Chris discusses what it means to “be very LA”, the friendship between Kiefer Sutherland and Dennis Haysbert, and texting with his British friend, actor David Fynn.
Chris discusses something he hates: sports games that end in ties. Other topics on today's episode: liking Joe Buck, new planes vs. old planes, Tom Hanks, overly sensitive gun owners, Beyoncé (Bey v. Yoncé) and (surprise) 2 things in movies that Chris hates.
Chris gladly dives in on one of his favorite subjects: people (who aren't singers) who sing on social media. Other topics on this episode include Lil Yachty & Cee Lo at the Grammys, getting eh'wayyy too many emails, four guys in a convertible, getting old, Ricky Gervais's new movie Life on the Road, and meeting Dr. Dre. Hey! Tweet your questions using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter.
Hey guys, 4th episode. You really did it. This week Chris talks about liking coffee and trying to eat right. Chris discusses adolescence, geeky teenagers, famous teenagers, and daydreaming about exacting sweet revenge on teenage boys who play guitar at high school parties. Other topics include calling into a radio station to request songs (don't do that) and answering some questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter.
First ever 5th episode! In today's episode Chris talks about who is to blame for the big Oscar mess-up. Also in today's talk: old people who are happy, restaurants that have different menus for different meals, the evolution of rap, and Chief Keef's Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter.
Whoa we made it to the first ever 6th episode! In this week's episode, Chris discusses robots taking over the workforce and the 1998 song Closing Time by Semisonic. Also in today's episode: the movie Moneyball, rude people next to you on the plane, Garth Brooks, Colin Firth, and a whole bunch of fan questions. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter.
Hey babies! It's the 7th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about pet peeves. Also discussed: Samuel L. Jackson, Chris's dogs: Sam & Butters, the rapper Stitches, people standing up too soon to board a plane, kangaroos, and how quickly Chris would turn to sodomy if he was jailed for life. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter.
Hey babies, rude bwoys and side tings! It's the 8th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about adults who play board games. Also discussed: registered sex offenders who have bad breath, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Al Pacino, Asian-American names, being yourself, calling yourself a nerd, Chris's new French friend Leo, and of course the Donald Trump Jr. tree stump photo. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else.
Hey babies! It's the 9th episode! Wow. In today's discussion, Chris talks about Peter Thomas, the late voice actor and narrator of Forensic Files. Also discussed: meeting Sinbad, female traffic lights, and bad commercials where people laugh whimsically. Chris also makes a pitch to Tide Detergent to let him write, direct, and star in a commercial. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else.
Whoa, it's the first ever 10th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about BONDAY. #bonday is a fake day that Chris invented to describe people on social media who do nothing. Every day is Bonday for them. Also discussed: Chris's birthday and not wanting to do things for your birthday, people who say 'cha cha cha' in the middle of the birthday song, David Guetta (kind of), road trips, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash.
Wowie, first ever 11th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about the guy getting dragged off that United Airlines flight. Also discussed: Coachella, Stagecoach, country music, Shania Twain, expensive violins, pet snakes (don't get 'em), throwing hecklers out of live shows, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash.
Hey! It's the 12th episode! In today's discussion, Chris jumps back in on the Coachella discussion with a question for ya: y'boring? y'cuda? or are y'dult?. Also discussed: Inspirational Instgram posts, Lil Uzi Vert and his Marilyn Manson necklace, backhanded compliments, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash.
Hey! It's the 13th episode, and we're coming to you from Toronto! In today's discussion, Chris talks about making things awkward for people, karma vs. energy, Canadian comedy crowds, what it means to actually not give a fuck, Spooky Black, the beautiful way people dress in Toronto, Drake, boss shit, the road, adults who go to Disneyland, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash.
It's the 14th episode, and we're still coming to you from rainy Toronto! In today's discussion, Chris talks about Fyre Festival because of course. Also discussed: Jean Claude Van Damm and his new Twitter account, people who leave voicemails, TED talks, technology and exponential growth, robots, infomercials, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash.
Hey! It's the 15th episode, and we're back in LA! In today's discussion, Chris talks about the Met Gala. Also discussed: people who talk about loving the rain, robots in movies, liking shoes too much, his Australian seat neighbor on his flight who was really livin' it up, The LOX, when Chris wanted his family to call him 'Crazy Legs' and THEN 'Damian Monroe', spinners, pogs, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes.
Hey! It's the 16th episode! Happy Mother's Day. On today's pod, Chris talks about Steve Harvey's email. Also discussed: people who wear bibs when they eat stuff, Will Smith, a word that Chris's dad uses to describe Chris, the problem with people who kill it, a couple of good stories from the road, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes.
