Mavis is annoyed that the parsnips didn't arouse Derek. She needs to know that he finds her sexually attractive.. Tracy wants Deirdre to marry Phil so they'll be rich. Deirdre gets the telesales job, selling fitted kitchens. She feels useless after a morning of people putting the phone down and making improper suggestions. She discovers Ingrams are looking for a sales rep and applies for the job. Ivy tells Alf it would be a good idea to open evenings and a decorator gives Jack an over the top estimate, so Jack plans to decorate himself