Meanwhile, Professor Cakes uses Frank to test out his new invention, the "Haardvark."
Frank becomes a Buddhist monk after being exiled from the university for playing a forbidden prank on Steve during "Prank Week". After dreaming about Joe McCarthy's "witch hunts" during a lecture, Baby Cakes decides to capture various professors who he suspects are witches, leading to rumors of a serial killer roaming China, IL.
The UCI history professors place suggestion boxes in their classrooms, but one student's prank message in Frank's box convinces him to turn anorexic. Baby Cakes helps a foreign transfer student he calls "Aladdin" around campus, convinced that he's a genie. Overwhelmed by his worst fear, an infestation of wild "brown hogs" on campus, The Dean shuts himself off from the world and gives Pony carte blanche to bring the problem under control.
Frank and Steve compete over their annual "Gentleman's Bet"; The Dean & The Mayor solicit Pony & Baby Cakes’ help for a Think Tank.
Frank's anus learns how to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comic.
Steve, Frank and Baby Cakes start a band in order to gain the attention of a beautiful celebrity.
Since crows have the intelligence of 4-year-old humans, the dean enrolls a murder of them as new students.
The Mayor bans eating anchovies in town; Trump's child is the newest student at UCI.
Baby Cakes cannot attend the faculty Parent's Day at UCI because he must visit his mother for the weekend.
In order to prove his masculinity, Frank challenges a boxing legend to a fight; Baby Cakes and Pony compete in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.
Steve, Frank, Baby Cakes and Pony all become life coaches for each other.
Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich; Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.
The season ends with an hour-long musical. Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Frank learns why women find him unattractive; Pony and Steve try to prove they are good people.