Hey! It's the 17th episode! On today's show, Chris wonders about the jobs that gay people have. Also discussed: downtime in Toronto, too many shows on the food network, debunking Cooks vs. Cons, watching shows about dinosaurs, hookers, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes.
Hey! It's the 18th episode! Chris is back in LA! On today's show, Chris talks about Rick Ross. Also discussed: people debating about burgers, guys who rap in public, getting back into Jiu Jitsu with Joel Gerson, Katy Perry & Migos, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes.
Hey babies! It's the 19th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the concept of haters. Also discussed: movie characters and how they aren't real, the idea that guys just wanna fuck, Bill Maher and his controversy, Kathy Griffin and her controversy, Rotten Tomatoes, saving the world in small ways, international donut day, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes.
We made it to the 20th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about wearing white pants. Also discussed: more stories about crazy people at the Coffee Bean (surprise!), LL Cool J, the Indy 500, people who like everything, receiving surprise packages, the Amber Rose challenge, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes.
It's the 21th episode, coming to you from NYC! On today's show, Chris asks whether or not you can put your feet up on stuff. Also discussed: who lives in Albuquerque?, people who watch games on ESPN Classic, the funniest thing Chris thought of this week, the Bill Cosby case, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.
It is the 22nd episode! Back in LA and guess what? Man On Fire comes out TONIGHT on Netflix. Put it in your queue and watch it. On today's show, Chris discusses how alligators are actually monsters living in the United States. Also discussed: Chris talks about what it's like to retire material, people who say 'jorts', Europeans who wear polo shirts or shirts with numbers on them, Chris's friend Mitch, The Joe Budden/Migos scuffle at the BET Awards, LL Cool J's song Headsprung, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.
It is the 23rd episode! Thank you to everybody who watched Man On Fire on Netflix. If you haven’t seen it yet, put it in your queue and watch it. On today's show, Chris discusses his favorite cab ride of all time. Also discussed: the NBA awards, and UH OH! we introduce a new segment on the show! And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.
It is the 24th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how much he hates small talk. Also discussed: parking lot tire spikes, drycleaning, the TNT show Will, origin stories in general, and pizza shops. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.
It is the 25th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Jay Z and his recent, somewhat anti-semitic rant about real estate. Also discussed: all coffee shops are closed in Albuquerque, being asked by a United employee for his flight receipt, R. Kelly, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.
It is the 26th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when people run backwards on the treadmill at the gym. Also discussed: poutine, Comic Con, Drax cosplay, blonde boyfriends, blocking people on twitter, sound effects in rap, Michael Phelps v. shark, OJ getting out, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter (some really good ones this week!).
It is the 27th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about why it is good to make fun of your friends & family. Also discussed: Chris’s experience in Montreal, Chris’s manager, his friend Zack Doncovio who demanded a shoutout, the Fate of the Furious, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It is the 28th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about vaping and how you shouldn't do it. Also discussed: the responsibility of having dogs and/or kids, a little more info on becoming an elder, escape rooms, NFL players, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It is the 29th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the KKK (yeah that's right). Also discussed: honky tonk music and live music in Nashville in general, an absolutely amazing DM from a fan, Uber drivers who make signs, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It is the 30th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about harsh noise music. Also discussed: how Asians take too many pictures, the Aliens franchise, today’s solar eclipse, unnecessary Facebook Live videos, having valor, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It is the 31th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how penises are too small on statues. Also discussed: Vin Scully, Dick Vitale, Super Mario Bros theme music, pregnancy photos, the statue of David, a special PSA for naked altruists, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app.
It is the 32nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Jai Alai. Also discussed: No Fear shirts, the new Young Sheldon show, men who post about their wives on social media, old fashioned cars, & Michael Caine's career. We have skipped TMFUIPOTW and Twitter questions this week.
It is the 33rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about crooners and subliminal sexism in old songs. Also discussed: Arizona, football towns, statues, cheerleaders, marching bands, music cues in TV, scatting, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It is the 34th episode! Guess what: we named our first elder! On today's show, Chris talks about being a creature of habit. Also discussed: New Jersey diners, Babylon, movies with scrolls in it, clowns aren't scary, March of the Penguins, Ibexes on a wall, & TMFUIPOTW.
It’s the 35th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Lenny Kravitz and names another elder! Also discussed: Ma$e, taking a bullet for someone, TV show hosts, making love in the middle of the day, garbage trucks, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 36th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the MyPillow guy. Also discussed: doing what you love, people who ask advice writing their instagram captions, sectional pants, speedos, eating way more than your portion, NSYNC, & TMFUIPOTW.
It's the 37th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when Michael Jordan had that Hitler mustache in the Hayne's commercial. Also discussed: Firehouse Subs, Mike Pence, Harvey Weinstein, Meryl Streep, Leonard Maltin eating the last piece of cheesecake, we name a new elder, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 38th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about guys who get mad at fake boobs. Also discussed: boycotting Wendy's, Thor: Ragnarok, the Black Panther poster, Andy Serkis, Jean Dujardin, people who drink too much Coca Cola, & TMFUIPOTW.
