New Education System Explained
Thanking Taxpayers
He's not here.
Concern for the Environment
A Highlight's Package.
A Rich Fantasy Life
Call Me Christopher
The Reality Is
The Gallipoli Experience
A Valuable Contribution
A Complete Rooster Up
The Prostate Explained
Just a routine enquiry.
Religious instruction.
Working Class Background
Trouble with stamps.
Nobody likes me.
Stand up the boy who said that.
Crossword
BHP Spokesman
W.A. Inc. Our man in Dublin.
W.A. Inc. Our Man in Perth
W.A. Inc. Our man in Wonderland.
Couple of Bucks.
Mad law from Mars.
A standing ovation.
Bob Collins, Australian Senator
A consumption tax.
A message from Spain.
The bell lap.
A problem with Hewson.
A problem with Richo.
New luxury units for sale. (Call now !)
Rapping with the Duds.
Recession over yestermorrow.
Labor leadership - duelling banjo's.
A compelling presence.
Announces his resignation.
Memory Loss
Not announcing his book.
Policy Initiatives.
A glowing tribute.
Deja Vu.
A great result all round.
Mr. D. Massacre.
Pacific Bomb Tests.
Hypothetical Question.
The Union Moomin.
Police Methods.
A Modest Proposal.
A Parting Shot.
IR Reform
A History Lesson.
Swimming at the Olympics.
Waltzing Matilda.
The Kurds.
A Stark Choice.
The Stockmarket Explained.
A Love of Art.
Selling Telstra.
Mandatory Sentencing.
Aboriginal Policy
Could have declined the invitation.
Corroboree 2000.
GST Chains Commercial
Frequent Flyers
Fiji
Olympic Drug Tests.
A vote of thanks.
The GST made easy.
Fixing the ABC.
The year's highlight's.
A Safe Pair of Feet
Service to Customers
HIH Collapse
Smart Thinking
OneTel Collapse
The Ashes Squad
Kyoto
Very Important Interview
Tampa
Competition or Collusion
Whither Opposition
Manoora
Policy Differences
Where the Surplus has Gone.
Essential Media Content
Refugee Policy
Surveillance
Zimbabwe
Price Check Aisle 3
Health Insurance
Qantas
Telstra Services Greatly Improved
The International Democratic Union
Defence Policy Made Clear
Quiz
Lacks Gorm
Proposes a Way Out
A Wilderbeast
9/11 Anniversary Coverage
Weapons of Moderate Destruction
Telstra Sale
Police Stations
Pre-emptive Strikes
The Man who Cried Wolf
Fridge Magnet
Renovations
Out of Sync
Iraq War Quiz
Argument for War
Health
The Most Boring Man in the World.
Also Wants a go on the Bike.
Wants a go on the Bike
Hands in Someone Else's Work
Telstra Services
An Actor
David Hicks
A Record Deficit
Bryan Prepares
The Provision of Hesion
Renewable Energy
The Difference
An Audience with His Grace
Too Old to Criticise
John Howard
Nobody Told Him
reforming the Universities
Staying out of Domestic politics
After the Deluge
Defence Accounts
Back in the Job
The State of The Monarchy
Live from Anzac Cove
The Bike Problems Continue
Won't Give Peter a Turn
Being in Opposition
Immigration and Reconcilliation
New Anti-terrorism Laws
Right Wing Incidents in the Life of Christ
Publishing his Diaries
Counter Terrorism Laws
The Hicks Charade
Bias
Nero
The Commonwealth Games
Uranium and Wheat
In Trouble Over Bullying
Brought in for Balance
Selling Snowy Project
Vetoed Snowy Sale
Assume We're the Government
Parent / Teacher meeting
Finding a Believer
A Howard Impression
Terry Hicks
Selling the Rest of Telstra
Selling Medibank to Bryan
Kevin's IR Project
Criteria for Assessing Media Bias
Urgent Action on Climate Change
Didn't Sit the Exams
Actually a Doctor
Goes Green
How to be a Lobbyist
The Hicks Trial Explained
Measuring Up
Rhetorical Questions ? Are You Serious?
