The legend of Madonna, Queen of the Razzies, begins with her first leading role in "Shanghai Surprise," a bomb that stank like week-old chow mein.
Cameos: It's like acting but not!
Here's some wisdom for ya: Madonna shouldn't direct movies.
Wallis Simpson: The woman so wonderful a king gave up his kingdom. "W.E.": The movie so bad it ended Madonna's film career.
The final Cinemadonna takes a look at Madonna's worst-ever album!