It's the 39th episode! Coming to you from Melbourne! On today's show, Chris talks about ordering coffee in Australia and the spider he trapped in his hotel bathroom. Also discussed: the voice acting in the new Planet of the Apes movie, wildlife reserves, how kangaroos have shoulders, how you should never hum, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It’s the 40th episode! Mommy/Daddy is back in LA! On today's show, Chris discusses the rest of his trip to Australia, and being a foreigner in another country. Also discussed: Kevin Spacey/Anthony Rapp, an idea for what to do with House of Cards, people making you feel guilty about sightseeing, Australian cigarette packaging, live concerts on Southwest airlines, we announce a new elder, & TMFUIPOTW.
It’s the 41st episode! On today's show, Chris discusses menu food puns and restaurants that try to be cute. Also discussed: loud talkers, Faces of Death, chris’s childhood friend Morgan, soccer/bicycle kicks, Fahrenheit vs Celsius, Yelp reviewers, & TMFUIPOTW. We announce new elders, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 42nd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses working out, people at the gym, and what they wear. Also discussed: the most ridiculous Trump tweet to date, when people confront Chris in person about social media blocking, & TMFUIPOTW. We announce a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 43rd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses being comfortable being alone, aka, rolling on your dolo. Also discussed: Lavar Ball, Narcos, Blake Shelton, drugs, Daft Punk, Daniel Bedingfield, the song 'Take A Knee My Ass', & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It’s the 44th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about backflipping robots. Also discussed: getting older and injuries that come with it, Henry Cavill’s mustache, talking to women at the gym, System Of A Down, Fuel, other bands with bad names, and Black Hole Sun. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 45th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the importance of drooling (especially while making love). Also discussed: Mario Lopez & Mark-Paul Gosselaar, reinventing yourself, white kids freestyle rapping, rhyming in general, Ouija Boards, and escape rooms. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 46th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how he doesn't hate Christmas music. Also discussed: Roy Moore on a horse, Ted Crockett, Chris's restaurant: Plain'n'Simp, DMX, Elon Musk, and believing in Santa Claus. We name a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 47th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the annoying way people talk about food. Also discussed: The Black Thought freestyle, Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Emily Ratajkowski, Nikki Glaser, Chris Spencer, feeling lonely during the holidays, songs that play at strip clubs. We name a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 48th episode! On today's show, Chris tries to read a Christmas story for The Babies. Also discussed: Ocean's 8, and a bunch of holiday-related Twitter questions.
It's the 49th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about New Year’s resolutions. Also discussed: Chinese New Year, the year of the dog, the city of San Diego, drooling more in 2018, and E40. And of course, Chris does TMFUIPOTW and answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 50th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about Logan Paul and Logan Paul's dad. Also discussed: how nothing changes when it's a new year, the current state of comedy, emotional intelligence, WWJD bracelets, meeting 2pac in heaven, the racist H&M ad, Swedish people.
It's the 51st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the way people react when you joke about religion. Also discussed: the movie Love and a Bullet, Hawaiian culture, the controversial Emily Ratajkowski ad, "shithole countries", and more. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 52nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Art Basel and bad art. Also discussed: Kanye and Chicago West, horrendous celebrity names, Marina Abramovic, TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 53rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about ventriloquists and puppets. Also discussed: Gasparilla Pirate Festival, being an actual cult leader, the dark web, people with clammy hands, drunk girls in Tampa, the meaning of life, and giving your all. We have a double installment of TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 54th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about sex parties. Also discussed: people who prank each other, getting in fights in traffic, No H8, women who shave their heads, and the Super Bowl. We have a special elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 55th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a few stories from being in Canada. Also discussed: getaway sticks, the Gerald Stanley trial, old off the hook phone messages, "spirit animals", "hangry", the Olympics, curling, Black Panther, and how basmati rice is not good. We have a new elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 56th episode! On today's show, Chris discovers some new sex terms on wikipedia. Also discussed: the Black Panther opening, bad movies from the 90s, getting older, Golden Girls and the TV show Hunter, and snacks from Trader Joe’s. We have a new elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 57th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about family arguments. Also discussed: mistaken song lyrics, actors playing trans, porn on Instagram, and people falling down. We have a new elder today, we do TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 58th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about auditioning in Hollywood. Also discussed: great Jay Z lyrics, Akon, being sick, pronouncing Russell Westbrook, road rage stories, and people with bad senses of humor. We have a new elder today, TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 59th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about hating multicolored tortilla chips. Also discussed: popcorn, airport wifi, separating your brownies and ice cream, camping, and Club Monaco. We have a new elder today, TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 60th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about childhood influences. Also discussed: childhood influences, following Sebastian, nude beach babysitters, showing your family love, an email from Uncle Vinny, and bouncy balls. Also, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 61st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about taking TV too seriously. Also discussed: movers, old timey weightlifters, McDonald's, time machines, 35-minute desserts and raspberry sauce. We name a new elder and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 62nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about April Fool's Day and pranks. Also discussed: jet lag, people who are bad at filming stuff, how to be good at sex, having preference with porn, a price for sodomy, and a voicemail from Uncle Vinny & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Wow it's the 63rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about having a bunch of kids. Also discussed: Conor McGregor, a Cuban Uber driver, not knowing what day it is, the tediousness of being on set, people who do their own stunts, Eminem, & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 64th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about The Rock. Also discussed: Beyoncé, Starbucks, the Terminator movies, James Cameron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, hashtag holidays, Chick-fil-A, sexist R&B lyrics, & we have TMFUIPOTW.
