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Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo
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Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI
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November 6, 2012
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I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them
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November 7, 2012
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The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies
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November 8, 2012
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“Boo!”, Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was
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November 13, 2012
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The Vague Man Who Said Something
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November 14, 2012
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The Lorax XXX
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November 15, 2012
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What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay
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November 26, 2012
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Dial N for 'Not How You Spell Murder'
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November 27, 2012
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Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!
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November 28, 2012
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The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls
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November 29, 2012
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss
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December 3, 2012
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The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes
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December 4, 2012
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Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?
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The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing
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December 6, 2012
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Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope
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December 10, 2012
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The Narcoleptic Insomniac
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Conan's Got a Cold
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December 12, 2012
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The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel
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December 13, 2012
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Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'
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December 17, 2012
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The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit
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December 18, 2012
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The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing
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December 19, 2012
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Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for “Geese-a-Layin”
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December 20, 2012
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6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go
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January 7, 2013
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The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole
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Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote
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January 9, 2013
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Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong
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All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off
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Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish
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January 15, 2013
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The Chamomile Conundrum
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January 16, 2013
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Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!
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January 17, 2013
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Siri, Where Is My Kidney?
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January 21, 2013
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The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles
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January 22, 2013
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Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening
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January 23, 2013
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The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants
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January 24, 2013
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Sweet Home Al-Jazeera
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January 28, 2013
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The Day the Mime Stood Still
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January 29, 2013
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Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever
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January 30, 2013
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Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far
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January 31, 2013
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The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn
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February 4, 2013
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags
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February 5, 2013
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Yahtzee at the OK Corral
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February 6, 2013
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The Strange Case of Case Strangerson
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February 7, 2013
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The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice
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February 11, 2013
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The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication
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February 12, 2013
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School
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February 13, 2013
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Love Means Never Having to Say, “Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?”
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February 14, 2013
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The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery
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February 19, 2013
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“Waka Flocka Flame,” Said the Drunk Rooster
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February 20, 2013
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The Roomba with a View
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February 21, 2013
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The All-Girl Sausage Party
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February 25, 2013
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You Have the Right to Remain Naked
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February 26, 2013
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The Legend of Legend Cove
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February 27, 2013
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The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk
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February 28, 2013
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Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title
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March 4, 2013
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Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy
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March 5, 2013
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The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose
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March 6, 2013
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A Time to Kill Time
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March 7, 2013
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The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances
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March 11, 2013
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The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployed
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March 12, 2013
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Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes
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March 13, 2013
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The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie
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March 14, 2013
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I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins
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March 25, 2013
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The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?
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March 26, 2013
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The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle
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March 27, 2013
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The Ginger Went Down to Georgia
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April 1, 2013
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It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta
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Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured
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April 3, 2013
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The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title
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April 4, 2013
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The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake
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April 8, 2013
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The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut
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April 9, 2013
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Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville
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April 10, 2013
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Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel
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April 11, 2013
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The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis
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April 15, 2013
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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer
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April 16, 2013
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Django Snowchained
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April 17, 2013
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Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation
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April 18, 2013
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Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III
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April 29, 2013
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Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services
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April 30, 2013
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Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis
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May 1, 2013
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name
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The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me
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May 6, 2013
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The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch
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May 7, 2013
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Press “Pound” for Murder
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May 8, 2013
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The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige
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May 9, 2013
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There Is No “I” in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!
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May 14, 2013
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IMDBCooper
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May 15, 2013
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“Why Are You All Laughing?” Asked the Glass Blower
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May 16, 2013
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The Princess and the P. Diddy
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May 20, 2013
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Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke
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May 21, 2013
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The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!
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May 22, 2013
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The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard
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May 23, 2013
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Butt-Dial M for Murder
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June 3, 2013
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The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas
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June 4, 2013
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The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers
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June 5, 2013
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Alien Meets The Fokkers
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June 6, 2013
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The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad
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June 10, 2013
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Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing
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June 11, 2013
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Escape from Podcast Mountain
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June 12, 2013
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The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6
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June 13, 2013
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The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.
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June 24, 2013
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The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest
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June 25, 2013
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Never Name Your Daughter Dilda
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June 26, 2013
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The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt. Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!
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June 27, 2013
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The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy
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July 8, 2013
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When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.
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July 9, 2013
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My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
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July 10, 2013
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The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One “Steve”
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July 11, 2013
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The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie
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July 15, 2013
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There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm
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July 16, 2013
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Zero on the Richter Scale
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July 17, 2013
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Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S
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July 18, 2013
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99% Effort, 1% Milk.
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July 22, 2013
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Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters
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July 23, 2013
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“What Is Jeopardy?” Said the Senile Alex Trebek
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July 24, 2013
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Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy
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July 25, 2013
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Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes
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July 29, 2013
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One If by Land, Two If by Jetski
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July 30, 2013
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Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge
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July 31, 2013
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My Big Fat Greek Landlord
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August 1, 2013
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Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening
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August 5, 2013
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Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)
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August 6, 2013
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Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning
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August 7, 2013
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The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference
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August 8, 2013
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Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.
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August 12, 2013
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Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D
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August 13, 2013
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The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One
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August 14, 2013
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Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas
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August 15, 2013
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The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched
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September 3, 2013
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The Self-Centered Man Who Called It “MeTube”
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September 4, 2013
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DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN
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September 5, 2013
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The Evil “S” Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter
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September 9, 2013
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A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change
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September 10, 2013
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The Man Who Would Be King, But Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead.
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September 11, 2013
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Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading
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September 12, 2013
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Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango
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September 16, 2013
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The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In
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September 17, 2013
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Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills
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September 18, 2013
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The Fast and the Bi-Curious
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September 19, 2013
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Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White
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September 23, 2013
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Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent
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September 24, 2013
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The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album
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September 25, 2013
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Word Is a Four-Letter Word
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September 26, 2013
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The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of
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September 30, 2013
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Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home
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October 1, 2013
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Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3
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October 2, 2013
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A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode
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October 3, 2013
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Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper
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October 14, 2013
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The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined
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October 15, 2013
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Throwing Shade Since 1993
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October 16, 2013
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Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.
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October 17, 2013
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Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men
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October 21, 2013
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The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That “Good at Math” Stereotype
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October 22, 2013
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The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of “Brokeback Mountain”
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October 23, 2013
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Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime
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October 24, 2013
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Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed
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October 28, 2013
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Two Decades, Two Laughs
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October 29, 2013
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A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences
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October 30, 2013
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That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years
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