Exam Results
Hobson's Choice
Divine Guidance
The Campaign
The Bi-Cameral System
YouTube
The Terrifying Legislation
Honesty in Politics
Geoff Cousins
Abide with Me
Nuclear Power
Electoral Blandishments
Achievements of the Howard Government
A Sound Problem
Last Minute Scare Campaign
Punctuality
Head Boy Appointed for Next Year
Minister for Not Answering Questions
Howard's End (Four Corners)
Interest Rate Rises
The Summit
Chinese Phrasebook
People are Hopeless
Market Economics
Sub-Prime Crisis Deepens
Subjects to Avoid
Being Nice to Brendan
Obscene Payments
The Surplus
Aussies Going Well
What I Did in the Holidays
Emissions Trading Explained
Completely Bushed
Ideal Conditions
I had no Idea
The Howard Years 1
The Howard Years 2
Krazy Kevin's Bargains
'On matters green'
'Economists'
'Doom and gloom'
'Golden handshakes'
'Another meeting of minds'
'The G20 Summit'
'The major banks'
Blanket opposition
'Australia's recession'
'A busy PM'
The swine flu
The budget explained
'Assumptions about assumptions'
'Comparing political leaders'
'A look under the bonnet of the economy'
'A sensitive issue'
'Farewell'
Cockups 101
Ashes preview
'In Rome'
'On the Ashes'
'Dodging the GFC'
'Prime ministerial report'
The Year of Living in a Dickens Novel
The ETS, a User's Guide
History, the Musical
Earth to Barnaby
A Well-Oiled Machine
The Differences Between the Howard Government and the Rudd Government
Global Warming Conference
Leading From the Front
A Masterclass
Not the Pacific Solution
See the Website for Tour Dates
Not the Indonesian Solution
Support Report
Great Tune, Shame About the Lyrics
The Apology
The Great Schism
On Donner! On Blitzen!
Stephen Conroy, Communications Minister
Joe Hockey, Opposition Spokesman On The Universe
A Prominent Editor
Barnaby Joyce, National Party Senator
Malcolm Turnbull
British Election Reporter
Mastermind Contestant: Mr Percy Verance
Mastermind Contestant: Roger
Mastermind Contestant: Mr Owen Heeps
A BP Spokesman
A Sports Reporter, World Cup, South Africa
Julia Gillard, Prime Minister
Mastermind Contestant, Mr Ignatius Norant
Sports Reporter, Tour de France
A Voter In The 2010 Federal Election
A Real Voter.
Mr S Stragon
Mr Rob Oakeshott and Mr Tony Windsor
Tony Abbott, Australian Opposition Leader; Julia Gillard, Australian Prime Minister; Christopher Pyne, MP; Anthony Albanese, MP.
Mr J Strapp, Sports Reporter.
Julio Gillardio, Rescued miner.
Stephen Smith. Australian Defence Minister.
Mr Bincup, a Mastermind contestant.
Mr Oliver Gopoly, Australian banking executive.
Mr X Porter, an Australian farmer.
Kel Excitement.
An airline executive.
The Australian Cricket Selectors.
Sandy Claus, CEO, Festive Logistics Solutions.
Tony Abbott, Opposition Leader, currently.
Wayne Swan, Federal Treasurer & Joe Hockey, Shadow Treasurer.
A Health Professional.
Mr Constantine Vergence.
Mr Bill Shorten, Assistant Treasurer.
Mr Kevin Rudd.
Mr B. Metricpressure. A Contestant.
Senator Bob Brown.
Kel Excitement, Royal Wedding Expert.
Oliver Beerthanks.
Mr Chris Bowen, Immigration Minister.
Dougal Entendre, Sport Reporter.
Joe Hockey, Shadow Treasurer.
Pat Pending, Inventor.
A Voter.
Glenn Stevens, Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia.
Associate Producer, Federal Theatre, Canberra.
Nico Nomist.
Hugh Joppertunity, media reporter.