It's the 65th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about NBA locker room fashion. Also discussed: the South, Blade Runner, computers in older futuristic movies, and Walmart Yodel Boy. We name a special elder and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 66th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kanye West. Also discussed: getting a tattoo, this girl with the controversial prom dress, political people getting offended, the microfiche, Jodie Foster, Elvis, R. Kelly, Bill Cosby, TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 67th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Ryan Seacrest. Also discussed: Emily Ratajkowski, The Goo Goo Dolls, San Francisco being too cold, Logan Paul, game show announcers, TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 68th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about DJ Khaled and his son Asahd. Also discussed: Mother's Day social media posts, the song Green Onions, Infinity Wars and Justice League, and straight jackets.
It's the 69th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Nate Dogg. Also discussed: the royal wedding, church, 69 jokes, Rob Gronkowski, and graduation speeches. Plus, we name a new elder.
It's the 70th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about crybabies and dragging culture. Also discussed: Roseanne, playing colleges, the void, and a couple big pet peeves. Plus, we answer some questions from Twitter.
It's the 71st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about taking a stand for what you believe in, a.k.a. your "freedom" moment. Chris also plays around with his new soundboard. Also discussed: Car wash etiquette, what is a "brand", drug stores selling clothes, baseball hats with non-baseball stuff on them, and the one time he committed robbery.
It's the 72nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being nice to robots. Also discussed: people being awkward, AirPods, IHOB, XXXTentacion, Miss America, and Vegan McDonalds.
It's the 73rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being XXXTentacion. Also discussed: camping, parasols, Lil Tay, being genuine when dating, Hugh Grant, Nicolas Cage, and Daddy's sweaty chest. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 74th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how being disrespectful is actually respectful. Also discussed: The Secret, people from Midwest City, Brent Morin, hibernating, bad movies vs. good movies, and leg day. Plus, Chris answers a couple questions from Twitter.
It's the 75th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about LeBron James moving to the Lakers. Also discussed: Drake's new album Scorpion, people who say 'Lake Show', cuttlefish mating, world population battle royale, and Guitar Hero. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
It's the 76th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about reggae and Mad Cobra. Also discussed: Jamaican dancing, the kids trapped in the cave, the worst movies on Netflix, and buying expensive clothes. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
It's the 77th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about hiking. Also discussed: infomercials, closeted gay behavior, getting hit on by guys, "unsolicited jizz", "Vietnam pubes", and TMZ. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
It's the 78th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about R. Kelly's new song "I Admit.:" Also discussed: Houston, Twitter arguments, James Gunn, Tekashi 6ix9ine, an a story about the time Chris interrupted his own set to take a shit. Also, fuck boba. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
It's the 79th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a couple of stories from Montreal. Also discussed: wacky hair, burpees, Air Canada and airplane internet, and The Space Force. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
It's the 80th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about 'brbr' and how long it should take to have sex. Also discussed: sex positions, Tom Cruise, stunts, poetry, auditioning, Las Vegas, Thunder Down Under, and ultimate frisbee. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
It's the 81st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being yourself. Also discussed: dogs throwing up, Family Guy, period piece movies, symphony hair vs. hockey player hair, tribal mentality, and growing up. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
It's the 82nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about gourds, and people who are gourds. Also discussed: not caring about food presentation, Yellow Submarine, District 9, Eminem, 69ing, pineapples on pizza, Die Hard, and some stories from elementary school.
It's the 83rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about his time with The Chainsmokers in Las Vegas. Also discussed: lobster quesadillas, cuddling, All Star by Smashmouth, Africa by Toto, Burning Man, and karaoke. We name a new Elder (finally!) and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 84th episode! It's Labor Day. On today's show, Chris talks about ASMR. Also discussed: diss tracks, Mark Wahlberg and how he wakes up too early, the dystopian future, speedos, going into the ocean past your knees, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, Italians taking off the month of August (Ferragosto), & siestas. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 85th episode! On today's show, Chris tells his Kurt Russell story. Also discussed: math flirting, Car Wash by Rose Royce, Myspace and the Top 8, and what you should do if you own a waffle maker. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 86th episode! On today's show, it's story time! Chris tells a story about his friend after 9/11, a filthy story about hiking in Runyon Canyon and a couple of his favorite stories from the Comedy Store. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine, being a DJ, Sticky Fingaz, and spiders, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 87th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about growing up, role models, and what it means to be a role model. Also discussed: Suge Knight, Bill Cosby, airplanes, Kopi Luwak (cat poop coffee), the triple Talaq, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 88th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kawhi Leonard and his amazing laugh. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine (of course), Kanye on SNL, DJ Pooh, JR Smith and his Supreme tattoo, that ice cream tester guy, method acting and performances, and Phil Knight and his book. Plus, there's a NEW TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 89th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the Conor McGregor vs Khabib Nurmagomedov fight. Also discussed: Butt's Up, Mike Tyson, Russians, Melania Trump, vocal training, and a big pet peeve. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 90th episode! On today's show, Chris tells some childhood stories. Also discussed: Peabo Bryson, Carnegie Hall, Chris's dad, is there a god?, Shannon Sharpe, and stupid dishes. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 91st episode! On today's show, Chris tells a story about his opener and his passport in Couvey. Also discussed: Alonzo Bodden, Tuscan flavor, sandwiches, throwing pillows, truffle popcorn, more Shannon Sharpe, and the Lakers brawl. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 92nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how older video games are better than new video games. Also discussed: Halloween costumes, Scrooge McDuck, scary halloween noises, John Wayne, Benihana, & Streets of Rage.
It's the 93rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about seeing racism right here in Hollywood. Also discussed: a mother who confronted an online gamer, Halloween, Spanish class, tetanus shots, Double Dragon, Tony Danza, and No Nut November. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 94th episode! On today's show, Chris goes through some Craigslist missed connections. Also discussed: Idris Elba, JCVD, Montell Jordan, tetanus shot still hurting, American Idol, and Brian McKnight. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 95th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about the bombshell Tekashi 6ix9ine news. Also discussed: what is racketeering?, San Francisco is always freezing, unpacking at hotels, who eats complimentary breakfast?, luggage racks, hotel showers, Raya, and Jawzrsize.
It's the 96th episode, almost to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about holiday shopping and everyone's obsession with deals. Also discussed: ginkgo biloba, Bill Clinton, Eric Trump, a very Italian story, Dwight Howard and general intolerance towards gay people, the military, religion, baseball, and favorite directors. Plus, we do Missed Connections, and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
It's the 97th episode, getting close! On today's show, Chris talks about Ludacris and the Fast & Furious franchise for way too long. Also discussed: bad Geico Commercials, deadpan comedy, Apple Maps, Ed Burns, Abcde, & Jay Z and Beyonce. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
It's the 98th episode, getting closer! On today's show, Chris talks about how he thinks a bigender robot should host the Oscars. Also discussed: TED Radio Hour, Derren Brown, Nimesh Patel, and how hard it is to do a show with no Internet (which is what we did today).
It's the 99th episode, 1 more to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about social media influencers. Also discussed: Robert DeNiro, Copland, YouTubers, IHOP/IHOB, the republican sex position, Rs at the end of non-R words. We answer some Twitter questions and do Missed Connections.
Episode 100! The centennial! Christmas Eve! Please welcome our first guest, Matt D'Elia. On today's show, Chris and Matt discuss family. Also discussed: a special life philosophy, Donald Trump, Jim Carrey, fashion, and Keith Hernandez. Matt joins in on Missed Connections, plus brings a couple surprises to the show. A heartfelt thank you to all the fans for your love and support. We love you.
On today's show, Chris discusses the end of the holidays. Also discussed: Chris's new Netflix special, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Saudi Arabia, skiing, and the world ending. Plus, Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about a video of R. Kelly in Ethiopia. Also discussed: the Apple TV Remote, makeup contouring, Xerxes, Missed Connections, and a story about french fries.
On today's show, Chris talks about Marie Kondo and Tidying Up. Also discussed: Craig Conant, New Year's resolutions, George R. R. Martin and Game of Thrones, ZZ Top, Staind, Missed Connections, and we name a new Elder.