Two Current Affairs Broadcasters.
Ross Terdon, Reporter, London Bureau.
Edward Hightackle, Quiz participant.
Kel Excitement, London correspondent.
Juan Previousowner, Quiz contestant.
Abe Anchor, European financial wizard.
Chris and Scott, Quiz contestants.
Wayne Swan, Treasurer.
The Important Tax Forum.
A Movie Publicist.
Avery Largenumber, Economist.
Dr Saulways-Wright.
Ty Marchezon, Quiz contestant.
Prof. R. Bittrarge.
Anthony Albanese, Leader of the House in the Australian Parliament.
Alan Joyce, CEO, Qantas Airways.
Wayne Swan, Treasurer and Deputy Prime Minister.
Wayne Manger, Quiz contestant.
A Senior Editor.
Wes Wally, Mastermind Contestant and Sudoku Enthusiast.
Section Editor, A Major Media Organisation.
Alf Weidersen, Economist.
Jeremiah, known to his friends as Wozza.
Clive Palmer. Businessman, mining magnate and part-time critic.
Phil McColumn, News Correspondent.
Peter Slipper. Speaker in the Australian Parliament.
A Booking Agent. Here's the deal.
Bill Shorten. Minister for Employment and Workplace Relations.
Mr Glenn Stevens, Governor of the Reserve Bank.
An author, discussing his definitive work.
Mr William Nilly, quiz contestant.
Bob Carr. Australian Foreign Minister.
Mort Gagebelt, Contestant.
Dave Smate.
Colin Barnett, Premier of Western Australia
An Actual Political Scientist.
Ray Ningpuns, London Correspondent.
Tony Abbott. Opposition Leader.
An Economist.
Dennis Elbow.
Gerard Depardieulounge.
Avery Tiredman; quiz contestant.
Joel Fitzgibbon, Chief Government Whip.
Admiral Dennis Racquet RN.
Jeff Demisson, Political Scientist.
Mr Richard Whittington.
Morris Grahame. Contestant.
Mr Robert Dazzler, Retailer.
Ivor Badfeeling, a self-funded retiree.
Campbell Newman, Premier of Queensland
Alan Jones. Radio host.
Watt Amess, a keen observer of Australian politics.
European Economic History, a users' guide.
Dave Haemoglobin
Chris Bowen, Minister for Immigration and Semantics.
Mr Gerald Mander, Analyst.
A Senior Racing Authority.
Albie Doubleyou, cricket commentator.
A Trouble Shooter for Australian Immigration.
Wayne Swan, Deputy Prime Minister
Victor Relapse, Top Flight Investigative Sports Journalist
Kevin Rudd, Pretender to the Throne of France
Percy Nalbest, Media Liaison Officer with the Australian Swimming Team
Colin Oscopy, Media Commentator
Gray Tinnings, Australian Cricket Manager
Senator Bob Carr, Foreign Minister
Luka Busy, Advisor to the European Central Bank
Ewan Husarmi, Quiz Contestant
Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbott release the Opposition Broadband policy.
Sir Maurice Dancer, Historian
Clive Palmer, Mining Magnate and Political Colossus
Wayne Swan, Treasurer of Australia and Joe Hockey, Opposition Spokesman
A Literary Critic
A Colourful Sydney Racing Identity
Economics Lecturer Number 14,000,006
A Professional Affirmation Provider
A Whistleblower
Evan Essence, Mastermind Contestant
An Unnamed Shadow Minister
Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia
Mal Vernstar, Cycling Commentator
Andy Spoldem, Cricket Correspondent
An Unidentified Opposition Leader
Hywel Neva Walker-Loan, Quiz Contestant
Tony Abbott, Opposition Leader Answering questions, where it is safe to do so.
Quiz contestant Artie Laing uses trivia to gain control of the Upper House.