On today's show, Chris talks about Ja Rule. Also discussed: North Face jackets, Zack Doncovio and chocolate milk, white guy names, the Fyre Festival documentaries, Billy McFarland, and Kool Keith. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about his beef with DirecTV. Also discussed: the cities in Colorado, porn, Jon Ronson, and George Harrison. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about DMX and Scatman John. Also discussed: a followup on DirecTV, the Super Bowl, wardrobe, and Zack and Mike stories. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about the famous George Brett story. Also discussed: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, Édgar Ramírez, Ricky Martin, male models, doing math, Bryant Gumbel, and how getting a new car sucks. Plus, we name an elder and do Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about what's going on with Jussie Smollett. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine snitching, Burberry, Karl Lagerfeld, Kawhi Leonard's shoes, and annoying people. Plus, we do a Miami version of Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about Brody Stevens. Also discussed: R. Kelly, David Duchovny, Kanye's Sunday Service, and some great Youtube videos. Plus, we do a Birmingham, Alabama edition of Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about college. Also discussed: NBA Jam, cinnamon bagels, Porndemic, the momo challenge, Ben Bailey, and a story about Mike Lenoci at the airport. Plus, we do a Fresno edition of Missed Connections and it gets real silly.
On today's show, Chris talks about Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly. Also discussed: Starbucks inside of other things, being old and having braces, and the worst possible hat ever. Plus, we do a San Antonio edition of Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris proposes a concept for thirsty Instagrammers. Also discussed: restaurant Happy Birthday songs, Go Fund Me, Harland Williams, and Denali SUVs. Plus, we do a Reno edition of Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about getting blowback for making jokes. Also discussed: Millie Bobbie Brown, extreme feminism, set life, loud plane talkers, and a brand new Uncle Vinny story. Plus, we do a Bakersfield edition of Missed Connections.
Aprils Fools! On today's show, Theo Von sits in as a surprise guest host and brings quite a few rumors about Chris with him. Also discussed: Mike Lenoci, orgasmic meditation, and a bunch of other Theo Von brand nonsense. Plus, we do a New Orleans edition of Missed Connections. * Subscribe to www.youtube.com/theovon *
On today's show, Chris talks about a local Albuquerque news segment. Also discussed: Kodak Black/T.I./The Game/Tank, Boyz II Men. We name an elder, and we do a Bay Area edition of Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris responds to the local Albuquerque news covering his reaction from last week. Also discussed: Coachella, Star Wars, Scarface, and Grandma Carmella. And we're back to Los Angeles for Missed Connections this week, some of the best yet.
On today's show, Chris talks about how he is a spy. Also discussed: a $170 toaster, influencers out in public, Kodak Black, rap music, seeing red, and The Steve Miller Band. Plus, we take a look at Orange County Missed Connections this week.
On today's show, Chris talks about Marvel's Endgame. Also discussed: Stagecoach, 50 Cent's beef, Boyz II Men, and LeSean McCoy. Plus, we take a look at Missed Connections in the Inland Empire this week.
On today's show, Chris talks about Homicide with Logic and Eminem, Also discussed: Instagram hiding likes, Ludacris, Nate Dogg, some nice family stories, and drunk moms. We bring back MFUIPOTW and we we take a look at weird Missed Connections from Boston.
On today's show, Chris talks about strangers living in your house. Also discussed: Constance Wu, Dan Bilzerian, the Lakers fan protest, and eating peanuts.
On today's show, Chris talks about people who signed the petition to remake Game of Thrones Season 8. Also discussed: shark planes, Aquaman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sonic the Hedgehog, and R&B from the 90s.
On today's show, Chris talks about fictional Instagram profiles. Also discussed: VICE News, Uber, Del Taco, incels, Mt. Everest, and Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris reviews Russian cuisine. Also discussed: Olympic events, Croatians, posture, working out, British accents in Chernobyl, and Armenians. We do MFUIPOTW & name an Elder!
On today's show, Chris talks about how he (like Tom Cruise) is a Scientologist. Also discussed: valet parking, turducken, Jay Z, Beyonce, tchotchkes, and Long Island Missed Connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about Drake's desire for chips and dip. Also discussed: Kawhi Leonard, OJ on Twitter, inner beauty, the name Hugh, bad interview questions, and the blind French guy on the Voice doing Lose Yourself. Plus, we name an Elder!
On today's show, Chris talks about cameo.com. Also discussed: dad bods, the book 1984, Benjamin Franklin's ladies, and people who are fun drunks. Plus we come back to LA for some missed connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about ESPN. Also discussed: origin stories, sleeping on buses, bodybuilding robots, synchronizing dreams, safe words, and the opinions of dock workers. Plus we head to Atlanta for a couple missed connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about the Babypod, a speaker that goes in your vagina. Also discussed: Tik Tok, online challenges, DJ Khaled, the "Homicide" video release, and earthquakes.
On today's show, Chris talks about David Caruso one liners. Also discussed: Giannis Antetokounmpo, mediterranean food, a drunk flight attendant, the full English breakfast, Chamillionaire, and Detroit Missed Connections.
Hello from Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about feeding the mob and yet another situation where people are getting too mad about a joke. Also discussed: imaginary fights in your head with Mark Wahlberg, Sunglass Hut, the ice cream challenge, gallon smashing, family stories, and onesies.
Hello again from Rio Grande Studios in Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about an article he saw about Tarantino's new movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Also discussed: Armie Hammer and his toe-sucking child, foot fetishes, nudity on Instagram, Riley Reid, "wax paper days", and the musical (and new film trailer for) Cats.
On today's show, Chris talks about his friend and Army of the Dead costar Matthias Schweighöfer. Also discussed: bragging about not sleeping, protected sex and birth control, following Leslie Jones, imposter syndrome, and "X-Men".
On today's show, Chris and Matt talk family, Police Academy, Quentin Tarantino, Kuffs, Paul Reiser, Christian Slater, Steve Guttenberg, and Matt's new podcast, Matt D'Elia is Confused.
On today's show, Chris talks about being on the H3 podcast, using the women's restroom, public bathroom etiquette, Area 51, Naruto running, Lance Bass, World Hot Dog Day, new Apple emojis, and puking fails. Plus we answer some questions from Twitter.
On today's show, Chris talks more about Matthias Schweighöfer, Kid Rock, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Travis Scott, dying your beard, the horizontal mambo, bucket lists, and the "don't wanna" level.
On today's show, Chris talks about public toilets in Wales, Albuquerque, bad memes, accidentally drinking White Claw, "Escib", "the deserve-it scale", and we take some Twitter questions.
On today's show, Chris talks about Jeremy Renner and his song "Main Attraction", old college friends, New Jersey and Florida, Zedd, and the influencer motorcycle accident.
On today's show, Chris talks about Johnny Depp, Dior Sauvage, having a relationship with cancel culture, VMAs, Sebastian, mini horses on planes, Nirvana, anime, and we answer a bunch of Twitter questions.
On today's show, Chris talks about how everyone fancies themselves Travis Bickle, Robert DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. Also discussed: Caroline Calloway, gingko biloba, Flume, Michael Lenoci eating burgers in Amsterdam, and we go through some deserve-it scale submissions (good job, guys).
On today's show, Chris talks Keith Morrison's great voice, The Truth About Pam, Atlantic City, Army of the Dead, people from New York being so New York, business wars, and Jodi Arias.
On today's show, Chris talks about Toby Keith, getting divorced, having to go to Atlantic City for 20 minutes, bacons, and Kenny Chesney.
On today's show, Chris talks about the Dutch family that hid for 9 years in a basement, the excessive amount of announcements on flights, checking into the MGM Grand Detroit, losing Airpods, and we answer some Twitter questions.
On today's show, Chris talks about having a van all weekend with his openers driving around Southern California, franks and burgers, mega preachers like Benny Hinn, speaking in tongues, Jared Harris, and having come around on San Diego.
On today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furniture pet peeve.
On today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (thank you firefighters!), nap time in kindergarten, and Michael Che/Caitlyn Jenner.
On today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, Zack Doncovio always forgetting his ID, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, Kevin Hart working hard, T.I., and Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram.
On today's show, Chris talks about hats from Goorin Bros, his dad and calamari, clothes from H&M, an accident at the Soho Grand, Menorahs, the grove, complaining about Christmas coming early, and missed connections.
On today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament of Keanu Reeves, and Chris and his dad, Bill, have a discussion about calamari over the phone.
On today's show, Chris revisits the Cats trailer and everything wrong with it, The Irishman, DJ Premier, Bun B, and the Mai Tai/Iced Americano/Turkey Sausage Life, Joe Biden, and Scooter Braun.
Matt D'Elia joins us today's show! Today Chris and Matt dissect the trailer for Drunk Parents, watch scenes from To Catch A Predator, and share stories from La Cañada High School.
Today Chris discusses being in You, Goodfellas, pre-security restaurants in the airport, having a baby, Mariah Carey, speaking gibberish, Volcano and Dante's Peak being released in the same year, box office bombs, and we name an elder!
Today Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans, CGI on Jason Derulo's bulge, and "Cat School."
Today Chris talks about New Year's Resolutions, the movie Only The Strong & Paco Christian Prieto, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Segal, Stallone, and Pacino.
Today Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby.
Today, Chris talks about being in the friendzone, algebra, YOU season 2, making up words as a kid, and developing your identity. Plus, a special strip club story.
Today, we've got a new story about Michael Lenoci traveling. Also discussed: Aaron Hernandez, Jawline, Tom Segura, Commes de Garcon, and the song Otis by Magma.
Today we talk about Kobe Bryant, his legacy, his tragic death and the reaction to it, LeBron, the tendency to be petty, Ari Shaffir, Dennis Murphy, and writing new material.