Adam Smith, Mastermind Contestant
Dave, the Busiest Man in the Country
Senator George Brandis
Rhys Huffell, Quiz Contestant
Nicholas Name, Forex Dealer and Sports Aficionado
Scott Morrison, Minister for Immigration and Border Protection
Bill Shorten, Opposition Leader
Benjamin de Rules, Quiz Contestant
Andrew Widebut-Gotawaywell, Gentleman and Scholar
Head prefect Tony Abbott is quizzed about debt, asylum boats and the carbon tax.
Hugh Manrights, Mastermind Contestant
Wayne Interruption, Cricket Commentator
Declan Halls, Foreign Affairs Spokesman
Tony Abbott, Prime Minister
Normal Programming Will be Resumed as Soon as Possible.
Mr Rufous Whistler
Al Pinehut, Winter Sports Expert
Scott, a schoolboy
A very keen quiz contestant
Spokesmen from the Two Main Political Parties
A contestant skilled in identifying sounds
Sgt. B. J. Dawe Protecting the public where it is safe to do so.
Glenn Stevens, Governor of The Reserve Bank
Ike A'Kearing, a contestant of Huguenot descent
Clive Palmer
Joe Hockey, Treasurer of Australia
Robin Peter, Payments Officer with the Australian Government
Christopher Pyne, Leader of the House and Education Minister
Lars Torders, An incendiary device repairer
Malcolm Turnbull, Minister for Leafy Suburbs and Post-Copernican Ideas
Phil Mexpert, Cinema Reviewer
Arthur Swissbank, Senior Protocols Advisor to FIFA
Denny Kistmee, Slush Fund Consultant
Lorne Dennis, Respected Sports Commentator
Lionel Dropout, Customer Relations Consultant
Senator Clive Palmer
Derek Debit, retailer of Joe Hockies
An Important Government Functionary, One of Many
Mr Desmond Gruntled, Financial Projectionist
Mr Tim Astraya, Asparagus Farmer
An Extremely Senior Australian Treasury Official
Bill Shorten, House Prefect
Mr Desmond Traction, Fear Maintenance Officer
Mr Arlo Sailor, News Sub-editor
Archie Baldprize, a croupier with the Federal treasury
Roger Wilco, Pilot with the Tax Dept.
Rowan Machine, a resident of Albury
Mr Stipendiary Stewart, a horse-racing aficionado
Bert Cage, Student of Form and Likelihood
Godfrey Marketz, Economic strategist
Joe Hockey, Australian Treasurer
Walter Waldrivel, Sales Manager at an important daily newspaper
The Duke of Edinburgh Day Honours List.
Dr Dawe does an excellent job here.
Nothing we're doing is working.
Democracy. From the Greek ‘Demos’ and ‘Crassy’
A Few Words With the Clubhouse Leader
A Gift for Management
Does Australia Need a Government?
Can We Have Our $29billion Back?
Never has so much been owed to so many, by so few.
Repairing the Budget using only a sense of wonder and a cigar.
An Interesting Defence Begins to Take Shape
Bryan’s quick-thinking could save Australia $12b here.
Please Note the Position of the Exit Nearest Your Seat
The word ‘Election’ on P 13 of the budget papers, should read 'Projected Surplus'.
The State of Politics. (Perhaps you might like to sit down.)
Reaching Out to the Young. Adorbz.
Les wins a prize beyond the dreams of avarice.
A refusal to be bullied by the majority.
The new sliding scale of ethics. Officially launched this week.
A few venue problems but otherwise a strong preparation.
Aussies Away to a Great Start at Wimbledon.
Malcolm Turnbull, an enigma explained.
Please call Dave, Julie and Barry, Jim Baigent, Norma and Phil, Knackers and Fiona Wallop.
Would-be Quiz Contestant Seeking a recount in the hope of working with Bryan again
The masterclass continues
Mac Rowe, economist.
Homer Phobe, a policy advisor to the Australian Government.
Greg Hunt Minister for* the Environment
Radical suggestions from an insider
A difficult but necessary conversation
A seamless transition in our sales division
Australian political history, in some detail
All three portfolios are united in a single $50b infrastructure project
With one bound Malcolm was free
Scott's book got 4.5 stars in 'Tractor Weekly'
In full sail as we head for open water
Some Slight Contradictions as We Move Abbottlessly Forward
Billy, a schoolboy.
The night the Abbott went down
In which a number of issues are discussed
The Nativity Play. Does it send the wrong message?
Norman Harvey, festive retail consultant.
Live from the cricket, where the Test is perfectly poised
A clean-up around the property and some refurb details re: The Lodge.
Various things are on the table.
A Very Congenial Exchange
The position explained, with a couple of exceptions
The honourable member for Stasis West
Mr. Portunity, Senior Executive at a major news organisation
Mr. Evan Elpus, Customer Services Consultant
Mr Lewis Poles, Tax Advisor.
'Third Time Lucky' first up from a spell and looking good
The Australia Voter
An exciting moment for Bryan
Secondary issues facing Australia.
A Bold Alternative In Australian Politics.
The Australian electoral system explained.
The electorates to keep an eye on
Arthur struggles here, even on very familiar ground
Bryan’s useful suggestion to help the nation’s leader
Democracy in Australia, a work in progress
The government you ordered has been delayed. Should be here Tuesday
Thank God this couldn't happen here
Enjoying your new mandate without opening it
Caveat Emptor
Mixed results and Scott's help may be problematic
Where to now for Australia?
Leader of the House, Christopher Pyne
Tony Abbott. Hon Member for Schadenfreude
A humble backbencher
The Grand Final
The presidential race is beautifully poised
John, a very active retiree
Running a country is a very big job
A significant increase in part-time employment
News in the post-election world
Some Great Xmas Gift Ideas Here
The importance of a strong team in sales and marketing
They Will Be Back On Air In 2017, Beginning On March 2. Children Will Be Given A Half-day Off School And The Fireworks Will Commence At 6 -57pm. It's all going terribly well
Malcolm Turnbull, Prime Minister
Mr Xavier Breth. Online News Director
Wal Socket. Energy Consultant
Peter Dutton, Minister for Immigration
Hector Pastel, Senior Meteorologist
Scott Morrison, Federal Treasurer
After the sudden death of John Clarke a repeat episode of 'Clarke and Dawe' was broadcast, specially selected by his family. It was a repeat of the classic episode first broadcast on 8/7/2010 titled "Immigration" and staring "Ignatius Norant, Consultant".
A special unseen episode of Clarke & Dawe in memory of John Clarke (1948-2017). Dawe, in his usual role as interviewer, then quizzes Clarke on popular neologisms from celebrity nicknames like ScarJo to "fake news".
"This Spokesbird appears by arrangement with Birdlife Australia and other Red-Necked Stints." Every year millions of migratory waterbird birds fly from feeding grounds in Australia to breeding grounds in Northern Asia. This year, Birdlife Australia decided to explain and monitor this process and John and Bryan were asked to participate. Fortunately Bryan has a great interest in these matters and knew how to get hold of a few spokesbirds. Here is his first encounter.
"This Spokesbird appears by arrangement with Birdlife Australia and The Pan-National Association of Eastern Curlews." Bryan continues with his excellent project for Birdlife Australia, interviewing various migratory waterbirds before they fly to Northern Asia. Here he speaks to an Eastern Curlew.
"This Spokesbird appears by arrangement with Birdlife Australia and the Global Godwits Association." Bryan continues with his excellent project of interviewing migratory waterbirds before they fly to Northern Asia. Here he speaks to a bar-tailed godwit.
"This Spokesbird appears by arrangement with Birdlife Australia and Red Knots R Us." Bryan's series of interviews with migratory waterbirds before they fly to Northern Asia. Here he speaks to a Red Knot.
"This Spokesbird appears by arrangement with Birdlife Australia and Ruddy Turnstones Anonymous." Bryan concludes his excellent series on migratory waterbirds. Here he speaks to a Ruddy Turnstone.
We pay tribute to much loved satirist John Clarke, with moving tributes from colleagues, politicians, comedians & friends including Former PM Paul Keating, Gina Riley, Sam Neill, Colin Lane, Frank Woodley & more.