It’s the turtleneck episode! Today Chris talks about how much he hated the Sabra Super Bowl commercial, the greatest acting performance of all time (it’s Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant), Machine Gun Kelly, and Patrick Mahomes.
Today Chris talks about the Oscars, and congratulations to Bong Joon Ho, favorite past Oscar moments like James Cameron’s acceptance and Travolta trying to say Idina Menzel, Future, Only Fans, white knights, and making sure you get that scrilla.
Today Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy.
Today Chris talks about having a a real baby(!), Herman Cain's ad from 2012, people who are always complimenting Lizzo's looks, Dwyane Wade, Young Thug, Boosie Badazz, and getting pulled over.
Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child.
Today we announce Chris's new Netflix special "No Pain"! April 14th, set your reminders on Netflix now. Today Chris talks about how he feels about his different specials, Coronavirus, Trump, Biden, LL Cool J, Hulk Hogan, and his own sexy hands.
Today we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coronavirus, Italians being emotional and singing, being cooped up, Jean-Claude Van Damme, cucks who hoard toilet paper, and arguing with people on Twitter. Please be careful and stay healthy out there, babies!
Today Chris is all alone, no Juan, no Ivan. We're being safe, so you should be, too! On today's show we talk about the people who have been preparing for quarantine their whole lives, celebrity "Imagine" with Gal Gadot, Harvey Weinstein getting a coronavirus test, a story about a community college production of Grease, Madonna, and a film Chris made when he was 23.
Chris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavirus, Akon's real name, and how people need to stay the f*ck at home.
We're still here and we're still being safe! On today's show we talk about Breaking Bad, Covid conspiracies, Shai, a story from the Coffee Bean, a story about small bites, and an update to the rat kid story.
Hope you're staying home and staying safe, babies. Today we address blowback from the conspiracy folks on the internet, how hot text chain arguments are, the meaning of the word "underrated", Doomsday Preppers, OnlyFans, and how much Chris loves his brother Matt.
It's episode 169 and everyone's staying at home! How was your 4-20? Today we talk about Chris finally finishing Breaking Bad, Kanye beeping, scatting, remaking the The Walking Dead, a quote from Teddy Roosevelt, and STEROIDS.
Still staying at home! Today we talk about Trump talking about injecting disinfectants, Too Hot To Handle, Adele's divorce settlement, and JIMMBOs that are up to something.
Today we discuss Italian roots, watching Sopranos, Chris thinking he wanted to be in the NBA, funerals, the Butthole song, and we cover something we somehow never covered before: the Christian Bale rant.
Today we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty letters, and 2 of Chris's favorite YouTube stars: Tim Byrne & Daniel Songer.
Today we have a follow-up to the Hillary Duff cookie saga, Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard allegations & Snoop Dogg's response, POV TikTok, Married at First Sight, an examination of titles in pornography, and orgasming to cure Restless Leg Syndrome. Plus, trash dog Vincenzo makes an appearance on the YouTube video.
Chris is 15 and we're alive at night! Today we talk about In-N-Out Burger, COVID commercials, the National Geographic + Vans collab, Jimmy Fallon, wearing masks, 90 Day Fiancé, Big Ed, and having a light that you don't know how to turn off.
Taking a second to share some thoughts on the current situation out there. Plus: David Guetta, Alec Baldwin, and monkeys stealing Coronavirus.
Today we talk movie titles, a racist lady video, Kevin Spacey, Italians feeding you, and and the trillest gangster.
Today Chris discusses Love Island, specifically Jaxon Human, Blues Clues and Bubble Guppies, The new Equalizer, and the best use of boxers he ever saw.
On today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and what it's like to be Santa Claus.
On today's episode Chris talks about getting back into podcast mode, how many commercials Shaq is in, and the show Kings of Pain. He also runs down his recent trip to Joshua Tree and reveals the results of his Depends experiment.
In this week's episode, Chris talks about Chet Hanks and White Boy Summer, how great infomercials are, and Joe Biden vs. the stairs. For more topics and the full Congratulations experience join the Patreon!
On today's episode Chris discusses Undercover Billionaire, The Learning Channel and Salt Bae. He also watches some videos including a man converted by the Lort, and the genius of White Claw Gabe.
On today's show Chris talks about DMX and Ja Rule, leaving notes for the food delivery guy, and how awesome it is to be a father. He also shares some family stories about stealing from your pharmacist, the burning pain of contacts, and his dad's new toaster.
In this week's episode Chris talks about a visit from his OCD, his new favorite bodybuilder, and the ABC network theme. We also enjoy a video chronicling the epic anger of Wally Backman.
In this week's episode Chris discusses his death filled trip to Arizona, the terrible Oscars, and the hidden third Property Brother! He also saved his son from a scorpion.